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@idaydreamtoomuchyay
a list of wifi names I've found
crooooow
The-Gang-Gets-Wifi
DaveyDave11
PuddingNarnia
snakeJAZZ
Tallnsmol
Bushdidit01
Greatest Wi-Fi
Maceface
CallMeDelicious
Chippichapa
The Emerald Keep
It hurts when IP
EatTheGuests_2
India Pale Ale
are some of my favorites lol
an actual text between me an one of my friends
S: how are you?
Me: i wrote binary code on my hand
Me: in permanent marker
S: cool
Me: im doin good :)
258 members, 520 posts about #vent #artblr #writeblr • Anything goes, everybody knows! welcome to the chaos show!
@sskatmar
@silly-little-arson-frog-offical
@marbled-pulse
BLEEH
look at my kitty cat. I promise she's a sweetheart <3
(She hates literally everyone except me)
GUYSS OMG I JUST ASKED MY DAD IF I COULD HAVE ICECREAM WHILE HE WAS TAKING A NAP AND HE JUST
TOLD ME TO CALL MY M O M
MY MOM IS AT WORK
anyways Im currently enjoying some chocolate ice cream :)
there was this one time when he called roundabouts something like "Satan's kiddie pool" and I just-
things my friends have said (out of context)
*crying* sniff... why won't the pineapples fly..? *dramatic sob*
*During a tornado warning* lalalalala... oh! I got a hole :D
Well that's because you haVE SKIN
My favorite bath bomb flavor is toaster :)
*Eating three (3) apples at once*
why are you eating so many apples? Why do you have so many apples? Who gave them to you?
I likE APPLES OK?
Oh yay another genocide.
I NEVER SAID I'D KILL YOU
Tall friend with intimidating aura: *leaving class* *to classmates* bye... uhm,hope you live a long life?
Me, short & friendly aura: *leaving with them* *also to classmates* byebye, hope you don't! :D
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
That last fatal scream tho
THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH
i’m crying
I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it
IT’S BACK
HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK
IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?
re-blogging again xD
what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂
I feel like it’s a duty to reblog such a natural treasure
All those accounts though….
reblog cus I've never seen this legend on my dash before
things my friends have said (out of context)
*crying* sniff... why won't the pineapples fly..? *dramatic sob*
*During a tornado warning* lalalalala... oh! I got a hole :D
Well that's because you haVE SKIN
My favorite bath bomb flavor is toaster :)
*Eating three (3) apples at once*
why are you eating so many apples? Why do you have so many apples? Who gave them to you?
I likE APPLES OK?
Oh yay another genocide.
things my sister has said (dinner edition)
where is it... one... one...
Where is the sour cream?
*Dad tells her that we're out* NO MY SOUR CREAM
NoOoOOooOoOooOO
What do you mean "try yogurt"?!?? *has only had sweetened yogurt*
Has anyone told you, "oh sorry, we're out of sour cream, but you can just put some yogurt in your CHILI"?!??
...ok its kinda good.
GUYSS OMG I JUST ASKED MY DAD IF I COULD HAVE ICECREAM WHILE HE WAS TAKING A NAP AND HE JUST
TOLD ME TO CALL MY M O M
MY MOM IS AT WORK
anyways Im currently enjoying some chocolate ice cream :)
Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down
You go down the stairwell/fire escape. Is that weird?
But what if you have a walker or a wheelchair??
