more aus:
i’m a immortal who just woke up from a ‘nap’ what the fuck is this what the fuck is that au
our prom dates just ditched us for each other let’s show them what they’re missing out on au
your partner hired me to kill you but they’re an asshole so let’s make out instead au
you have short term memory after your surgery - short term memory - surgery for your - no, short term memory - jesus christ stop asking au
we’re planning a mutual friend’s wedding au
that stupid thing i dared you to do sent you to the hospital au
we’re superheroes that got drunk last night oh god what’d we do au
we were both working during the holidays but got snowed in at the office au
language teachers who compete to see who can make each other more flustered in front of the class in the other language au
we’re the only sober ones right now au
chef and waiter au
zookeepers au
i accidentally feel asleep in the bookstore you work in cause i read so much au
you’re a fictional character that came from a dystopia novel au
i teach your child and we have very important meetings about their education au
