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[text from dak] merry christmas babe 😉 🍆 🍆
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Christmas gift for @maliafahey
[text from dak] merry christmas babe 😉 🍆 🍆
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Christmas gift for @maxceden
Thought of you when I saw this. I’ll try not to steal this one back.
Christmas gift for @dayaray & @switchjasper
Now you gotta do it. You’re welcome ;)
maxceden:
Sure. We’ll head out this weekend. If you know how to hot-wire a car or if you have one, that’d be grand so we can bring more shit back. Oh yeah? What else did you ask santa for, weed and booze?
Just asked for some chaos. Shit’s been quiet since the protests and I can’t handle quiet. Thought about asking for pussy too, but I don’t need santa for that. Do you know what you getting?
domvalentina:
I said I wanted to trade, not beg for it.
Nah, I doubt you have anything I want. Begging is so much more fun.
I want to wrap my fingers around your pretty little neck; I want to hear you gasp and moan when I do it
So, here’s the thing. While yours truly got her own ass covered, there’s a couple of extras I could totally do with and am willing to trade for. So, if you’re in possession of fresh or frozen raspberries, decent toothpaste, massage oils, booze, kiwis, coconut oil or good quality hair conditioner, hit me up and we’ll work something out.
I can get you all kinds of alcohol if you say pretty please.
Anybody been to the docks out east to see what kind of shit’s there? Surely not all the containers and crates are broken into. Been thinking about getting a recon party out there, maybe finding some shit to help people stay warm. Stay fed. Entertained, if we’re lucky.
If you still need some extra hands, I’m game. This kind of shit is exactly what I asked santa for Christmas.
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maxceden:
Cool it, Dak. This is you borderline talking shit. Just– I’ve got it, alright?
Fine, your call. I’ll shut up. But in my defense, I was pissed and she started it.
maliafahey:
Most def not. By the way, I’m preeeetty sure you’re the only person who can pull off somethin’ like Dak Attack.
Eh, I’m the only one that matters. Speaks to how hot I am and the chicks dig it.
To whoever tried to tap the power line of my apartment building and managed to bust the entire thing – congratulations! You’re the stupidest person I’ve come across in weeks and I hope you choke on a massive, hot-sauce covered dildo. Might just keep you warm!
On that note, I’m moving into the studio. Anyone got skills in the 'boarding windows back up’ department?
Dude, you got two places to choose from and you’re still acting like a bitch because some guy wanted to keep warm? Rich people are fucking assholes.
Thanks for the massive, hot-sauce covered dildo idea, tho. It’s getting me inspired.
Not gonna lie, I kinda expected more people to be at each other’s throats lately, but you know– I’m kinda diggin’ the quiet. Gives me more time to focus on the volunteerin’ and shit I’ve been doin’. Plenty-a shelters out there need helpin’ hands, if you guys haven’t wandered out there yet. It’s not too bad, now.
Eh, might as well get my hands dirty. Like like I have two shits to donate anyway. You think they need people to carry stuff around or whatever? I’m not super great with people. Not sure if quiet’s a good thing, tho. Too close to complacency for my taste.
Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
I’ve had a threesome, yes, once. It was perfectly fine, nothing very special, though I imagine that had more to do with the people involved in said threesome. I wouldn’t mind trying once more, though.
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maliafahey:
All the spots I want, huh? I’m gonna hold you to that, y’know.
You better. We can’t let you miss out on everything Dak Attack can give you, can we?
maxceden:
You’re not doing anything wrong, to be clear. And no, she doesn’t need to be a bitch but..like I said. It’s mostly the house. So don’t take it personal because like you said, you aren’t doing anything wrong.
Whatever, dude, your call. But if I were you, I’d have a serious talk with that girl if you’re gonna be a thing. What she’s doing is nasty as fuck and you don’ have to deal with any of this bullshit.
domsean:
Can’t blame ‘em, to be honest. It’s mayhem out there. But it’s gonna start to be mayhem in here too if we don’t start getting prioritizing.
You lost me, dude. The moment we start prioritizing some people over the other is the moment shit hits the fan big time.