[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

family feud is a national treasure 

[ruinedchildhood]

[denzelle]

for some reason i definitely thought this was going to be one of those fuckin… infinite chocolate things. or like, some really weird trick involved. literally it’s just “put the tomatoes in some dirt and they grow into MORE TOMATOES 😱” which like… yea… that IS how plants work but i don’t know if it’s a life hack

[denzelle]

THIS #LIFEHACK IS TOO POWERFUL YOU WILL LITERALLY GET AN ENDLESS SUPPLY

[motorizedmycologist]

grocery stores hate him! local man discovers gardening

[turnon]

every time i see a stingray i’m like fuck that guy…. not after what you did to steve jobs

[turnon]

steve jobs…

[datassium]

trail mix do you mean m&ms with obstacles

[highlandvalley]

[stachionalgeographic]

YOU ARE A SUPERSTAR ANYWAY

[cannabis-fetish]

[11roses]

[matthewalandangelo]

Is this like me?

[killuaaa-zoldyck]

I’m Crying 😭

[its-a-different-world]

I love him, so much.

[jadorexjaii]

He’s amazing lmfao

[just-shower-thoughts]

Having a picture of your girlfriend as the lock screen on your phone is the 21st-century equivalent of keeping a locket with her picture in it.

[itsaranchmetaphor]

This is actually such an adorable comparison

[uniform]

All these drugs but i wanna do you.

Unknown (via uniform)

[theexfiles-deactivated20190101]

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

[bekstek]

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

cracks me up every time

[27-tater-tots]

has this been done yet?

[gwylock-one-deactivated20170205]

what the fuck this is so completely in character

[slightmood]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[overlordleaveshiswife-deactivat]

THIS IS THE PUREST POST ON THIS WEBSITE

[keatonpatti]