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@dollicits
thinking heavily about perv!robby today and how he is genuinely a gross old man.
ogling you in your scrubs like some teenage boy who can’t control when his dick decides to spring up and say hello so he has to excuse himself to the bathroom just to jerk himself off, imagining his ropes of cum didn’t land on the staff toilets but your scrubs instead.
he does it home too, jerking off to the mental image of how your scrubs hug your ass just a little too tight for him to be sane but eventually mental images aren’t enough anymore and he has to download instagram on his phone, making a whole account ( which took him a good few hours ) just to stalk your pretty images while he tugs on his cock to spill onto his own belly, cleaning himself only to wish it was your tongue instead of these stupid fucking napkins.
breaking into your locker just to steal your panties, because he knows you don’t know where them under your fucking scrubs, to use them to jerk his cock and coating them in his cum.
yeah thats all xoxo
CHUB GOONER SAMMY who sits at his computer desk fisting himself to girls on sites he would never have the chance with. getting insecure while watching x videos bc he looks nothing like the guy. swearing in his head he could make the girl feel so much better but he lit has no experience. lying to his neighbor who looks suspicious about the new package he got in the mail thats oddly shaped like an ass. swearing its a new cleaning device but s a fuck toy. sweating n biting his lip every time he buys a new toy. signing up to twitter after finding out thats where the good stuffs at. finding a new favorite girl. paying for everything in ur wishlist in ur bio. making his pfp this random muscular guy and his bio the complete opposite of himself. only jacking off to ur vids now. being so excited to get home from work nd watch a new upload. naming his ass toy after u nd treating it like an actual person. talking to it when he fucks it, “yeah? u like that? my giant cock ramming in ur tight pussy? no one else gots it like me. m the only man for u, baby. this cunt is mine nd m gonna cum in it so hard.” then awkwardly pulling out nd releasing on it since he cant actually cum inside (hes done it before nd its so annoying to clean out)
hi guys <3 i used to be j4ckr4bbits but my acc got t*rmed :( help me find my moots !!!
fics are backed up (most of them...) and will be reposted slowly :)
Jack Abbott - Joy pt 3
Description- Jack and reader finish their date at her house, Jack is finally about to see just how much she can handle.
Genre - strangers to lovers, Jack Abbott x reader, no use of y/n
Word count - 3.4k ish
Warnings - 18+ minors DNI, porn, kissing, unprotected sex, oral (giving and receiving), daddy, good girl, cussing.
(a/n)- I’ve been working on this for soo long that I just hope you love it! Once again massive thanks to @j4ckr4bbits @miserymorgue @bluetimeombre @tears-of-acid-and-sluts @grimgasm @dollicits @bbuuunnyyy for inspiring me to write again!!!!
Your apartment was warm, the kind of warm that wrapped around both of you the second the door shut.
Jack barely had time to glance at the colour on the walls, the soft lamp in the corner, the lived-in comfort of it all, before you pulled him in by the front of his black T-shirt and kissed him again.
He laughed against your mouth, one hand finding your waist. “You always drag men into your apartment like this?” His eyes flickered to yours, tilting his head at the question.
“Only the ones who ask nicely.”
“I asked to kiss you.” He smirked, grey curls framing his face gently hanging above you.
“And look where that got you.” You shrugged your shoulders, gently tugging at the cotton material in your hands.
His smile was still there when he kissed you again, slower this time, deeper. Your hands slid into his hair, and Jack made a low sound in his throat as he walked you backward until your hips bumped the kitchen counter.
Then he paused.
You blinked up at him. “What?”
“Just deciding something.”
“That sounds dangerous.” You smirked.
“It is.”
His hands settled at your waist, firm and careful, and then he lifted you onto the counter with a quiet grunt. His legs between yours and wide torso leaning into you.
You grabbed his shoulders. “Careful, Abbott. Don’t hurt yourself.” You teased.
He huffed a laugh, stepping between your knees. “I’ll try to survive.”
His hands stayed on your thighs, warm and steady, thumbs dragging slowly over denim. His gaze moved over you in the soft kitchen light, lingering on your mouth, your flushed cheeks, the way your jacket had slipped from one shoulder.
“You’re fucking beautiful,” he said between breaths, pulling back and eyes trailing all of you. Tucking a stray hair being your ear.
The words were simple. No smirk. No deflection.
Your teasing faltered.
Jack noticed, because Jack noticed everything.
“I mean it,” he murmured, leaning closer. “You looked incredible at the bar. You look even fuckin’ better here.”
“In my kitchen?”
“In your kitchen.” His mouth brushed yours. “On your counter.” His hands leaning on the counter beside your legs.
You smiled. “Ahh you like the counter?”
“I like the woman on it.”
Then his hands slid up, pushing the leather from your shoulders. He took his time with it, peeling it away, his knuckles grazing your arms as the jacket slipped down and landed somewhere near the floor. Kissing your bare skin on your shoulders, and around your neck.
His mouth found yours again before you could say anything clever.
Your hands went back into his hair, fingers curling at the nape of his neck. His stubble scraped your cheek as he kissed along your jaw, and heat pooled low in your stomach, your breath hitching at the contact.
Jack’s hands trailed over your sides, careful but hungry, like he was memorising the shape of you through the fabric. When his palms settled at your hips, he pulled you closer to the edge of the counter.
Your breath caught.
His eyes flicked to yours. “Okay?”
You nodded.
“Words, baby.”
“Yes.”
His mouth curved. “There you go.”
You rolled your eyes, but it didn’t land with much force when your legs were already loosely around him, drawing him closer.
He kissed you again, and this time there was less patience in it. He was getting hungrier, starting to lose control.
Your hips shifted against him, almost accidental at first. Jack went still for half a second, then exhaled hard through his nose, his hands tightening on your waist.
“Careful,” he murmured against your mouth.
