America’s Sweetheart

Hi everyone ! !

Fourth of July is very soon, so please reblog & remind your friends and family to leave out milk and cigarettes the night before so Soldier Boy and Homelander have something to snack on when they visit our homes ! ! <33

@hom3land3r @soldier-boy-official

𑣲⋆｡˚— Steak Dinners & Sleepy Saturdays~🍲

Single dad!Soldier Boy ! ! ⓘ *—[Sfw interaction ONLY]

Note: These HCs are mostly for me as a treat. If you interact with this post, please be sfw! SB is hot, I get it, but this post isn’t the one to be inappropriate on. Thank you!! ｡°(°¯᷄◠¯᷅°)°｡

⋆. 𐙚 ˚- Soldier Boy is the reason you know how to cook. Well, kind of. You were taught the basics, aka the recipe to his favorite meal of meatloaf and chili and how to grill a steak. The best nights are the ones where he’s guiding you through the cooking steps again, making sure you don’t get burnt by the hot grill. He’s impatient it, but the instructions are clear: Lay the meat down, lots of salt, a little pepper, and be sure to sear the fat cap. One hand helps you with the spatula and the other is holding a joint he lit earlier. A few times you mess up and he shouts a firm “goddammit!” Thank god supes like him can’t get burnt, and no casualties were caused.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚- If there’s anything Soldier Boy learned from the war, it’s that rations suck. But wartime’s been long over, and you shouldn’t have to know the pain of a bad portioned meal. It doesn’t even matter what it is: burgers, fish, chili, or a hearty T-bone and potatoes. Your serving size is as big as his, and whatever you leave uneaten goes to the garbage disposal that you call dad.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚- TV dinners are common, where you’re subjected to reruns of old shows from the 50s. You did get lucky finding out Soldier Boy gets a kick out of the occasional cartoon, replacing the standard Saturday morning cereal and cartoons with Sunday evening steaks and the same. Sometimes you ask to watch his old war movies to which he’ll sigh frustratedly….

“Out of anything you could watch, you wanna see your old man play superheroes? We’re not gonna watch that shit.”

…But eventually agreeing. You’re always going to be his kid, no matter how old you are, and it’s his job to give you what he couldn’t.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚- You know he loves you. Soldier Boy wouldn’t cuddle up to watch his own movies with any random. Even more than that, his temper isn’t so hot as you lean and cling to his arm for a hug. He’ll grumble something and throw a blanket at you with “aggression” (so he calls it),

“Better not tell anyone about this, y’hear? Your daddy ain’t a pussy.”

Then yank you into the tightest, most loving hug and plant a big kiss to the forehead. He’ll lift you up like nothing into his embrace like the superhuman he is, maybe after benching you once or twice. You giggle while he lifts you… if you’re lucky he’ll laugh back. He’s probably just touch starved— thank everything for giving him an affectionate kid.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚- When movie time is over, he’ll tell you “bedtime stories” about the war. Soldier Boy could brag to you for hours about how big and strong he was fighting bad guys. He’ll flex an arm or both, let you rest your chin on his bicep like he’s going to squash your face, or flip around his weapons to entertain you. He knows you get impressed easily, and it feeds into his ever-growing ego. But the difference between that and a performance? He cares about what you think. He cares about the person in front of him in Soldier Boy pajamas, the one who shares his blood and his sense of damn humor.

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@soldier-boy-official movie night!

#Reblogging the main #hehe

“Maybe if I had raised you... I could have made you better”— but it’s Single Dad!Soldier Boy who knows nothing about parenting and his defunct Daughter born from a test tube who finally gets introduced to society as an awkward young adult years later.

Gift :D

Uh… thanks kid? I guess? You just got a fucking tiger I’d think I’m more than ‘okay’ but I’ll take it.

I still don’t know what to do with the tiger!!! Help

I’m trying to learn how to cook from your time but all of these foods look…uh…not yummy. Do you like any of these things?

The shrimp one’s pretty good, same with the canned noodles. On a completely fuckin different note kid, why the hell are you trying to make jello? We don’t have a fucking kitchen! Are you at Evie’s? Be careful, she hated the jello shit even when it was common.

I am at Evie’s because you wanted friends over and I ‘can’t be around these kinds of friends’. I know they’re street ladies, dad..

But I want to make you jello to remind you of home! They served the fancy lobster ones during the dinner party scenes in your movies so it has to be good. I really wanna try olives and that other thing…fruit cocktail? And I can because I’m not in the labs anymore :)

So many foods I wanna try with @mariaevangelia1920

mariaevangelia1920

Aw, Sproutsie, it is such a sweet gesture you want to do that for your old man! *cough* Who isn't about to be ripped to shreds by me because he can't find a fucking motel. *cough*

But even if I find it adorable, there is no way in fucking hell you are making those wretched plates, picked up from the devil's anus warts, in my fucking house. We can make literally anything else. Gnocchi, stew, ragú, cottage pie— anything but that jello-y puke.

