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Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)
Good fucking Christ.
watch this
Let Me Out Of Here!
photographer: Mr. GIF
location: Walt Disney World
Make sure you brush up on your ‘Merican history before you go out and blow shit up!
Provided you aren’t nyctophobic, claustrophobic, acrophobic or simply can’t stand caves, it’s time to pack a bag and join us for another Geyser of Awesome Field Trip. This time we’re headed for Wales, specifically an abandoned slate mine in Blaenau Ffestiniog, a mining town in North Wales. There we’ll be climbing, bouncing, jumping and sliding to our hearts’ content on an awesome network of huge trampolines and slides called Bounce Below.
"The tourist attraction features three giant trampolines suspended across the cave, ranging from 20 feet to 180 feet high. Ten foot net walls prevent people from climbing out, while walkways connect the trampolines, and slides offer an easy way to exit. As visitors jump around, the walls of the surrounding cavern are illuminated with glowing blue, green, pink, and purple lights."
Developed by Zip World, Bounce Below is opening to the public on July 4, 2014. Tickets available here. Just watch out for C.H.U.D.s and Morlocks.
[via Colossal and My Modern Metropolis]
Pounce!
Beards are awesome, they come in so many shapes, styles and colors. We even make a selection of fake beards for folks who can’t or simply don’t want to commit to growing a beard, but still want the fun and flair that comes with wearing one. And yet we’ve never seen beards quite like these critter whiskers.
This awesome photo series was created for Schick’s new “Free Your Skin” ad campaign. It was a collaborative effort by the Y&R New Zealand agency, human photographer Troy Goodall, animal photographer Stephen Stewart, and image production specialists Electric Art.
[via Scene 360]
I WAS JUST CLEANING OUT MY BIBLE AND I FOUND THE MOST HILARIOUSLY PETULANT PARABLE
jesus is PISSED
it’s not FIG SEASON
he’s PREPARING TO DIE
so he curses a fucking tree.
you child.
Go home Jesus. You’re drunk.
maybe all this time the saying is god hates FIGS
*thunder crack* maniacal laughter
Pasadena, CA-based artist Cody Williams handcrafts these awesome mounted plush heads of yetis and other fantastic creatures. Each faux furry trophy head is created along with a zoological description, including diet, behavior and personality traits. They’re available via Cody’s Etsy shop, Yeti and Friends.
[via Super Punch]
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
Leave it to Japan to create something that’s simultaneously one of the strangest, funniest and most terrifying things we’ve ever seen (and now can never unsee). Don’t worry, these dolled up pets aren’t actually wearing makeup. People have simply taken to using photo makeover apps, such as Perfect365, to give their cats and dogs glamorous new looks. The app uses sensors to locate main facial features in a photo and then applies eye makeup, false lashes, blusher, lipstick, and even stylish wigs. These results merit the creation of a whole new department. Let’s call it the Department of Hilarious Nightmare Fuel.
Head over to RocketNews24 for additional images, if you dare.
It’s Japanese Awesome Day on Geyser of Awesome!
Hi Froggie! Do you believe in the friendzone?
I believe in something I call “unrequited like.” It’s a less profound version of unrequited love. I think this happens to all genders and it can certainly be disappointing.
I’ve been on the planet a bit longer than a lot of my followers and maybe I can pass along a few things I’ve learned.
First, if someone has no interest in you. Move on. It will be hard. It might even suck for a while. But trying to win the affection of someone who doesn’t feel that way about you is a big waste of time. You are just going to cause yourself more pain.
Second, being someone’s friend is not a consolation prize. Friendship is one of the most precious things on earth and should not be discounted into this absurd notion of the “friendzone.”
If you believe in the friendzone you aren’t the “nice guy” you think you are. Women are not objects to be won, and if they reject you, you should respect that. You cannot blame someone for not having feelings for you. It’s like telling someone who doesn’t like brussels sprouts to just start liking them. You cannot magically change their taste buds by saying the right words.
And lastly, if they offer you friendship, do not accept it if you are just going to be resentful. Either truly be their friend and perform your friend duties with all your heart, or move along.
In my opinion, if you think you got friendzone’d, you are no friend.
Having previously experienced the joy of Dirds (Dog-birds), today the Department of Awesome Animal Hybrids would like to introduce you to the wonderful world of Meowls, fearsome yet adorable kitty-owls. They sleep a lot more than purebred owls and are equally fond of live and catnip-stuffed mice.
[via RocketNews24]
MEOWLS OMG.