“Thought you wanted to see just how much I could handle?” You teased, bucking your hips towards him.
That got a rough little laugh out of him.
You moved again, slower this time, testing, and his grip flexed like he was trying to contain every ounce of composure. The heat between you built in quiet waves — the press of his body between your knees, the drag of his hands over your sides, the way his mouth kept leaving yours just long enough for both of you to breathe before coming back, starving for each other.
You tugged lightly at his hair, and the sound he made went straight through you. Straight to the pooling heat in your stomach and straight to your head.
“Still think you can handle me?” you whispered, lips just millimetres from his.
“Ask me tomorrow.”
You laughed, breathless, and he kissed the laugh right out of you.
His hands slid down to your thighs again, rubbing slow, firm paths over your jeans before squeezing your ass, firm and possessive. You arched closer without thinking, and Jack’s forehead dropped briefly to yours.
“Jesus,” he breathed. You could feel his cock growing in his jeans every second that passed. You were yearning for it.
He kissed you again, deeper, his hands pulling you close as your hips rocked into him. The counter creaked softly beneath you, and Jack broke away just enough to glance down.
“Sturdy place,” he muttered, a smirk appearing at the corner of his lips.
You laughed against his mouth. “That better not be your main concern.”
“Not even top 10.” He replied, pulling you impossibly closer, his hands gently trailing down your chest, cupping your tits and kneading. That shut you up. Your whole body ached for him, pining for every inch of him.
It went on like that — mouths, hands trailing, gripping and squeezing - like he could spend all night learning what your body liked and how to get those sweet little moans to emerge. The little jokes swallowed between kisses and laughs breaking the melodic groaning coming from the two of you — until Jack suddenly slowed.
Then stopped.
His forehead rested near yours. His breathing was rough, but something had shifted.
You touched his cheek. “Jack? You good?”
He closed his eyes for half a second, then opened them.
“I need to tell you something.”
Your stomach dipped, but you kept your hand on his face. “Okay—.”
His thumb brushed your cheek, careful now. “I lost my leg - it was a lifetime ago but-“
The words were quiet. Steady, but not easy.
You didn’t move. Eyes locked onto his, hands still feeling his hot skin.
Jack swallowed, watching you like he was bracing for impact. “-I should’ve said something before. I just…” He let out a short breath. “I didn’t want the night to change.”
Your expression softened.
He held your face gently between his hands. “If that changes your mind, I get it. No hard feelin’s.”
For a second, the apartment was silent except for both of you breathing.
Then you slid off the counter.
Jack’s hands dropped like he thought you were stepping away.
Instead, you took his hand and walked backward toward the bedroom. You could feel his eyes burning into your body, trailing you up and down.
At the doorway, you looked at him over your shoulder and curled one finger.
Jack stared at you.
Then he sighed, low and disbelieving, and followed.
Inside, you nodded toward the edge of the bed. “Sit down.”
His brows lifted slightly. “You bossy like this with everyone?”
“Only the ones who need instructions.”
Jack sat.
You stepped between his knees, close enough that he had to tilt his head back to keep looking at you. His hands came to your hips, holding you firm, then stopped there, like he was still giving you room to change your mind.
You didn’t.
You kicked off your shoes one at a time, slow enough to make his eyes drop, then come back up darker than before.
“Still worried?” you murmured.
Jack’s jaw flexed. “A little.”
You leaned down, brushing your mouth against his. “Don’t be. There is plenty of things we can do that don’t require being stood up.”
His breath caught as he groaned into your kiss, his hands moving from your ass up your shirt, his bare fingers on your skin like fire.
Your hands settled at his belt, fingers working slowly at the buckle while your slowly dropped to your knees. The room seemed to shrink around you — just the soft light, the sound of his breathing, the heat of him beneath your hands.
“Good girl, you look so fuckin’ good down there.” he said, rough at the edges and deep.
You paused. Eyes looking up at him, your breath hitching at the praise leaving his lips.
You smiled against the bulging material around his cock, he let out a groan and leaned back on one arm, the other threading into your hair and giving a a gentle, yet firm tug.
You pulled the waistband of his underwear down, his cock springing free, the head glistening with precum. You wasted no time in licking a long, wet line from base to tip, his head titling back and a groan escaping his lips. You looked up at him through your eyelashes as you took the head in your mouth, his head fell back. He looked so indescribably good, that black t-shirt tight across his chest, his biceps stretching out the sleeves. You bobbed your head, taking more of him every time, your free hand grabbing the material of his underwear, desperate to distract yourself from gagging on his cock. All Jack could do was take it, desperate plea’s muttered between breaths.
“Oh fuck that’s good—fuck right there baby—ah shit—oh that’s my good girl-“
You toyed and played with him on and on, finding that sweet spot and pulling away just before it felt too much to handle.
The wet patch pooling between your legs was becoming a distraction, every movement you made gave you much needed friction from the seam of your jeans. You moaned onto his cock, just begging for some release.
One of your hands trailed to his stomach, caressing every time you needed to take a breath. Your other hand moved from the base of his cock to cradle his balls, you gently ran your fingers tips under them, Jack moaned and sat upright with a chuckle.
“If you carry on like this baby, its gonna be over before it starts.” He leaned down towards you, his hands either side of your face.
“Think it’s time for you to get some love, don’t ya think?” He ran his thumb across your lip, pressing between them.
With his thumb in your mouth you nodded, gently sucked and pulled off with a pop.
“Please Jack, I need to feel you. “
He stood up off the bed and spun you around with a deep, hungry, kiss. Guiding you to lay down whispering “I am so ready to taste this pretty little pussy.”
Jack kissed down your chest, his stubble grazing your skin in just the right way. A whimper fell from your lips as he paused at your tits, pulling your flimsy shirt above your head, a pink lace bra exposed
“There you go,” he murmured, voice low. “Look at you, so fuckin’ perfect.”
