[foxxycleopatra]

[stickymangoes-deactivated201606]

I actually just snorted out blood

[yourtryhard]

unathletic

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[junabug]

this is a genuinely haunting post in 2026

[bleekay]

[tall]

[deankunt]

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[l-a-l-o-u]

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

[catcrumb]

[knifepup]

god i love being humiliated for being turned on. "ohh, you like that?" "are you actually getting off on this?" "ohh did that do something for you sweetheart?" hhhbhhbbh

[radicalgraff]

“Oh, the places you’d go! If you weren’t oppressed by wage labor & class society”

Poster seen in Melbourne

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

system of a clown haha

[cryoverkiltmilk]

*nose honks punkishly*

[anxietyproblem]

[bunnyybug]

Sending him nudes whilst hes at work so he gets frustrated and flustered

[classichorrorblog]