[trickstarbrave]

I have been enjoying seeing people experience food this World Cup

[doubleca5t]

Hollywood truly does always take the wrong lesson from its success stories

[doubleca5t]

Movie premises you can expect to see within the next 10 years:

Guy breaks both his arms and gets jacked off by his mom

Guy who thinks he has a mysterious stalker leaving postit notes around his house but he actually had a carbon monoxide leak and was leaving them himself

One man's quest to remove a small cylinder from a Mini M&Ms tube full of butter and mashed banana (the cylinder must remain unharmed)

The Gaycation (TM)

[toscrollperchancetomeme]

[egberts]

I really can’t believe we all grew up together on this goddamn bitch of a website

[bibiopic]

tags via bunabi

[ratfuck]

customer service is really easy if you just apply your appeasement skills you developed from your traumatic childhood

[erotizmas]

#the vibe i bring to the function because i don't wanna be there

[sodiumfreak]

when the time loop gets to the part where they start committing suicide in different ways every day

[feralratbitesu]

this grave keeper edible aint shit

[feralratbitesu]

who gors there ,

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[my-dailydreams]

[redstonedust]

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

[3000s]

YUP we're gonna kill your whole family

[what-even-is-thiss]

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

[what-even-is-thiss]

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

[what-even-is-thiss]

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

[gumi-megpoidd]

"theyre giving he man pronouns" is one of the funniest things ive heard recently. i cant stop thinking about it. he man. the man with a pronoun in his name. he. theyre giving he man pronouns. incredible

[brucesterling]

[segamascott]

[herbstabendx]

I wanna go to DinoCon

[profeminist]

[porterdavis]

Ding, ding, ding!