Lazily pulling the cups down he licked and kissed around your nipples, rolling the sensitive little buds between his lips. Your back arched as you moaned “Fuck Jack - that feels so fucking good.”
“Oh baby - you just wait.” His eyes looking up at your with a smirk and unwavering confidence. His kisses trailed down your stomach, he yanked the jeans off your body with ease, taking you pink panties with them. Looking over your naked, completely vulnerable body.
“God damn, have no idea how good you look right now. Open those pretty lil’ legs for me, be a good girl.”
You obliged, you bent your knees and slid your feet apart. The moment you did, Jack let out a breath. An exhale of utter disbelief that there you were, so perfect and just waiting for him to devour you.
Then he shifted, reaching down with practiced ease. There was a soft click as he released the mechanism of his prosthetic, his movements efficient but suddenly more intimate than anything. He laid on his front, using his elbows for leverage, you heard the thud of his prosthetic hit the floor as he pulled himself onto the bed. He took one finger and traced a single long through your folds, bottom to top and the second he touched your clit a breathy moan fell from your mouth, finally some relief from the heat building in you.
“My god, you’re fucking soaking - you all worked up baby?” He coo’ed “oh my sweet girl, let’s make the pussy feel better than she ever has.” His words tied a knot in your stomach, the sheer fucking anticipation had you a fucking mess.
He wasted no time in planting his tongue, lapping and sucking at your cunt like a man starved, working out exactly what you needed. Every whimper and moan you made - an indication of do it again. You could feel his finger edging its way in, gentle and so fucking perfect. Your moans echoed in the room, the sound of your slick and his breathless groans melting together. He pushed his finger in your hole, curling to meet that sweet, spongy spot. Your hands grabbed onto his hair is desperation - the feeling of him inside you had your stomach in knots.
He continued to fuck you with his finger, sucking at your clit and licking every last inch of that pussy until he knew it like the back of his hand. “Baby you taste so fuckin’ good- everything I fuckin’ dreamed of and more-“. He pushed a second finger through your dripping folds, the extra digit curcled immediately. In just the right spot. He felt your walls clench around him. “Good girl, good girl - I’m gonna make this perfect lil-pussy come ‘nd then I’m goin’ to fuck you senseless.”
Those damn words alone could have done it, but paired with that tongue, those fingers and that fucking stubble you felt your first orgasm of the night crash over you, his free hand pushing your legs away as they clenched around him. Your back arched, your legs shook and you saw fucking stars. Never in your life had a man made you come like that. No help - no notes - just pure experience and a ravenous need to make you feel good.
“There ya go- that’s it. Ohh baby-thaats it.”
You felt the bed dip and he crawled up the bed, kneeling infront of your pink, soaking cunt. He hooked his arms under your thighs and dragged you closer. You felt his hard cock against your pussy, you hips bucking towards him in sheer fucking excitement. He leaned towards your, lips crashing against yours, moans spilling from both of you feeling his cock slide against your sensitive, puffy lips.
“Baby - you need me to grab a condom?”
You wasted no time in locking your legs around him pulling him closer, his cock just sitting at your entrance.
“I want you just like this - we’re both adults here Jack. I want this raw.”
Nothing else needed to be said, he kissed you with utter fucking desperation before leaning back, taking his cock and slapping through your folds.
“Tell me again baby- tell me what you want.”
Your fingers grabbed at his t-shirt, desperately pulling him towards you.
“I want you to fuck this little pussy Jack, I want you to fuck me raw.”
With that sentiment he pushed he cock all the way in, a punishing thrust that took your breath away and bought tears to your eyes, you gasped and fell back, hands grabbing at the sheets, crumpled and messy on the bed. His fat cock stretching every last inch of you.
“Ohhh fuck - goood girl - shit-you’re so fuckin’ tight-“ he growled, his hands squeezing your thighs and he pulled and pushed his way into you. “Oh baby I know - it’s so much - don’t go soft on me now, you’re gonna take it.”
He fucked you relentlessly. Every thrust he gave sent you into utter bliss. His moans are the only thing dragging you back down to earth. Your hands clawed at him, the overstimulation of Jacks cock, the unfaltering pace and friction from the mound of gray and brown hair at the base of his cock had you a whimpering, whining mess- tears sparsely falling from your eyes.
“Oh what a fuckin’ good girl - that’s it baby- let me take care of you-“ he rasped.
He looked like a fucking man possessed. Sweat beaded down his forehead and salt and pepper curls clinging to the edge of his face. He pulled his black shirt over his head throwing it across the room while he ploughed into you, revealing his perfect broad chest, freckled and glistening with sweat. His fingers swept over your body, pinching your nipples, grabbing your hips, like he couldn’t decide what to to hold on to. “Good fuckin’ god baby - this perfect pussy is taking me so good. Such a good fuckin’ girl for me.”
Your head tilted back, as his fingers found your clit, rubbing gentle circles. His thrust slowed, they merged from fast and relentless to deep and slow. He was testing you out, trying you on for size and doing everything he knew to make you feel better than you ever have.
The painfully deep, measured thrusts paired with the consistent circles had you fucking soaked. “Fuck Jack - right there- please please don’t stop.” You begged.
He didn’t. He carried on, just as you said, until your second orgasm ripped through you, your hips bucking off the bed, moans and squeals trailing out your mouth. Jack groaned and titled his head backwards, feeling your tight, wet cunt squeeze around him was bringing him closer and closer to his climax. When you finally open you eyes you looked over at him, deep inside you, one of your legs thrown over his shoulder and right there, he looked like a fucking god, the light hit him perfectly, his skin was gleaming and he looked at you like your were the only thing that mattered in the whole world.
