Honor Stretching Tails to Necks

One man's Michelangelo is another man’s Milli Vanilli.

[tributary]

we don’t learn enough about the byzantine empire in school

[roycohn]

"we need a joe rogan for the left" we literally have alex cooper and kylie kelce hosting massively popular podcasts where they bring on democratic politicians to boost their messages to their wide audience of normie women as well as talking frankly about politically-relevant issues that impact women such as birth control, sex and sexuality, and the division of labor in marriage and parenting -- oh wait you didn't mean that, you meant "a man with a podcast where it's okay to say slurs" not a "cringe lib wine drinking bitch with a microphone"

[tributary]

pride comes before a fall

[tributary]

happy june!

[beardedmrbean]

[somanyfandomsomfg]

Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame: Never judge people for how they look! It's not their appearance that matters, it's what's in their hearts!

Victor Hugo: Every man ever is an evil sex pervert. You understand me? Are you hearing me? All of them. Every single man. The bell freak? Evil pervert. The archdeacon? Evil pervert. That random guy you thought was hot? Yeah. You guessed it. Evil pervert.

[mistflarden-deactivated20200816]

“In Europe they–”

WHERE in Europe??!? WHERE??? You mean Iceland?? Azerbaijan? The Netherlands? Liechtenstein???? THERE ARE 50 COUNTRIES IN EUROPE. ALL WITH DIFFERENT CULTURES. SO PRAY TELL ME, WHERE IN FUCKING EUROPE.

[eldriitchmurmurs]

in europe they got antisemitism

[number-one-malloc-appreciator]

[thememedaddy]

[kara-luthors]

[shiftythrifting]

oh my god

[tsarina-anadyomene]

it's kind of cool that even the radical teachings of people who have completely overcome the world in a horrifying-brilliant blaze of asceticism are still repackaged as self-help for stressed business men.

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[recklesslyinfatuated2]

This has to be a man.

The average woman has periods for 40 years, give or take, so at around 12 periods per year, that would be 480 eggs laid over her years of fertility.

Presumably they hatch into babies? There's no way on earth a woman is going to want to care for that many babies/hatchings, and is sitting on the eggs required as well? Is she ever able to leave the house or, you know, get her damn body and life back?

What a fucking dismal existence that would be. JFC.

[tributary]

[technologistrevolution]

even without the neopets solution I am Fascinated by the implication all eggs are fertile and this would result in every woman being the poultry virgin mary with 480 babies

[didoofcarthage]

Arch of Constantine by Robert Macpherson. Scottish, 1850s. Albumen silver print. J. Paul Getty Museum. 

[background-character-341]

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[littlefingies]

Sorry for us politics posting, but we have until May 22, 2026 to submit public comment to the FCC:

More info from GLAAD:

https://glaad.org/fcc/

They have some good tips about writing a comment and protecting your privacy which, fuck it, I'll just paste here:

Providing an email address is optional. If you have concerns about privacy, you may use your initials or public address in your local area, such as City Hall. Do not use a joke name. It diminishes the comment’s credibility.

Your submission does not need to be long. A single, well-reasoned paragraph is sufficient.

Do not copy/paste a template comment. The FCC values unique perspectives, and an original comment carries significantly more weight in the public record. You can explain why this matters to you without revealing private or sensitive personal information.

Here's what I said:

“Free speech is a fundamental American freedom. I do not need a warning about seeing queer people, much like I do not need a warning about women, veterans, or any other group of people.”

Here's the link to submit your comment by May 22:

https://www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings/express?proceeding%5Bname%5D=19-41

[malibuklaus]

[tsarina-anadyomene]

Have you ever noticed that the thing that pit of avoidant panic that lodges itself somewhere in my heart has kind of a yucky vibe? You know. The things that make me feel like I actually am doing something wrong, even though it's totally normal? Yeah, it's really, really yucky. Kind of like fascism. I think it's basically fascism. Basically if I am not the center of the moral universe it's fascism. Like when people say cartoons are literally not the greatest thing ever that's fascism. Or maybe it's protestantism. Have you ever noticed that protestantism has a yucky vibe? Like they're all about working hard and not having fun at all. It doesn't give deerskull vibes (holy, holy, holy) at all. And it also doesn't make it so me feeling good is the only thing that matters? That's sooo fucked up. Probably like telling me not to eat meat is basically the same thing as protestantism. Like they're both telling me I should feel bad about things that I'm doing. But the things I'm doing feel really good for me. Basically I think it's really radical and punk when things go my way. I'm kind of a huge leftist by the way. Except when they say like I might have to own less stuff to make sure everyone is treated fairly? I need my stuff.