lorie

i am so much happier now that im dead

[zzzsvtz]

How it feels watching the pitt every time a woman has the slightest screen time

[b6rntosdiee]

[loveyladyfingers07]

[dior-addict]

gisele bündchen for versace spring/summer 2000

[mira-angle]

Not homelander and nate Jacobs get killed in the same week

[deedzreads]

when the author starts describing some fuck ass outfit that i’m supposedly wearing

[lakevida]

i went to navy pier as a child and clowns took my father away and built a table out of him with three other dads and i always thought this was some unpleasant and vivid dream and i mentioned it to my mom one day a couple years ago and she was like Yaa when we went to chicago they made him do chair tricks with other men

they did this to him

[buttastic]

feeling like I am perhaps downwind from an argument my brother in law is having with his fiancée about wedding planning

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[2colde]

im getting on the crazy bus to crazy city

[doll444luv]

one thing i cant do is mean character fics, it pisses me off so much all your ocs and shit need to grow a goddamn BACKBONE!! like omggggggggggg youre 32, kick the bitch out hello???!!

[coconuco66]

@coconuco66

[necromancelena]

Going outside with wet hair from showering is humiliating because everyone sees you and thinks stuff like "eww gross here comes the wet girl". But going outside with wet hair when it's raining? Unambiguous boon because now everyone is thinking stuff like "wow, she's so topical" and "her hair is a scathing critique of the times we live in"

[ashenmind]

[sobcat]

TUESDAY LETS GO 😵‍💫

[sobcat]

nvm lets go home

[urie]

you dont need to post every single thought that comes to your mind. but i do. i have to

[girlnextvore]

this sims 2 ad has like such deep gay energy to it. Like this feels like queer history to me