“Lay down Jack - think you deserve a break.” You said, voice low and breathy. He did as he was told and slowly pulled out, a trail of slick following, your cunt ached without him there. He laid next to you and you sat up and placed one leg either side of him, leaning down with his face cupped in your hands for a long, hungry kiss. You grinded onto him, he cock springing with the feeling of your wet, sensitive lips against him.
“Fuck baby-“ he groaned into your mouth. “I’m not sure how much more I can take-you feel so fuckin’ good“.
You smiled as you kissed down his face, lips settling at his ear with a flick of your tongue.
“Still think you can handle me…daddy?” You whispered.
Now that was a challenge, he grabbed you ass, smacking one side, a moan excaping your lips, he guided himself into you with a hard thrust, his hands reaching for your tits, kneading them in his palms.
You rode him like nothing else in the world existed, grinding your hips onto his, your hands leaning on his hot, hard chest - nails digging in. The sound of his skin slapping against yours, your wetness dripping down your legs and coating him.
“Oh fuck daddy- jack fuck- I’m gonna come again-“ you squeaked, his fingers finding your clit and rubbing furiously. It sent you into euphoria, you third orgasm of the night clenched around his cock and you body fell towards his. His arms wrapped around you and fucked you straight through your high, all you could do was moan and squeal your way through it.
“Fuck baby- I’m close-“ he growled into the nape of your neck.
“Oh - fuck- yes Jack, fill this pussy up- I want to feel every last bit” you whimpered into him. He told you he was going to fuck you senseless and fuck he did. You were a teary, soaked, whining mess. Every thrust from then on had tears falling from your eyes.
“Oh shit- oh fuck- “
His pace slowed, but the pressure increased, harder- somehow impossibly deeper until he groaned loudly into your ear as he filled you completely.
“Good girl- fuuuck- that’s it baby-“
The two of you laid there for a moment, just gentle whimpers falling from your lips and deep, breathy sighs coming from his. His muscled arms still wrapped around your body, he kissed you - softer, more earnest than what he did before- from your lips and resting on your forehead. As his grasp onto you softened you fell to the side of him, a quiet whine breathing out from you as his cock slipped away. Your hands grabbed at a blanket, pulling it over your both as you lay there in the crook of his arm, one leg still over him, both of you still catching your breath.
His hand came up to your face, thumb brushing your cheek. “Jesus fuckin’ christ, You’re somethin’ else, y’know that?” He chuckled, his hand rubbing down your side.
You smiled against him,
He he leaned down into another kiss, deep and unhurried, his stubble grazing your skin as his fingers slid into your hair. Your handed grabbed onto his chest, deepening the kiss.
His hand smoothed over your hair, then settled there, gentle but possessive. Both of you just basking in the aftermath of the chaos.
“Fuck-“ Jack sighed, a low chuckle breaking the silence.
You smiled, fingers still tracing circles on his chest. “You okay there, Doctor?” You teased.
“No.”
“Need medical attention?” You question, leaning up to kiss him on his chest.
“Probably.”
“Shame. I’m off duty.” You chucked. You moved the blanket off you, finding the black t-shirt he threw across the room earlier and throwing it over your head. Walking over to the dresser to find some underwear.
“Where the hell you goin’-“ he replied, propping his body up by his elbows.
You spun around, pulling the underwear on and looking over at him.
“I’m gonna get myself all cleaned up, then I think we’ve both earnt a snack - how do you feel about ramen? It’s from a packet so please do not get your hopes up-“ you replied, lips smirking at him.
He fell back onto the bed and rubbed his face with his hands.
“My fuckin god, you are perfect-“ a laugh falling from his mouth as he stared at you.
You leaned onto the bed and crawled over to him, grinning as you placed a warm kiss to his lips. Hands either side of his head and whispered.
“Don’t get too excited Jack, now I may have promised joy, but no one said anythin’ about fine dining.”
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gunplay with pope cody! because he likes to rub the tip of his pistol on the wet spot that appeared on your pretty panties when you were watching his big arms as he methodically took apart and cleaned each of his guns.
“this scare you, sweetheart?” as he presses the gun firmer into your aching clit just to smile at the way you whimper and shiver.
he gets bold, hooking two fingers under your panties to pull them to the side just to slide the gun lower, covered in your juices just to tease your hole with the barrel, not pushing it in, just nudging.
and when you hold your breath it makes him rock hard.
you might be scared but he can see how fucking wet you are, can feel it when he slides the barrel just past your entrance and his thumb finds your clit.
he’s so focused on the way he’s slowly pushing the barrel deeper, on the way your pussy contracts around the black metal.
you’re crying because it’s such a different feeling and you’re scared, he shushes you “don’t cry, be a good girl for me.”
“if you cum i’ll give you my cock yeah? you want that? cum on my gun and i’ll fuck you.”
safe to say he probably never wants to clean that gun again.
jack abbot genuinely so fucking annoying looking that good oh my god silver curls between my legs now
Until the back of my throat is bruised.
— Dadbf!jack x ditzy reader !! Ი︵𐑼
⤷ Cw : fauxcest .ᐟ .ᐟ dddne .ᐟ .ᐟ Jack is an icky man .ᐟ .ᐟ ditzy reader to be honest .ᐟ .ᐟ minors do not interact .ᐟ .ᐟ
⤷ Dadbf Jack has been rotting my brain so yeah …
ᥫ᭡ dadbf!jack who makes you wear icky clothes around the house !! Little short shorts , tight tops that show your nipples , crop tops that reveal a little too much underboob , sun dresses with no panties !! Panties are banned in the house because he always wants access to his baby girl !! The only time you can wear them is when he knows he’ll rip em off later !!
ᥫ᭡ dadbf!jack who loves it when you sit on his lap in your mini shorts and starts grinding on his buldge , you’ll be “watching” a show and his hands are on your hips and grinding on his cock !!
