Dollar Tree! Where """everything""" is a dollar!

(For legal purposes, I am technically not the Dollar Tree.)

[dollartree-offical]

Welcome, peasants!

To the place where it doesn't matter if your a peasant or not, because our stuff is crazy cheap!

It's the Dollar Tree, after all.

Need something? We have it for less.

Shop at your local Dollar Tree now!

[dollartree-offical]

What if I don't have enough money for dollar tree?

Then you, my good sir/ma'am/other, are absolutely done for in life. I suggest finding a job.

[dollartree-offical]

As they say, "money doesn't grow on trees"!

And well

...Yeah, they're right

But uh.

You could shop at Dollar Tree for less? Please?

Look, we're running out of money, I'm desperate at this point

[satan-offical]

I'm going to what

[dollartree-offical]

Go to the Dollar Tree?

*Cough*

Sorry.

[dollartree-offical]

I'm bored. I'm going to light Five Below on fire.

[dollartree-offical]

I do so wish I had actual content to put here. I'm not exactly sure why I decided to make this account. Not much happens here. Maybe I should reach out more...

[dollartree-offical]

Haven't been to the Dollar Tree in a bit.

...

Oh God, what's happening to me-

[dollartree-offical]

I am currently experiencing what can only be described as "gender dysphoria".

Help.

[writeranon69]

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

[realsprinkle]

this is just straight up fucking evil 💔

and for any of my trans viewers and followers, please don’t get this product

[thenaiads]

@zethsnex @cleofast300 @mistythedritten

🚨🚨🚨

[dollartree-offical]

HOLY CHRIST-

What on Earth did trans people ever do???

Reblogging to spread awareness

[satan-offical]

Today I held the door for a little year seven boy and I went "Ladies first" and he went "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SLAG" and I went "oh"

[nuddlez]

yeah year 7's do be like that now

[satan-offical]

At least in y11 they'll be scared of me

[dollartree-offical]

I've heard worse from elementary children

[explosions-are-funny]

is the officalverse still going strong? Is that a thing thats still going?

[dollartree-offical]

Still living

[dollartree-offical]

Happy pride month to all!!!!

I thought since it's now June, I'd tell everyone that as far as it goes for pronouns with me, I don't really care what you refer to me as, as long as it's not feminine (So you can basically call me anything besides she/her).

[dollartree-offical]

I HATE THE BAD MEN IN CHARGE!!!!

That's all, thank you for coming.

[dollartree-offical]

I just got home from a dance. Let me tell you, you never know how loud those things are until you get home and your ears a ringing louder than they ever have.

[satan-offical]

what the fuck are we doing on tumblr again

[your-heartsick-angel]

having fun!!

[satan-offical]

I'm not having fun 😊

[dollartree-offical]

Uh...

Surviving? I don't know, I'm not a mycologist.

[queerpersonwhodosentknow]

holy fuck. please people spread the word.

moot- @pansexual-frog-offical

and some blogs im following- @satan-offical @pukicho @laciffo-natas @sapphic-offical @homosexuality-offical

[narinder-offical]

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

@len-the-antagonist @7-eleven-offical @did-someone-say-divorce @unstable-bird @life-wife-stealer-gen @chickfila-offical @ena-the-eepy @satan-offical @pukicho @pokemonheritageposts @pokemon

[unstable-bird]

PLS SPREAD AWARENESS OF THIS

@dying-pen-offical @satan-offical plus @narinder-offical’s tags

[dying-pen-offical]

Woah WHAT the FFUUU—*gets run over*

@sacabambaspis-offical @ashelf66 @amnesia-offical @death-offical @grisha-offical @da-police-offical @britishtea-again @transmasc-offical @genderqueer-offical @unlabelled-offical @unshipper-offical @confused-cookie-blog @toaster-waffle-offical @satan-offical (sorry for tagging you again) @star-offical @evilpineapple-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @herobrine-offical @somebody-offical uhm random people go!!!!

[britishtea-again-deactivated202]

this genuinely pisses me off

I get some people in this world are homophobic but do they really have to go this far but disrespecting their rights? OUR AMERICAN DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE STATES, FUCKING STATES, that EVERY yes EVERY SINGLE PERSON STANDING ON AMERICAN SOIL, must be treated with equality, additionally being provided with inalienable rights. This applies to trans people too. They are human, not an object to be throwing and putting labels on.

Why do the conservatives have to deny every queer thing? Like come fucking on, I get it that majority of you are respecting your religion but do you know the phrase “be yourself?” If a person isnt what they believe they are, let them modify into someone they think is them. God fucking dammit give me a break

uhm tags…?

@nefariouslittleschemer @paranoia-offical @s0l4rb4llsf4n @mtx-art @da-police-offical @moonjellyfisho @laciffo-natas @satan-offical (sorry again to u satan 😭) @no-one-offical @heterosexuality-official

[dollartree-offical]

All in favor of getting rid of this God awful bill as soon as possible, raise your hand ✋

[dollartree-offical]

Oh my god. Dollar Tree. You are living my worst nightmare (the bugs.) Do you have bug spray? Omg, I can’t even imagine. I’m so sorry you’re going through this

I do have bug spray, but I'm not even sure if it will work. I have no clue what kind of bugs these are. They're so tiny, they look like moving brown dots. My mother has attempted to clean them out, but every time we think they're gone, more show up. To be honest with you, I'm terrified to use the bathroom now. I'm also scared that they'll spread to the rest of the house...