in america at least, in this situation, there isnt one. either your loved ones or the firemen can get you out using the emergency fire escapes or stairs, or you die
That's fucking horrific, thank you
“fun” little story:
last summer my friend who is an amazingly talented artist and i were in this super tall building, and she’s in a wheelchair and i’m pushing her around the room. it’s an art exhibit and some of her art was chosen to be showcased there and so it’s all fine and dandy until suddenly an alarm starts going off
a FIRE ALARM
everyone starts running for the stairs and my friend just looks at me with this forlorn look on her face
“i can’t go down the stairs”
but i’m a stubborn bitch “i’ll carry you”
“what about my chair? it’s too expensive for me to be able to get another one if i can’t get this one back”
“i’ll carry that too”
and i did. we went to the stairs (by then most people from our floor were gone) and i lifted her up in a fireman’s carry over my shoulder and then lifted her chair up and used the ridiculous amount of adrenaline that was coursing through my veins to make it down approximately 20 half-flights of stairs until we met some people exiting lower floors, one of which who kindly took the chair. I changed positions so i was holding my friend bridal-style which was, somehow, easier and the person who took her wheelchair (with her permission to handle it of course) accompanied me to the ground floor and then out the doors
basically there is no real protocol for people who can’t use the stairs in an emergency. it’s up to the people with them, if anyone, to help them or the person to somehow make it down the stairs alone, unassisted
thank fuck that it was just a faulty alarm system, because if i was unable to carry her down those stairs and the building was on fucking fire???? then i don’t know what would have happened to her, but i don’t think it would have been very good.
it’s fucking ridiculous and ableist to the absolute max.
I use a cane. When I did a day-long fire safety training at my northeast American university (UMass Amherst), I asked that exact same question: “what am I supposed to do if the fire alarm goes off and I’m in my lab on the twelfth floor?”
the fire marshal hemmed and hawed for a while and then said to take the elevator- you’re supposed to leave it free for the fire department to use and they want able-bodied people out fast not waiting for elevators. if the fire alarm has just gone off the building probably hasn’t suffered enough structural damage to make using the elevator dangerous, and modern elevator wells are heavily reinforced. many large and high-trafficked buildings on my campus have fire rated elevators that link in with the fire alarm system so they won’t let you off on a floor with a possible fire.
if the elevator isn’t working, wait in the stairwell and call the fire department to let them know where you are. modern stairwells are also heavily reinforced- it might not be pleasant but modern building code usually requires fire-resistant stairwell doors in office and big residential buildings, also to help firefighters get in and out safely. older buildings’ stairwells may or may not be retrofitted with fire-resistant doors but a stairwell is generally the safest place to wait if you can’t get out.
what happened to your friend was horrible, and i’m very glad you were there to help her out, but you can absolutely use the elevator to evacuate if it’s not shut down. those don’t-use-the-elevator rules are for abled people.
This is GOOD TO KNOW. why do they not tell people this??
Okay, firefighter here. If you are not physically able to use the stairs, and the elevator is NOT compromised, use the elevator. But you MUST be ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that the elevator is NOT compromised before you get into it, because there is always the chance that once you get into it, you may not exit it. Power could go out. The elevator may actually BE compromised and you just couldn’t tell from where you were until you were in there, and it suddenly shuts down on you. Something else could happen.
Understand that once you enter the elevator, you could POTENTIALLY be taking your life into your hands there.
It is NOT LIKELY, to be perfectly honest. It’s only in a pretty catastrophic scenario - think the Twin Towers, USA, on September 11th - that the elevators will be compromised and out of service. But there is a NOT ZERO PERCENT CHANCE and you need to understand that and accept it.
As for leaving the elevators free for the firefighters, okay, here’s the deal. Unless your nearest fire station is literally right next door? Your first on scene fire truck is NOT likely to be there on scene and needing that elevator before you get to the ground. It takes us TIME to find the address, gear up, and drive to the building. Then we need to hoof it into where the elevators even ARE, so YOU HAVE TIME to use the elevator to get down to the ground floor... BUT ONLY IF THERE’S NOT A RUSH ON THE ELEVATOR! And THAT is WHY we don’t tell people this shit. That’s WHY we tell people to NEVER USE THE ELEVATOR... because every self-entitled asshole will use it because they don’t feel like walking, and then put YOU in danger by delaying the elevator’s arrival to you.
IF, however, the elevator IS compromised, or you just can’t get it to come for you, or whatever, and you either don’t have anyone with you who has the adrenaline fueled BALLS to be able to toss you over their shoulder and hoof it down the stairs with you - because, let’s face it, that is RARE AS FUCK, then HERE IS WHAT YOU DO:
You call 911 and tell the call taker that you are in the building that has a fire alarm going off, and you are not able to evacuate because of a physical disability, and you tell them what floor you are on, and EXACTLY what stairwell you are waiting at. And the very FIRST thing that the firefighters are going to do once they arrive, if it is, indeed, a REAL emergency, and not a false alarm, is come get your ass and bring you down. Whether that means carrying you down the stairs, or whether that means locking out the elevators so that no one else can override them and coming to get you themselves, they WILL come get you FIRST THING if it is a real event. And if it is a false alarm? You will probably be the first person who is not involved with the building to know, because the call-taker is going to stay on the line with you until you are under someone’s care and out of danger, or until the scene has been sorted out as real or false, and you are out of danger that way.