ᥫ᭡ dadbf!jack who lets you wear the revealing clothes outside because he knows how to fight !! And he just looks scary
ᥫ᭡ dadbf!jack who gets mistaken as your dad in public and plays into it !! You’re standing at checkout Jack standing behind you holding your other bags !! The cashier rings up your stuff, “that’ll be $285 will that be debit or credit?” Jack pulls out his credit card and swipes and the lady behind the counter smiles at you both, “it’s so sweet to see dads and daughters shopping together !! It’s rare nowadays.” Before you can even say anything Jack grabs the bags and answers.
“She drains my pockets but I wouldn’t have it any other way.”
ᥫ᭡ dadbf!jack who lovesssss cumming in you and pulling your short back up and telling you to keep it in :(( but it drips down your legs anyway !! And so he has to bend you over his lap spank your ass raw until you learn to be a good little slut for him !! :((
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send me freaked out reqs guys 👅👅👅👅👅
this was so fuck boy of me sorry
send me freaked out reqs guys 👅👅👅👅👅
man spread…..it needs plenty of room to breathe 👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅
I have actual tears in my eyes
three’s (not) a party
summary: now that frank and dennis know where each other stand, tensions are at an all time high. And what better place to have them boil over then at a party? (part 2 to three's a crowd)
pairing: fem!reader x dennis whitaker, fem!reader x frank langdon
warnings/tags: this part is longggg, minor season 2, ep 14 spoilers, abby and kids do not exist in this universe, jealousy, jealousy and more jealousy!! , kinda possessiveness but not really? flirting, angst (so much angst), swearing, creepy guy in a bar who doesn't understand no, kind of implied age gap between langdon & reader, consumption of alcohol!, reader gets hurt, descriptions of medical procedures/injuries that you'd expect from the pitt
notes: gnawing at the bars of my enclosure at this gif. also thank you so much for all the love on part 1, you are all insane and i love you.
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You were halfway through shredding one of your last piles of documents when you felt it.
Something subtle, but enough to make the already stale air feel tighter, like it had been pulled just a fraction too thin.
You looked up.
Frank had just stepped out of the breakroom. His jaw was set, tension carved sharply into the line of it, his mouth pulled tight like he was holding something back. His eyes flicked to yours, brief, fleeting, but there was something in that glance that made your stomach dip before he turned away, already striding down the hall.
You watched him go for a second longer than you meant to.
You spotted Dennis through the glass, shoulders slightly hunched, one hand braced against the counter, staring at the wall opposite him like it might give him an answer if he looked at it long enough.
You didn't move, forcing your attention back to your papers, feeding another stack into the shredder with a little more force than necessary.
You were so close to getting out of here, so close to putting this entire shift behind you - the heat, the weird, off-balance energy that had threaded through everything since this morning.
After a few minutes, Dennis finally emerged from the breakroom.
“Den.” You called out, the bone-deep exhaustion causing the nickname you usually made an effort not to use at work to slip out.
He turned to you, expression softening automatically like it always did - but it didn't quite reach his eyes this time.
"Hey."
You studied his face as he came to stand in front of you, leaning his forearms on your desk.
"Find your ID?"
"Uh no-" He dragged a hand over his face. "Not yet."
"It'll turn up." You assured him.
You glanced down at the time in the corner of your computer screen.
"Fuck, we're never going to get out of here." You muttered. "Mind if I join you in that whole getting shot up in the sky gig?"
Despite everything, a soft huff of laughter slipped out of his mouth. "The more the merrier."
"Glad to hear it." You nudged a stack of papers into the shredder.
Dennis watched you for a second, taking in the tired set of your shoulders, the faint shadows under your eyes. "Just think of the free drinks waiting for you. It'll make you shred faster."
McKay raised a brow beside you, but kept her eyes glued to her computer.
"Drinks - plural huh?" You grinned.
He shrugged. "I'm feeling generous."
"Right." You mused. "Already lost $250, so what's a bit more down the drain huh?"
Something flickered across his face at that - gone almost as quickly as it appeared.
"Something like that."
"Where's this baller attitude when it comes to groceries?" Santos remarked from behind her monitor.
Dennis rolled his eyes and pulled a face which made you let out a genuine laugh.
The sound of your last name being called interrupted your laughter.
Dennis glanced over his shoulder.
Frank stood a few feet away, expression composed again, like whatever had been there before had been locked away.
"Trauma 1 needs another set of hands." He inclined his head. "Preferably yours."
Your mouth twitched. "Careful Langdon, that sounds like preferential treatment."
“Don’t let it go to your head.” He shot back lightly.
Santos pulled a face behind her screen.
You huffed, dumping your paper back onto your desk. "But given I was supposed to clock off two hours, it doesn't really feel like it."
Dennis straightened slightly in front of you.
"Is there seriously no one from night shift available?"
"No." Frank said calmly. "If there was, I'd be asking them."
Dennis bit back a retort, suddenly aware of everyone's eyes on him.
"It's fine, Den." You assured him.
But his eyes never left Frank's.
You knew that the energy today had been awkward between them. But now, it felt like it was more than that. Like a stretched live wire pulled too tight, crackling with something that was about to burst.
Your gaze flicked between them, something uneasy settling low in your chest.
McKay and Santos exchanged a look over their screens.
You tried to ignore it, tried not to meddle.
They were grown ups. Whatever was going on between them was their business, for them to deal with in their own way. It wasn't your place to step in.
Even if it felt like it was starting to bleed into everything, and the stains left behind might not ever wash out.
Jack Abbott - Joy pt 2
Part 1 https://www.tumblr.com/nowbeagoodgirlforme/817080118498476032/jack-abbott-joy
Description - continuation of part 1, Jack meets reader at the bar and realises maybe, just maybe he’s met his match.
