DEAD GIRL WIZARD

A Graveyard, Several Zombies stitched into one body, One of us is a Wizard. She/It/They, Afroindigenous/ TMA Butch Dyke

[domitabledyke]

Dubcon dynamic between a knight and her girltwink squire. Is this anything???

[orchardsys]

I know this might feel unnecessarily emotional to people but it means a lot to me/us. I miss being able to do things without worrying if I’m going to be in pain the rest of the day or the next day. It’s hard to not miss those ugly years where things were nightmarish yet easier

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

the two kinds of tgirl are “infinite anger that destroys everything around her” and “infinite patience that lets the world turn her into a doormat”. and they both love giving the other unhelpful advice about how to manage their emotions

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

also this

[sharkgirldick]

Princess making her studious maid and her loyal knight kiss and grope each other for her entertainment.

(They are both imagining the princess in the others' place while they do it.)

[sharkgirldick]

I have decided that the knight and the maid hate each other, but won't ignore the princesses orders due to their devotion to her.

Neither of them feel worthy of her so they hook up sometimes when they're off duty and hatefuck nasty style.

[sharkgirldick]

They're in the middle of fucking and the knight keeps moaning "My lady, oh, my lady..."

And the maid tells her to shut up, she can't imagine her Mistress fucking her if the knight is so noisy.

The knight insists that the princess absolutely wouldn't top, and they start bickering over it.

Eventually the knight gets sick of the argument and ends it by slamming her dick all the way inside and fucking the maid really rough.

(The princess is vers, so they're both right.)

[sharkgirldick]

There's a hard and fast rule of NO KISSING. They're just using each over to get off, there's no need to get intimate.

... But then one day the maid is riding the knight and she looks down to see the knight looking up at her. The knight's eyes, normally full of strength and fire, are soft and hazy with pleasure. The maid can't help herself, and they start making out hot and heavy. Tongues jammed in each other's mouths, lips bitten and sucked on.

They argue (again) about breaking their one rule, but both of them know it will happen again next time because it made the sex so much better.

[sharkgirldick]

One night, when they're both tired, the sex is incredibly slow and gentle and kissy. It can't really be described as hatefucking any more. The knight pushes herself up to catch a breath, looking down at the blushing maid. She's almost lazily swinging her hips, slipping almost all the way out then sliding all the way back in. Just the way the maid likes it.

The sweet moans, the gentle pleasure of their flesh rubbing together... The knight almost can't help herself as she stares into the maids eyes and says "I love you."

"... What?"

She quickly realizes her mistake. "I... I was thinking about my lady. Don't get so full of yourself to think I'm talking about you."

"Hmph. You really are a senseless brute. Think before you open your mouth, for once."

They go back to bickering yet again, both of them thankful that the darkness of the chamber is hiding the deep, crimson blush in their checks.

... The princess is, of course, getting off really hard to all of this.

[sloppystyle]

[portamento-system-deactivated20]

the tags on this are so good

swiftphobia

[storyweavingspider]

[lydiaalin]

I trip and a bunch more gay people fall out of my pockets

[lydiaalin]

for equality's sake, here's some female presenting nipples also

[riikkapaints]

TMNT April O’Neil and Raphael. TMNT was one of my absolute favorite cartoons as a kid (I lovelovelove April).

[secondquarrel]

so venezuela has become a usamerican colony. like that happened and everything carried on like normal

[secondquarrel]

like i know venezuela is going through a huge humanitarian crisis right now and their political regime is low in the list of priorities when tallinmg about it obviously it's just it shocked me to read trump congratulating his secretary of energy on how well he's running what used to be a sovereign country until a few months back you know

[squeakitties]

still thinking about the apparent 2006-2007 epidemic of rabid swarms of wii remotes descending on helpless televisions like locusts

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

wii sports was invented by nefarious television manufacturers to break people's televisions

[puppygirllaika]

What a very funny joke that definitely did not happen because Nintendo definitely did not buy up almost a third of the shares of the top five TV manufacturers in the time between the announcement and release of the Wii, shares which definitely didn't skyrocket in value over the next two years due to an increase in flatscreen sales, nearly half of which independent analysts attributed to people replacing damaged TVs with newer, more expensive models from electronics stores that relied on high-pressure sales tactics to upsell people and get them to buy more expensive models on credit which they couldn't actually afford.

[butterfly-sapphic]

Holy fucking shit

[naidje]

[tijdvoormemes]

Danku lesbiennes!

[strange-house-art]

[hjtart]

more little strips for my terrible leftist commune comic without a name. where tankies and hippies cannot live in peace but they try i guess…

[innerchildabortionclinic]

btw power wouldn't corrupt me because there's something wrong with me psychologically that makes me feel alien to humanity

[innerchildabortionclinic]

power wouldn't corrupt me because I just wouldn't care that much since i'm anhedonic

[acreaturecalledgreed]

incredibly bizarre and confusing seeing ppl call themselves "chuds" all the sudden b/c like

thats what we call neo nazis and shitty conservative bros? or at least its what we used to call them? why are ppl calling themselves "chuds" affectionately now

what is happening

yall know chud means fascist right like please tell me yall know that

[acreaturecalledgreed]

im hoping this is a case of "younger folks on the internet adopting Silly Word b/c its Silly and not realizing it actually means something"

so here's me educating! you're calling yourselves fascists! thats what you're doing! maybe don't do that and use your head before you start using every goofy word you see!