@soldier-boy-official @dollyintl

But I’m trying to learn about food from the 50s! What about a sweet one? Like this?

And anything tastes better than lab food……

#🌱#sproutnfungi

You have now received a pussy

This time it is an actual cat and not anatomical restructuring

You're welcome :)

Oh for fucks sake- holy shit is that a fucking tiger?! Fuckin awesome. What the fuck am I even gonna feed this thing?

@dollyintl Kid! Come get this thing or it’s going to the goddamn circus!

Awwww! But what am I supposed to do with him? I think he tried scratching me but…nothing happened…his claws didn’t do anything. His teeth won’t even break my skin. He’s reallllly heavy too. We should feed him those steaks you have in the icebox or he’ll get angry.

@soldier-boy-official

#🌱#soldier boy rp

I’m trying to learn how to cook from your time but all of these foods look…uh…not yummy. Do you like any of these things?

#🌱#roleplay #the boys oc #the boys

I am at Evie’s because you wanted friends over and I ‘can’t be around these kinds of friends’. I know they’re street ladies, dad..

So many foods I wanna try with @mariaevangelia1920

#🌱#soldier boy rp

How is soldier boy your dad? Are you buddies with Homelander then since he’s your brother

To answer the first question…genetics.

I don’t talk to homelander but @soldier-boy-official does. Maybe he can have a talk with him. I don’t even think homelander knows about me. And I don’t really want to know what would happen if he found out.

I went through old files at the office and I found this picture of you! You look nice in this picture, you seem much meaner now

Fuckin Christ. Look at that absolute pussy right there. This was right before fucking boarding school. Manned up real fuckin fast there.

Nice find kid.

Were you a “pussy” or are you just mean now?

It says on your file that you were born into a wealthy family. It must be awesome getting everything you wanted when you were younger, dad :)

If you think I got everything I fuckin wanted you’re wrong, kid. My dad fuckin hated me before I was even fuckin born, be grateful you don’t have that.

*sighs*

I mean… it’s nice to know that you love me:)

But why would grandpa- or— your dad- hate you? You went to war for the nation! You’re a hero!

I didn’t say that…. Don’t go putting words in my mouth kid. You’re still a pain in my ass.

*sigh*

My old man hated me from the day I was fuckin born. Thought I was a disappointment and nothing I could do changed that - even becoming the most powerful fucking superhero on the goddamned planet.

So..you…..um…….

(Nervously holding out arms, not sure if he’d pick her up, hug her, or throw her, or all three)

I’m here for you. And Jadie.

*he looks her up and down as she stands there, arms outstretched. He gets a conflicted look for a moment before he reaches out to ruffle her hair as he sidesteps the hug.*

“Don’t push it kid.”

Wait! I’m not pushing it! Don’t leave, I have to follow you anyway..!

@mariaevangelia1920 @littledollsupe help me out here!

I went through old files at the office and I found this picture of you! You look nice in this picture, you seem much meaner now

Fuckin Christ. Look at that absolute pussy right there. This was right before fucking boarding school. Manned up real fuckin fast there.

Nice find kid.

Were you a “pussy” or are you just mean now?

It says on your file that you were born into a wealthy family. It must be awesome getting everything you wanted when you were younger, dad :)

If you think I got everything I fuckin wanted you’re wrong, kid. My dad fuckin hated me before I was even fuckin born, be grateful you don’t have that.

*sighs*

I mean… it’s nice to know that you love me:)

But why would grandpa- or— your dad- hate you? You went to war for the nation! You’re a hero!

I didn’t say that…. Don’t go putting words in my mouth kid. You’re still a pain in my ass.

*sigh*

My old man hated me from the day I was fuckin born. Thought I was a disappointment and nothing I could do changed that - even becoming the most powerful fucking superhero on the goddamned planet.

So..you…..um…….

(Nervously holding out arms, not sure if he’d pick her up, hug her, or throw her, or all three)

I’m here for you. And Jadie.

I went through old files at the office and I found this picture of you! You look nice in this picture, you seem much meaner now

Fuckin Christ. Look at that absolute pussy right there. This was right before fucking boarding school. Manned up real fuckin fast there.

Nice find kid.

Were you a “pussy” or are you just mean now?

It says on your file that you were born into a wealthy family. It must be awesome getting everything you wanted when you were younger, dad :)

If you think I got everything I fuckin wanted you’re wrong, kid. My dad fuckin hated me before I was even fuckin born, be grateful you don’t have that.

*sighs*

I mean… it’s nice to know that you love me:)

But why would grandpa- or— your dad- hate you? You went to war for the nation! You’re a hero!

I went through old files at the office and I found this picture of you! You look nice in this picture, you seem much meaner now

Fuckin Christ. Look at that absolute pussy right there. This was right before fucking boarding school. Manned up real fuckin fast there.

Nice find kid.

Were you a “pussy” or are you just mean now?

It says on your file that you were born into a wealthy family. It must be awesome getting everything you wanted when you were younger, dad :)