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Dubcon dynamic between a knight and her girltwink squire. Is this anything???

#knightposting #I guess

everyday heroes

clarification

pt. 3!!!!

pt. 2 !!!!!!

human susie :3

I know this might feel unnecessarily emotional to people but it means a lot to me/us. I miss being able to do things without worrying if I’m going to be in pain the rest of the day or the next day. It’s hard to not miss those ugly years where things were nightmarish yet easier

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the two kinds of tgirl are “infinite anger that destroys everything around her” and “infinite patience that lets the world turn her into a doormat”. and they both love giving the other unhelpful advice about how to manage their emotions

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also this

sharkgirldick

Princess making her studious maid and her loyal knight kiss and grope each other for her entertainment.

(They are both imagining the princess in the others' place while they do it.)

sharkgirldick

I have decided that the knight and the maid hate each other, but won't ignore the princesses orders due to their devotion to her.

Neither of them feel worthy of her so they hook up sometimes when they're off duty and hatefuck nasty style.

sharkgirldick

They're in the middle of fucking and the knight keeps moaning "My lady, oh, my lady..."

And the maid tells her to shut up, she can't imagine her Mistress fucking her if the knight is so noisy.

The knight insists that the princess absolutely wouldn't top, and they start bickering over it.

Eventually the knight gets sick of the argument and ends it by slamming her dick all the way inside and fucking the maid really rough.

(The princess is vers, so they're both right.)

sharkgirldick

There's a hard and fast rule of NO KISSING. They're just using each over to get off, there's no need to get intimate.

... But then one day the maid is riding the knight and she looks down to see the knight looking up at her. The knight's eyes, normally full of strength and fire, are soft and hazy with pleasure. The maid can't help herself, and they start making out hot and heavy. Tongues jammed in each other's mouths, lips bitten and sucked on.

They argue (again) about breaking their one rule, but both of them know it will happen again next time because it made the sex so much better.

sharkgirldick

One night, when they're both tired, the sex is incredibly slow and gentle and kissy. It can't really be described as hatefucking any more. The knight pushes herself up to catch a breath, looking down at the blushing maid. She's almost lazily swinging her hips, slipping almost all the way out then sliding all the way back in. Just the way the maid likes it.

The sweet moans, the gentle pleasure of their flesh rubbing together... The knight almost can't help herself as she stares into the maids eyes and says "I love you."

"... What?"

She quickly realizes her mistake. "I... I was thinking about my lady. Don't get so full of yourself to think I'm talking about you."

"Hmph. You really are a senseless brute. Think before you open your mouth, for once."

They go back to bickering yet again, both of them thankful that the darkness of the chamber is hiding the deep, crimson blush in their checks.

... The princess is, of course, getting off really hard to all of this.

sloppystyle

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the tags on this are so good

swiftphobia

storyweavingspider

lydiaalin

I trip and a bunch more gay people fall out of my pockets

lydiaalin

for equality's sake, here's some female presenting nipples also

riikkapaints

TMNT April O’Neil and Raphael. TMNT was one of my absolute favorite cartoons as a kid (I lovelovelove April).

secondquarrel

so venezuela has become a usamerican colony. like that happened and everything carried on like normal

secondquarrel

like i know venezuela is going through a huge humanitarian crisis right now and their political regime is low in the list of priorities when tallinmg about it obviously it's just it shocked me to read trump congratulating his secretary of energy on how well he's running what used to be a sovereign country until a few months back you know

squeakitties

still thinking about the apparent 2006-2007 epidemic of rabid swarms of wii remotes descending on helpless televisions like locusts

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

wii sports was invented by nefarious television manufacturers to break people's televisions

puppygirllaika

What a very funny joke that definitely did not happen because Nintendo definitely did not buy up almost a third of the shares of the top five TV manufacturers in the time between the announcement and release of the Wii, shares which definitely didn't skyrocket in value over the next two years due to an increase in flatscreen sales, nearly half of which independent analysts attributed to people replacing damaged TVs with newer, more expensive models from electronics stores that relied on high-pressure sales tactics to upsell people and get them to buy more expensive models on credit which they couldn't actually afford.