[acreaturecalledgreed]

let me be agonizingly clear

when you call yourself and your friends "chuds"

YOU

ARE

CALLING

YOURSELF

A

NAZI

[devotedprism]

Wikipedia screenshots for those unwilling or unable to look it up to verify. Article link here(link). Transcriptions are in alt text.

A reminder: "TND" is a Nazi dogwhistle, originating from the phrase "total (n slur) death."

[marithlizard]

(via bsky)

In case anyone hasn't heard, the cyclospora outbreak affecting tons of people in the US right now is coming from Taylor Farms produce. Best to stay away from bagged lettuce and prepared salads completely right now, but especially the ones mentioned in the screenshot:

Taylor Farms Earthbound Farms Little Salad Bar (Aldi) Marketside (Walmart) Kroger House Brand Target private label greens Costco salads and greens etc Trader Joe's chopped salad kits and fresh produce Fast food: McDonalds, Taco Bell, (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden, Top Golf, Red Lobster, Burger King, etc.

This is not the first time I've heard about a Taylor Farms foodborne illness outbreak. I stopped eating their salads after reading a description of the conditions in their facilities. Doesn't sound like they've improved anything.

We need a fully funded and staffed FDA, and regulations with teeth - and that's exactly what we don't have under Trump. To make things worse, the CDC is no longer tracking these outbreaks. We're on our own.

[memewhore]

[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[minakittengaming]

This is huge. Sharing for my US friendos.

[zillyblog]

Hospitals like to hide these policies under a lot of successive links in obscure places, so if you don't see anything right away, keep looking! Get friends to help! Make it a scavenger hunt. A game where you're assassins sent to slit capitalism's throat

[eroticcannibal]

The act of simply watching people have sex is itself morally neutral. That's all porn is.

[kiss-of-light]

it isn’t, though. sorry if I’m missing a joke here but… it really, really isn’t.

[eroticcannibal]

It is. There is nothing wrong with watching people have sex. The morality of it depends on the context (buying porn from sex workers to watch is good, revenge porn is bad, for example), but watching people fuck? That's morally neutral. It's just watching some activities.

[kiss-of-light]

Almost all porn is abuse, you know that right? Most women in porn are drugged and then raped.

Even if she were paid, it would still be coercive, similarly to prostitution. You cannot buy women, or their consent. That immediately creates a coercive force that makes the consent invalid.

[eroticcannibal]

Ok so first of all you're lying. That is not how most porn works at all.

Regarding economic coercion, that's called having a job. But also I promise you there is a world of difference between trying to buy a person (for the love of fuck will you people ever aknowledge its not only women in porn and work conditions are a concern for EVERYONE involved) and someone making a career in porn.

Also re read what I said because you have said nothing that argues against what im saying AT ALL.

[queerautism]

The way these people talk about sex workers genuinely makes me sick. Sex workers are not being bought, they are not owned by people paying them. They are compensated for their services or performance, like every other worker. They own themselves no matter what. They deserve dignity and respect and their work not being described in such horrible fucking ways.

And it's genuinely fucked up to tell people what they can and cannot consent to tbh? You don't get to choose that for others and then try to say you genuinely care about consent. You just want to control people.

[eroticcannibal]

Absolutely right. We are people, we own ourselves, we decide what we do and don't want to do. Honestly if I attach the criteria of pay and a camera to my consent, denying me that is no less fucked up than forcing that on me.

Puritanical christians/radfems and rapists/traffickers are two sides of the same coin and all ultimately working towards the goal of ruining people's lives for their own benefit.

[autistichalsin]

Also, it needs to be repeated again that stigmatization of sex work leaves trafficking victims trapped. They are now in an even more socioeconomically disadvantaged position than before because no one will want to help an "icky porn star" who is being exploited.

To help trafficked and coerced sex workers we necessarily must end the demonization of sex work or else you are giving traffickers the literal tools to force unwilling people into it!

One of my family members was sex trafficked. Her case became a part of state legal precedent because her trafficker's conviction resulted in an expanded definition of one of the terms used to define trafficking (kept vague for the sake of my family's anonymity.) You know what one of the biggest barriers was to her getting help?

The fact that everyone she reached out to saw her as a stupid meth head "whore" and not a person who was fucking afraid for her life.

If society had shown sex workers some basic amount of decency, she might have had the social standing to get help sooner.

[dynastyscans-deactivated2024100]

remember: a big part of what "sex work is work" means is "let sex workers have workers' protections"

[vlad-theimplier]

I got to see a change in the criminal law, in real time, that shifted the window on how sex workers are treated in my state. Agencies that tended to treat them as perpetrators, even when they were victims, had their behavior changed the most. But even the more progressive police departments, and of course any number of labor- and benefit-related agencies, also got a few notches more understanding and accepting.

TL;DR: sex workers are people, sex work is work, and the road to utopia is paved with extremely boring legislation and administrative decisions.