Ooh~ You so NASTY! ;)

[mysterymellie]

[shitpost-senpai]

This is what it’s like to be an adult.

[room-of-angel-deactivated201910]

in the english dub she say “-just one more good sob - OKAY I’M READY” and that’s pretty accurate too.

[thefrenchdadarchive-deactivated]

Look at those buttons. “DOUG” and “FASTER”. That’s it. 

[toritheestallion-deactivated201]

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

[neurotic-panda]

[funnelcloudd]

How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

[funnelcloudd]

“Henlo I am big twuck pwease give me wots of woom tank u :)”

“I WILL FUCKING PANCAKE YOUR CUCK ASS”

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

@trainwreckgenerator why did you hide these in the tags

[kinkadinkyy-deactivated20251129]

The Happening (2008) dir. M. Night Shyamalan 

[mollykittykat]

[roachpatrol]

HE THREW THE NOTHING AWAY JUST TO MAKE A FUCKING POINT

[whetstonefires]

Drama Emperor Alfred Pennyworth

[eliyora]

Alfred is the real hero. Fucking fite me!!!

[biblicallyaccuratesandworm]

Excuse me, everyone is always about Batman being so cool ans Spider-Man so funny but there is only one true emperor of snark in the comics realm and it’s Alfred Pennyworth.

And it’s true for every incarnation

Every. Fucking. One.

[fuckyeah2000s]

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

Freshman Year vs Sophomore Year vs Junior Year vs Senior Year

[bryanchuckbrennan]

When I tell you I snorted!

[nyanbinyuri]

legolas:

gimli:

aragorn:

gandalf:

[anais-ninja-bitch]

BLEASE

[puffinken-deactivated20190814]

Gollum

[english-history-trip]

Eomer:

Boromir:

Elrond:

[english-history-trip]

[idrils]

#i’m in hell #i can’t breathe

[sybilsable]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[birdblogwhichisforbirds-deactiv]

Two more weeks of gender!

[officialskylerwhitestan-deactiv]

[00807x]

[carnival-phantasm]

If you listen to this for 45 minutes and don’t sleep, this dude shows up at your house and beats you into a coma

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

that’s what the last 2 seconds are

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

[3828281493392929-deactivated201]

where are you gonna keep it

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

:)

[ginger-ale-official]

I don’t like this post very much

[impaled]