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Lance McClain you've done it again

[catboymoments]

Don t make a character lgbtq Without a reason

Don’t worry I have a reason

I’m gay and I do what I want

[kawaki]

i don’t think you guys understand how much I think about this vid

[telnaga]

living has always been a large part of my life. I was born at an incredibly young age, and ever since then, I have been alive

[dialectiddy]

College entrance essays be like…

[littlebirdofprey]

those posts criticizing common writing patterns in fanfiction are so fucking harmful and they ruined me

so like yknow what??? People tell you to avoid “smirk” and “chuckle” as descriptors because no one does those things (???) but then when I need to use those words I have a ten minute crisis about how I’m a shitty writer. So heres my unwarranted writing advice: If you want your characters to smirk and chuckle fucking let them and don’t let anyone tell you that no one smirks or chuckles because I do both on a daily basis whenever I tell a shitty pun, bye 

[sventhecrusader-deactivated2018]

Edgy fanfiction critics can eat my entire ass.

[softestvirgil]

Yeah I’ve had this issue many times while writing. I’ll look up different words for things that have been criticized for being overused, I’ll read list upon list of things I can put after someone speaks rather than “said”, and then I just give up. It’s too much effort to please fanfiction critics, especially since none of them are probably even reading my stuff. My followers seem to like my writing and that’s all that matters to me.

[accidentally-logince]

Would it help to know that it’s actually a good writing strategy to use Said more than everyone tells you to? Like, you can use it as much as you like, and what that does, is it makes the other words you use—like “exclaimed” or “snarled” or stuff like that—more impactful!

[comox-draws]

Wanted to create my own retro space tourism posters 

and i actually for once want to print my own art and have them in my room

[fancycake]

mama

mama??

MAMA!!!1

hi

[dynastylnoire]

literally life with cats

[stydiaherondale]

just imagine the jokes LMAO

[kubo-kubo]

you fools, deadpool would be proud of it

[micaxiii]

Deadpool in the next movie: “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I VOICED PIKACHU!”

[poiplefunguy]

deadpool, holding two wires connected to an active car battery bout to crisp a motherfucker: ohoho this bring back memories

[cryptoriawebb]

@starspatter

[dragonsir]

*cocks gun* Pika pika, motherfucker

[mynameismeowmeow]

“sorry dickweed, i’m the one pokemon you’re never gonna catch”

[homoelitism-archive-blog]

Me: wow what a nice day A top: im a top

[ratfuck]

British food look like this

[roseskinnycoffee]

Excuse me.

Okay.. alright..

British food does not look like that.

That is British food:

This is British food:

Sunday dinner looks amazing right?

This is also British food:

So what cheek do you have at commenting that British food is basically shit. And yes I’m British and we don’t all drink tea and speak posh oh no. That’s due to the area you live in.

Oxfordshire=posh

London= cockney

Midlands= northern

Welsh= north

And Scotland northern

And the food depends on what area you get your food from different areas have different ideas on food such as Scotland haggis and deep fried Mars bars.

So just don’t Diss British food, you’ve probably never tried it.

[ratfuck]

*goes to a restaurant in Liverpool*

me: Yes ma'am I’d like to order the Jellied Ox Taint

waitress: Oi cummin roight op govna

[hotvampireadjacent]

this is literally the same thing that OP posted so idk what they’re mad about

[pumpkinsforsale]

Casting director: we need the voice of pikachu to be a recognized name. It’s going to be tough to find a respectable actor wh

Ryan Reynolds: ME

Ryan Reynolds: I’LL DO IT

Ryan Reynolds: PIKA PIKA MOTHER FUCKER

[tinycolorfulpanda]

“you should stop playing dragon age so much”

[deactivated-blog]

Clint: What took you so long to answer your phone?

Natasha: My fingers were covered in blood and my touch screen wouldn’t work.

[biotechwitch-deactivated2018122]

[miiriya]

[death-hangs-deactivated20181023]

this is so fucking shallow and gross

[woalwayshenlei-deactivated20190]

Wanting to know how someone views the world and certain groups of people == shallow?

[ouferrat]

HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME BASED ON MY VALUES AND THE CONTENT OF MY CHARACTER???

[thatfeministkilljoy]

Not wanting to be with someone because their views are incompatible with your own is *literally* the opposite of shallow but okay

[highonawindyhill]

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

[fejes-deactivated20180123]

fuckin love this commercial

[vikingserket]

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

[burairium-deactivated20130819]

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

[cyrilthewolf]

this post got better

[asterein]

Kids lighten up a little

[retronerdinfinity-deactivated20]

The master of burns Yours Truly