Genre - strangers to lovers, Jack Abbott x reader, no use of y/n, leading into smut, drinking, talk of rough day and medical terms
(a/n I am sooo happy to be writing again, Jack Abbott has re-ignited all my filthy little fanfic feelings and I just hope you enjoy. Like I said in pt 1 i am a lil rusty so any advice and critiques I will happily take! Special shoutout to @j4ckr4bbits @miserymorgue @bluetimeombre @tears-of-acid-and-sluts @grimgasm @dollicits @bbuuunnyyy for being SoO fucking good they’ve got me out of retirement.)
The bar was close enough to the hospital that it still felt like an extension of the Pitt. The same tired faces. Same hunched shoulders. Same people pretending the shift hadn’t followed them in and taken a seat beside them. Only here, the lights were low, the music was soft, and nobody was yelling for labs.
Jack got there first.
You spotted him in the corner booth almost immediately — black T-shirt, dark jeans, one arm stretched along the back of the seat, beer already sweating on the table in front of him. Out of scrubs, he looked different. Less polished. Less like the doctor who barked orders across trauma bays and more like a man who’d stopped trying to impress anyone years ago.
His eyes found you the second you walked in.
Leather jacket. Tight white top. Jeans. Boots clicking softly against the floor.
His gaze moved over you, slower than polite, but not careless. Appreciative. Controlled.
Then he smiled.
“EMT cleans up nice,” Jack said as you reached the table, standing as you approached.
You slid into the booth across from him, both sitting. “Doctor owns a T-shirt. Now that feels worth reporting.”
“Don’t. I have a reputation to maintain.” He replied.
“As what?” You questioned, shoving your bag next to you, adjusting your hair and relaxing into the booth.
“Tired. Difficult. Occasionally useful.”
You laughed. “Just occasionally?”
“On a good day.” He quipped, signally a waitress to take drinks.
You leaned back, letting your jacket fall open. “Hard to believe when I’m looking right at you.”
Jack’s eyes dipped briefly before returning to your face. “Yeah,” he said, voice lower. “You are.”
The waitress came by. Jack lifted his beer slightly, signalling the same again.
“What are you having?” He asked, cocking his head.
You glanced toward the bar. “Whiskey. Neat please”
Jack’s brows rose with a stunned expression.
“What?” you asked, smiling and letting a small laugh escape.
“Nothing.” He shook his head and smirked
“That’s not a nothing face. What wrong with whiskey?” You questioned, furrowing your eyebrows.
“No, it’s just…” He sat back, studying you with open amusement. “Good girl.” He nodded in approval.
The words landed low and sudden.
Your fingers tightened around the edge of the menu. Heat slipped through you before you could stop it, quick enough to make you look down.
When you looked back up, Jack’s smile had changed.
“Oh,” he said quietly.
“Don’t.”
“Don’t what?” He returned, amused with your physical reaction to the words.
“Look so pleased with yourself.”
“I’m not pleased.” His gaze held yours. “I’m paying attention.”
The whiskey arrived, and you took a sip just to give yourself something to do, enjoying the burn and letting out an exhale. Jack watched the glass touch your mouth. “So. How was your day?”
You laughed. “That is a very normal question for a man who just weaponized praise.”
“I’ve been accused of worse.”
“Recently?”
“This week, actually - probably today.”
He leaned back, still watching you. “Come on. Tell me. Bad shift?”
You exhaled, rolling the glass between your hands. “Messy. Started with a nursing home fall. Hip fracture, probably. Sweet old lady, kept apologizing for bothering us.”
Jack’s expression softened with a smile. “They always do.”
“Right? Like ma’am, your femur is not an inconvenience.” You took another sip. “She asked if we could stop by her room so she could get her purse before we transported.”
“Priorities.”
“She said she didn’t trust hospitals with her lipstick.”
Jack smiled into his beer. “Smart woman.”
“Honestly? Fair.” You leaned your elbow on the table. “Then we had a chest pain call that turned out to be anxiety, but his wife was more scared than he was. She kept asking if he was dying, and he kept apologizing to me for wasting our time.”
“That one always gets me,” Jack said. “People thinking they have to earn help.”
“Yeah.” Your voice softened. “I told him if your chest hurts, you call. I’d rather show up for anxiety than not show up for a heart attack.”
Jack’s eyes stayed on you, quieter now. “Good answer.”
You pointed at him. “Careful.”
His mouth twitched. “Didn’t say anything.”
“You thought it.”
“I think a lot of things about you.”
That shut you up for half a second. Jack looked very pleased with himself.
You cleared your throat and continued. “Then there was a little boy with a fever whose mom had clearly been awake for two days. She had that look.”
Jack nodded. “Ah—The scared-parent look.”
“Yeah. Like if she blinked, something terrible would happen.” You glanced down into your whiskey. “He was okay. Probably viral. But she cried when we got him inside.”
“Sometimes getting them through the doors is half the job.”
“Sometimes it’s all of it.”
For a moment, the bar noise filled the space between you — glasses clinking, low voices, someone laughing too loudly near the pool table.
Then Jack said, “And then the drunk college kid.”
You groaned and slumped your head to your glass. “The eyebrow.”
“The eyebrow,” he confirmed with a smirk.
“You know he proposed to me in the ambulance?”
Jack’s brows lifted. “Did he?”
“Twice actually. Second time he offered me half a vape and a fake ID.
“Strong offer.”
“I considered it.”
“Should I be worried?”
You leaned back, smiling. “About him? Please. I’d eat- ”
“-Him for breakfast, yeah I remembered that one.” He interrupted with a chuckle.
Jack’s gaze sharpened with amusement, something warmer tucked underneath it. “You really think you could handle the frat boy?” He teased, taking a sip of his beer before letting it sit back on his coaster.
“Without chewing.” You confirmed, meeting his eyes and taking a sip.
A slow grin spread across his face. “You know, I believe that.”
“Oh you should.”
