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oishi | 20s | she/her guys im getting smoked out by sonic the hedgehog and benjamin franklin

[broshi-4-lyfe]

[bumpscosity]

[niyarest]

rice fills me with joy and happiness, but more importantly it fills me with rice

[acreaturecalledgreed]

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: (

[acreaturecalledgreed]

oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: )

[cheerio-charcuterie-board]

How it feels to take a shower

[scramratz]

everyone u reblog is safe right? i feel like u reblog a lot of ppl and i just want to make sure ur vetting them all first,,,

Everybody I reblog from is evil and does crimes aplenty

[doublism]

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

[servicebunny]

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

[doublism]

i don't really think it's like that at all

[starbuck]

is this ship popular because it’s legitimately compelling or is it popular because it’s the easiest to decontextualize and write college roommate AUs about?

[starbuck]

this post broke containment and is getting ‘let people have fun and enjoy things’ comments, so i want to clarify that i hate fun and want to personally bludgeon everyone who has ever written a college roommate AU with a hammer

[qqchurch]

[frostglitch]

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[destructsequence]

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

[wholefamilydeadringerforsimpsons]

mutualing someone who just followed you is kind of like baby trapping them

[happilyhadesbound]

underrated ship dynamic is 'they deserve each other /derogatory'

[lautakwah]

[circlusion]

[lowpolyanimals]

Parrots from RuneScape (5 October 2004 – 9 July 2007)

[bilover]

if i bring a book someplace it doesn't necessarily mean i want to read it mayb i just want to take her on a walk. Get her some fresh air and a change of scenery