boots on the ground in the playboy mansion

i don't want a childhood, i want to be a ballet dancer. i don't tag spoilers. undescribed posts are tagged #undescribed. i tag all video posts as #video. [icon description: van gogh's drawing "worn out". it shows a sorrowful figure sitting in a chair, holding his face in his hands. end description.] [header description: a photo of a long, slender cutthroat eel with a fish in its mouth. end description.]

[intergalactic-ashkenazi-deactiv]

I want every Jewish person to be safe

[meatdiaz]

genuinely i think everyone would be so much happier if we simply accepted that fanfiction isn’t supposed to be realistic at all, it’s just supposed to make you happy. ​these freaks are currently 20k words into pining for each other while living under the same roof and working the same job, fuck realism tbh

[lollytea]

Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the character of all time. I'm almost inclined to ask "What's his fucking PROBLEM???" but he thoroughly explains his problem in every episode

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[midnightssea]

“knowing how to write effective AI prompts will be a valuable skill in the future” and what if I skip all that and write the email myself in under 30 seconds drawing from my very own biological database of language and rhetoric (my brain)?

[tinsil]

itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dittokini

[thesweetiepienovels]

Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You don’t have to achieve grand things if all you’re capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Don’t do nothing just because you don’t think you’re capable of doing bigger things, just do something you’re capable of today. 

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[puppiegracie]

I think all of you could be so much happier if you just let women be mean. "oh it's a facade" "she's soft and gooey underneath" sometimes! sometimes she's just fucking mean <3 yay!

[the-mighty-crabjoys]

bard durges are so entertaining to me specifically because of how much of a Fuck You they are to Orin. imagine your entire life is dedicated to serving Bhaal and being his chosen, but you’re constantly looked down on because of how methodical and artful your kills are. and then you get swiftly outclassed by some mf in the “methodical and artful” class with a ditty of doom and despair. yea no wonder Orin tried to kill them

[rllysleepyy]

if you’re a fat person not looking to lose weight, i love you. the weight loss industry is going bonkers right now and i’m proud of you for continuing to take up space. kisses u on the forehead

[rhinco]

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

[domesticatedanimals]

vegas signs carter hart -> hey detroit finally has a pwhl team! -> they immediately sign britta curl 🤡

[strangehorse]

Is anyone else starting to feel kind of wary about the increasingly common narrative that "women's bodies are so different to men's that modern scientific recommendations do not apply to them"?

Like. There is a significant gap between 'a lot of studies do not take into account variations caused by things like female hormone cycles, which can limit how generalisable they are' and 'medical science does not apply to women', and the latter just seems to create a situation rife for bad faith actors and snake oil salesmen to reassure you that actually, THEY have the answers, because THEY listen to women, and if you simply pay them for their online subscription service-

[fealty-to-thee]

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