Dollar Tree! Where """everything""" is a dollar!

(For legal purposes, I am technically not the Dollar Tree.)

[dollartree-offical]

Welcome, peasants!

To the place where it doesn't matter if your a peasant or not, because our stuff is crazy cheap!

It's the Dollar Tree, after all.

Need something? We have it for less.

Shop at your local Dollar Tree now!

[satan-offical]

Today I held the door for a little year seven boy and I went "Ladies first" and he went "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SLAG" and I went "oh"

[the-trans-gaymer]

yeah year 7's do be like that now

[satan-offical]

At least in y11 they'll be scared of me

[dollartree-offical]

I've heard worse from elementary children

[explosions-are-funny]

is the officalverse still going strong? Is that a thing thats still going?

[dollartree-offical]

Still living

[dollartree-offical]

Happy pride month to all!!!!

I thought since it's now June, I'd tell everyone that as far as it goes for pronouns with me, I don't really care what you refer to me as, as long as it's not feminine (So you can basically call me anything besides she/her).

[dollartree-offical]

I HATE THE BAD MEN IN CHARGE!!!!

That's all, thank you for coming.

[dollartree-offical]

I just got home from a dance. Let me tell you, you never know how loud those things are until you get home and your ears a ringing louder than they ever have.

[satan-offical]

what the fuck are we doing on tumblr again

[catnoirscataclysm]

having fun!!

[satan-offical]

I'm not having fun 😊

[dollartree-offical]

Uh...

Surviving? I don't know, I'm not a mycologist.

[queerpersonwhodosentknow]

holy fuck. please people spread the word.

moot- @pansexual-frog-offical

and some blogs im following- @satan-offical @pukicho @laciffo-natas @sapphic-offical @homosexuality-offical

[narinder-offical]

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

@len-the-antagonist @7-eleven-offical @did-someone-say-divorce @unstable-bird @life-wife-stealer-gen @chickfila-offical @ena-the-eepy @satan-offical @pukicho @pokemonheritageposts @pokemon

[unstable-bird]

PLS SPREAD AWARENESS OF THIS

@dying-pen-offical @satan-offical plus @narinder-offical’s tags

[dying-pen-offical]

Woah WHAT the FFUUU—*gets run over*

@sacabambaspis-offical @ashelf66 @amnesia-offical @death-offical @grisha-offical @da-police-offical @britishtea-again @transmasc-offical @genderqueer-offical @unlabelled-offical @unshipper-offical @confused-cookie-blog @toaster-waffle-offical @satan-offical (sorry for tagging you again) @star-offical @evilpineapple-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @herobrine-offical @somebody-offical uhm random people go!!!!

[britishtea-again-deactivated202]

this genuinely pisses me off

I get some people in this world are homophobic but do they really have to go this far but disrespecting their rights? OUR AMERICAN DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE STATES, FUCKING STATES, that EVERY yes EVERY SINGLE PERSON STANDING ON AMERICAN SOIL, must be treated with equality, additionally being provided with inalienable rights. This applies to trans people too. They are human, not an object to be throwing and putting labels on.

Why do the conservatives have to deny every queer thing? Like come fucking on, I get it that majority of you are respecting your religion but do you know the phrase “be yourself?” If a person isnt what they believe they are, let them modify into someone they think is them. God fucking dammit give me a break

uhm tags…?

@nefariouslittleschemer @paranoia-offical @s0l4rb4llsf4n @mtx-art @da-police-offical @moonjellyfisho @laciffo-natas @satan-offical (sorry again to u satan 😭) @no-one-offical @heterosexuality-official

[dollartree-offical]

All in favor of getting rid of this God awful bill as soon as possible, raise your hand ✋

[dollartree-offical]

Oh my god. Dollar Tree. You are living my worst nightmare (the bugs.) Do you have bug spray? Omg, I can’t even imagine. I’m so sorry you’re going through this

I do have bug spray, but I'm not even sure if it will work. I have no clue what kind of bugs these are. They're so tiny, they look like moving brown dots. My mother has attempted to clean them out, but every time we think they're gone, more show up. To be honest with you, I'm terrified to use the bathroom now. I'm also scared that they'll spread to the rest of the house...

[dollartree-offical]

There are bugs. BUGS. IN MY BATHROOM. ON EVERYTHING. ON THE TOOTHBRUSHES.

I just got back from the Dollar Tree because we had to buy new ones.

God, I want to break my “no swearing” rule so bad.

[dollartree-offical]

Can I buy your soul for a dollar?

My soul isn't currently on the market.

[ihni]

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

[jacksfoxevangeline]

I’m married to my brother/father

Turning this into a tag game

@the-one-and-only-piper-offical @artemisiamasterofnone @alien-in-washington @lexi-is-short @cleaning-spray-offical @arson-the-artificer-offical @willowxweirdoxthexdayxdreamer @written-by-music @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @rosedmcenjoyer @confusedfroggirl @thevoidlapidarym @shadow-vex @cicadabee @anonymousdoggie @chickfila-offical @aviewtodeath @livviedaltonvintagedoll @goodplayproductions @ravenswritingdesk231 @allisteristired @duckwithdeviousintent @iminyourbedsheets @nobodysavemysoulitsperfectlyfine @hypnopompic-decay @elliotsaqueenfan @ilovecoveysongs @alchemy-and-royalty @monster-of-the-margins @mirrorballbutmadeoffoil

[alien-in-washington]

Maaaaze

@antjester @burning-britain-official @zeta-finnish @i-garden-a-lot @sashimi55 + open tags

[fay-offical]

You think I’m your friend

@imightbeafaerie-official-offical @banana-milk-offical @mind-flayer-official @neptunic-offical @nelly-rebellyyyyy open tags idk

[banana-milk-offical]

Where are the lesbians?

@7-eleven-offical @mossnrocksnmarshwater @writer-offical @dying-pen-offical opin taguhhhhs

[dying-pen-offical]

Let me intimidate God!

@sacabambaspis-offical @ashelf66 @confused-cookie-blog + anyone else? Teehee…

[choir-offical]

hello shitman

[teapotsoffcialyup]

rocks with lashes

tagging randoms idk

@taco-bell-offical @charlie-kirk-official @your-fave-hates-ice @dollartree-offical

[dollartree-offical]

They sit the hecond tower

Umm I don't really know anyone, but I've interacted with @badboyteen-offical @snare-drum-offical @hot-topic-offical @gooped-up-rats-offical @mrevilvillanplotman-offical @walmart-the-official and @chlorine-offical (Sorry to anyone who would rather not be tagged)

[dollartree-offical]

Ah, I remember back in the good old days when I used to post daily... I don't even know how I managed to forget to post for 6 straight days.

Anyway, stay hydrated, eat food, don't die, I love you and goodnight.

[dollartree-offical]

I love how these are my top tags I use.

It's all offical and Dollar Tree, and then Jesus is just... there.

[dollartree-offical]

I think that the Dollar Tree should implement coupons.

[dollartree-offical]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

[dollartree-offical]

The orange man disgusts me.