“I’ve seen what you can handle.” His knee brushed yours under the table. “You walk into chaos like it owes you money.”
The compliment hit differently than the others. Less teasing. More observant.
You looked at him over your glass. “Careful, Abbott. That almost sounded sincere.”
“It was.”
Your smile softened despite your stomach heating with nerves and anticipation.
Then his knee pressed a little more deliberately against yours.
“But for the record,” he added, voice dropping, “I’m very interested in finding out exactly how much you can handle.”
Your breath caught.
Jack’s eyes flicked over your face, catching it immediately.
You took a sip of whiskey to cover it. “That your official medical curiosity?”
“No.” His smile was small, knowing. “That one’s personal.”
You laughed, shaking your head. “You’re trouble.”
“I’m too old to be trouble.”
“Men who say that are always trouble.”
You nodded toward him. “What about you? How was Dr. Abbott’s oh-so-terrible, no-good day?”
He sighed, rubbing a hand over his jaw. “Started with three admits before I finished my coffee.”
“Starting the shift with a bang I see?”
“Unfortunately. One appendicitis that everyone insisted was food poisoning.”
“Was it?” You retorted, leaning back and playing with a stand of hair ducking onto your face.
“No.”
“Was everyone annoying about being wrong?”
“Extremely.” He took a drink. “Then a guy tried to leave AMA with a potassium that made my heart threaten to stop.”
You winced and gritted your teeth. “How bad?”
“Bad enough that I briefly considered tackling him.”
“Did you?”
“No.”
“Coward.”
“I used words. Very stern ones.”
“Boring.”
“They worked.”
“Still boring. Here I thought the notorious Dr Abbott still had it in him”
Jack laughed, low and real. “Then there was a kid with an asthma attack who scared the hell out of his mother.”
Your teasing faded a little. “He okay?”
“Yeah. Turned around after treatment.” Jack looked down at his beer, thumb dragging through the condensation on the glass. “But for a minute there…”
“You thought he might not.”
“Yeah.” He sighed, looking around the bar and taking inventory of those around him.
You nodded. “Those stick.”
“They do.”
“That why you came here?”
His eyes lifted back to yours. “Partly.”
“And the other part?”
His gaze moved over your face. “You.”
The answer was so direct it made your stomach dip.
Then, almost like he’d remembered something else, Jack added, “SWAT callout too.”
Your brows lifted. “Sorry, casual SWAT callout?”
He shrugged, like it was nothing. “Physician support. Standby, mostly.”
“Mostly,” you repeated. “That’s a comforting word.”
“It was controlled.” He defended, leaning his elbows on the table and adjusting his place, inching his way around the booth, sitting just a little closer.
“People only say that when it was absolutely not controlled.”
Jack’s mouth twitched. “You questioning my assessment?”, he furrowed his brows and gave you a half cocked smile.
“I’m questioning your definition of a normal workday.” You countered, bring your glass up to hide your laugh.
“Says the woman who wrestles drunk college kids into ambulances.” He joked, bring his beer to his lips once again.
“I told you, that kid wouldn’t have lasted 30 seconds with me” your confidence earning a grin from Jack.
“I believe you.” His eyes moved over you, warm and assessing. “But SWAT’s different. Quieter until it isn’t.”
That made you pause.
Jack looked down at his bottle. “You stand there with a kit, waiting to be needed and hoping you’re not. It’s a strange kind of useless feeling.”
You softened. “But if they need you, they really need you.”
“Yeah.” His gaze came back to yours. “That’s why I go.”
You held his eyes for a second, something quieter passing between you.
Then you tilted your head. “So trauma doctor, SWAT physician, and questionable flirt?”
His smile returned with raised eyebrows. “Questionable?”
“Very.” You quipped.
His knee brushed yours under the table. “Still got you here.”
You lifted your whiskey. “Barely.”
Jack’s hand settled warm on your thigh. “I can work with barely.”
Conversation came easier after that. Work, but not the worst of it. Bad coffee. Worse administrators. The sacred politics of who got the last clean blanket. The vending machine that stole money. The paramedic who swore the ambulance bay was haunted. Jack told you about a patient who had smuggled a cat into the ED in a tote bag. You told him about your partner accidentally sitting on the siren button and scaring himself half to death.
By the time your second drink arrived, your knee had been resting against his for several minutes.
Neither of you moved it.
“You always this composed?” Jack asked.
You laughed into your glass. “No.”
“No?”
“I just don’t let you fancy doctors see me sweat.” You met Jacks eyes with a wink.
“That a rule?”
“A survival tactic.”
“Smart.” He agreed with an exaggerated nod.
Before you could counter his witty remark Jack’s hand moved beneath the table, settling on your thigh with a squeeze.
Warm. Firm. Careful.
Your eyes flicked to his.
“Is this okay?” he asked.
You nodded.
His thumb stroked slowly over your jeans. “Use your words.”
Your pulse jumped. “Yes- that’s good”
His fingers squeezed gently. “There you go.”
It was quieter than before. Less teasing. Somehow worse.
You looked down, smiling despite yourself.
Jack saw every bit of it.
“You’re easy to read when you stop trying so hard,” he murmured.
“And you’re very confident for a man who called himself occasionally useful.” You joked, bumping your shoulder with his.
“I’m full of contradictions.”
After another round, you nodded toward the door. “Smoke?”
Jack sighed like he disapproved, but he was already standing and adjusting his t-shirt. “You’re a terrible influence.”
“You invited me out.”
“Yeah. That was my first mistake.” He laughed, moving out of the booth and waiting for you to lead him outside.
“Only the first?” You teased, grabbing your bag from the seat.
He leaned close as you passed him. “I’m hoping for a few more.”
Outside, the cold air bit at your flushed skin. You pulled out a cigarette and cupped your hand around the lighter, but the wind kept killing the flame.
Jack stepped in front of you, blocking it with his body.
