All I want is for my tongue to be long enough to reach my nose.
High goals. I love it.
I can't die until I have achieved this goal.
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@domcarter
All I want is for my tongue to be long enough to reach my nose.
High goals. I love it.
I can't die until I have achieved this goal.
All I want is for my tongue to be long enough to reach my nose.
Have no fear, for Dom is here!
Because we shared a beautiful night of me hiding behind a pillow eating Twizzlers and a nice glass of milk.
And because im your husband and you’re entitled.
Damn those entitlements.
Have no fear, for Dom is here!
But you being here still means I could get mauled by a tiger.
Nope, I wrestled a bear once, so I could handle a tiger.
Have no fear, for Dom is here!
Good. Just in time. Theres an itch on my back I cant reach.
What makes you think I'll scratch your back?
Have no fear, for Dom is here!
I made lemon bars, if anyone wants any!
You have to warm me when something scary is about to happen.
I can try!
I made lemon bars, if anyone wants any!
Lemon bars sound lovely, thank you!
They're so good! Hiya though!
I made lemon bars, if anyone wants any!
Pleease.
After a long day of travelling I’m starving.
Okay, because how could I resist that face.
I made lemon bars, if anyone wants any!
Do you have any good ones? Its been forever since i’ve seen a scary movie. I get freaked out by them.
I've got the Paranormal Activity ones, and that's about it. I get really scared, but that's why you're here!
I made lemon bars, if anyone wants any!
Eh, more for me. Twizzler?
Sure! [Takes a twizzler from the bag, and whips it in his mouth] So, I really wanna watch a scary movie.
I made lemon bars, if anyone wants any!
You could slide that tray down here.
I love lemon bars.
There is only one left...I don't know if I can part with it...
I made lemon bars, if anyone wants any!
I’m more of a chocolate milk kind of person. [takes out Twizzler and starts biting on it]
Ew...I hate chocolate milk.. It's too thick for me.
I made lemon bars, if anyone wants any!
[flash forward to him walking back in the house] I swear I looked like a child getting Twizzlers and milk.
You gotta do, what you gotta do! [Takes the milk, and drinks straight from it] I swear, I'm obsessed with milk.
I made lemon bars, if anyone wants any!
Yeah! I’ll make a run. Do you need anything?
Milk! I'm all out here, and I can't go a night without milk!
I made lemon bars, if anyone wants any!
One condition, though. There has to be Twizzlers. They’re my favorite and they put me in a cuddling mood.
If you bring them along with you, I don't think I have any! Unless you wanna run out and buy some.
I made lemon bars, if anyone wants any!
Guess so. Name the place and the time!
My place, whenever you would like.