TOH x Wednesday/Addams Family AU/ Luz Noceda-Addams
Luz: Papi, Mama, Mama Morta, this is the girl who has burn my heart this past few months, Amity Blight.
Amity, blushing: Hello, uh, Luz's parent.
Gomez: So you the one who has been tormenting my little nova! So wonderful to meet you!
Morticia: Quite dreadful to meet you, my dear.
Camila: It so nice to meet you, mija.
Gomez: So, my flashing light, how did you two meet?
Amity, embarrass: Well, actually-
Luz: It was so romantic! It was love at first sight! Amity suggested to our principal to do a vivisection, my heart almost stop! When I saw her smug satisfaction as my demise draw near, I knew she was the one.
Amity: Wait, I didn't mean to-!
Morticia: How terrifying beautiful. It remains me how Gomez and I meet.
Gomez: Yes, I mistaken my love's dorm room - Camila: wait, where you in a sex separate dorm? - for Morticia and slept on her bed. Once she realized there was an intruder, she lunged at me with her knife. In that moment, my heart was stabbed with love!
Luz: Yes! Exactly like that, Papi! A few days later, in the Covention, I challenged her to a witch duel - just like from Azura!- to defend King's honor. There were times we both could be kill in the fight, but we both call in a draw once it was unconceal our mentor cheated for us. And I show her my merit being a witch!
Amity: Well, I didn't think the fight will escalate that fast-
Gomez: A duel!? Cara mia, hold me; this passion, this tension! It's gripping me like a python!
Luz: And then, under an enchanting moonlight, we were pursued by a conjured book monster! We were almost bind to a book too! Yet we victorious, bound by fate!
Amity: Okay, that was my siblings fault-
Gomez: My heart could only take so much-!
Morticia: Oh, nothing fester young love than almost being bind in a book.
Luz: By then, as Fate already tether us together, we defeated a monster fueled by fear! We waltz under a full moon, our love burns us, powers us as we defeated it and blossom a tree in its wake. And we were inseparable since then.
Amity: Okay, I wasn't truly at fault for that. I-
Gomez: Vivisection, duel, pursued by a monster, even a waltz!? Morticia, my plum-lipped cupid, bury me for as my greatest mistake's story has murder me!
Morticia: Oh how abysmally beautiful! We must plan the wedding at once now! Lurch-Lurch I need you here- I'm thinking a Winter wedding, where the trees are most dead, and season depression is at its zenith.
*Amity and Camila watch as Gomez lays limp and Luz, Morticia, and Lurch talk animatedly*
Amity: I am... so confused right now.
Camila: Welcome to my world, mija.
Wednesday: I see you almost become pathetic like our parents now.
Luz: One day, perhaps you too will experience what our parents and I go through.
Wednesday: Please, I will not be capture by asinine lust; I will endure.
* a year later, Wednesday is being hug by her marred and bloody roommate, Enid. She is captured of Enid's beauty, seeing her under the moonlight*