“Helpful,” you said.
“I have moments.”
“Occasionally useful if I’m correct?”
“Exactly, you’ve got me now.”
The cigarette caught. You took a drag, then offered it to him.
“Those things’ll kill ya,” he said.
“You keep saying that.” Your eyes met his as you flicked your ash away.
“And you keep ignoring me.”
“Oh don’t act like you don’t like it.”
He took the cigarette from your fingers. “Maybe I like stubborn women.”
“Maybe?” You laughed, and he smiled like he’d been aiming for it.
He took one drag, then handed it back, his fingers brushing yours slowly enough that it couldn’t be accidental.
“You know,” you said, “for someone so concerned about my lungs, you’re participating awfully quickly.”
“I’m a hypocrite. Comes with age.”
“You’re not that old.” You laughed, a playful tap landing on his chest.
“I’m old enough to know better.” He shrugged, his handing rubbing together in the cold air
“And yet?”
His hand found your waist, easy and warm through the leather of the jacket.
“And yet,” he said, stepping closer, “here I am.”
Your back met the brick wall, not because he pushed, but because you let yourself lean there. Jack stayed close enough to make the air feel thinner, but not close enough to take anything for granted.
“You flirting with me sweetheart?”
“All night.” You teased, keeping your lit cigarette out of the way, with one hand placed on those broad shoulders.
“Yeah.” His thumb brushed the edge of your jacket. “I noticed.”
“You notice a lot.”
“With you?” His gaze dropped to your mouth. “Hard not to.”
You took another drag, then tilted your head. “You want something, Jack?” Stubbing the cigarette on the wall behind you before letting it fall and meeting his gaze.
His mouth curved. “I want a lot of things.”. Eyes working up and down your face.
“And are you going to ask for them?”
Jack looked at you for a long second, older and steadier than the heat between you, like he knew exactly how quickly this could tip and was choosing not to rush it.
“Yeah,” he said. “I am.”
Your pulse kicked.
He leaned in, voice low near your cheek.
“Can I kiss you?”
The question was simple. Direct. Somehow more devastating than anything else he’d said all night.
You smiled. Before another word could be uttered between the two of you Jack pressed his lips against yours. Your arms slid around his neck, pulling him closer, and his stubble grazed your cheek as he angled his mouth against yours. The rough scrape of it sent a shiver down your spine, heat blooming low in your stomach.
His hand tightened at your waist.
You made a small sound against his mouth, and Jack answered with one of his own when your fingers curled into the front of his black T-shirt. You grabbed a fistful of cotton and tugged him closer, and the low, quiet moan he let out was almost enough to make your knees forget their job.
He broke the kiss just enough to breathe, forehead nearly touching yours.
“Careful,” he murmured, voice rough.
You smiled, still holding his shirt.
“Not really my thing.”
Taglist- 🥹s/o to @cabingrlandrandomcrap to being my first
I’m sorry Jack saying “that is a fax machine!” so proudly and with a smile on his face. Then later saying “This is how we rolled when I was a resident” man was straight up AGING himself this episode LMFAO 😭
੭꣒ ˖ ❛ bf!frank who loves when you can’t take him.
c.ws :: mdni , smut , babytalk , a lot of praise , spooning sex , size kink , overstimulation , mild fluff , body worship.
frank is so super patient with his sweet girlfriend who still can't take all of him even after a few times together. even after a few years of being together.
every single time, without fail, your smaller hands end up pressed flat and desperate against his torso, keeping him from sinking in all the way. and he never pushes it — of course not — just watches you with those soft, half-lidded eyes of his while you're already making such a mess on just half his length, whimpering and clenching around him like you're trying so hard to be good for him.
he knows you are.
"it’s alright, sweetheart," he murmurs gruffly, one big hand coming up to cover both of yours on his stomach, holding them there in reassurance. "take what you can. don't hurt yourself." but his voice is strained, jaw tight, because fuck — you're so wet and tight and warm. he’s barely holding himself back at this point. he can feel you fluttering around him, and he wants nothing more than to just sink in deep and stay there, rut his hips only occasionally.
you're babbling apologies as you usually do, face hot with humiliation because you can see how much of him is still outside, even if he’s cupping your face with his free hand. glistening and dripping with you. "i'm sorry, i'm sorry, 'm trying-“
"shh, none of that," he shushes, leaning down to kiss your forehead with swollen lips, then your cheeks, so sweetly it makes your chest ache numbly. "you're doing so well, yeah? look how good you're taking me already." his thumb snakes down in search of your clit and you gasp when he reaches the nub, back arching involuntarily, and he groans when you clench down harder. "there you go, hm?"
you nod frantically in wordless response even though you're not sure, because you want to be good for him, want to give him everything. he pushes in another inch, slow and careful, watching your face scrunch up the whole time. your hands scrabble for reserve against his abs but he's stronger, holding himself there while you adjust involuntarily.
he starts moving in shallow thrusts after you’ve accumulated enough mixed liquid between your folds to even move properly. just working the half he can fit, and he knows it's already so much — the stretch, the fullness, the way his tip keeps hitting that spot that makes your toes curl despite yourself. you're soaking him completely, obscene wet sounds filling the room in tow, and you want to die from how humiliating it is.
"listen to that," he breathes hoarsely, eyes dark and focused on where you're connected, struggling to hold off. "making such a pretty mess on my cock, baby. getting me all wet." his hand slides from your clit to your hip, gripping tight. "think you can take a little more for me? just a little?"
and even though you still can't take all of him, even though your hands are still pressed against his chest, trying to keep him from going too deep, he looks at you like you've given him everything — like you're everything — and somehow that makes the embarrassment worth it.
you nod.
"breathe, sweetheart," he coaxes, voice half praise and half eagerness. "that's my girl. so fucking wet for me. you're perfect, you know that?"