These are pretty standard operations in the fire service throughout the United States. There may be some minor variations based on specific municipalities, but, for the most part, this is pretty typical: LIFE BEFORE PROPERTY. So, as long as SOMEONE knows where you are - hence why you call 911 - Firefighters will come get you. You are NOT alone, and you have NOT been abandoned. I PROMISE. It’s like, our whole reason for doing the shit we do: to save lives and to break shit. Sometimes, we get lucky enough to do both at the same time.
High rise fires suck ass, and I always hated them. But the very FIRST thing I asked anytime we got one was if we had “any entrapments” - which is what we call anyone who could not self-evacuate for ANY reason. We ain’t leaving you behind. And yes, your friend who doesn’t have the stamina to carry you down can stay with you, too. Because I would never ask that of someone, honestly.
Also, just a little FYI... MOST fire alarms are false alarms. Not to make anyone complacent or anything, but, yeah. Most of them are either system malfunctions, someone accidentally hit a pull station, or someone burned popcorn in a break room. So don’t let a fire alarm freak you out until you need it to - by smelling or seeing smoke or flames.
i have had multiple nightmares about this very thing because NOBODY BOTHERS TO ACTUALLY TELL WHEELCHAIR USERS THIS STUFF
I am loving these additions!
If you're disabled, this is worth the time and focusing energy to read through!!!
Short version:
If disabled and the fire alarm is just happened, you're allowed to take the elevators down but there's a small possibility you could get stuck if the elevators are compromised.
If you can't use the elevators or don't want that risk, go to the stairwell which is reinforced against fire, close the doors, and call 911 to let them know you are in that particular stairwell and can't get down.
Fire will strongly prioritize finding and rescuing people who might be still in the building during any actual structure fire. This is a major component of their job.
Fire people won't arrive in the course of one elevator run and actually half the deal with "don't use elevators" is supposed to be "leave it for people who need it in the emergency" which is both fire AND disabled people.
a fire is my worst nightmare as a disabled person, thank you to everyone who helped put this post together
reblogging to spread this info :)
things my friends hav said
C: "Who are you?"
Z: "Im spiderman :)"
C: "No you're not you're a cat"
Z: "No im spiderman"
C: "No you're a bug"
Z: "No I'm a cat"
Z: "But now im spiderman"
My best interaction ever i love humans
does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw
We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.
night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you
Made a painting of all of us “Holding Hands” <3
Just taught my cousin the mental science behind LGBTQIA community how it's not a choice he is not homophobic or transphobic anymore
another win for the community
yayyy! XD
currently trying to do the same w/ my friend, he's really sweet but it's kinda how he was raised... idrk what to do abt it :(
aaa hello!! May i request a few poppy playtime characters (dogday, catnap, kissy missy, doey, poppy, mommy long legs, harley sawyer) x teen!reader (platonic of course!) who has a childish personality but a mature mindset? one minute the reader is goofing around, being extremely chaotic and hyper and bouncing around like a child on a sugar rush but when it comes to serious situations? The reader analyzes one's perspective, being able to detect whos in the wrong and whos right. Reader is rational, critical thinking and emotionally intelligent, often great at offering guidance on how to keep a relationship in good shapes. I hope this isnt too much and i hope what i said makes sense! Thank you so much for listening, have an amazing day whereever you are!! Never forget that you matter and you are loved 🫶!!
First request yippee!! Ofc anon! it'll be my pleasure :3
PPT CHARACTERS X PLATONIC MIXEDFEELINGS!TEEN!READER
(I didn't add catnap because he is not on the list of who I write for, sorry!)
🌞Dogday-
-this is can be either pre hour of joy and maybe you were a orphan or post hour of joy and you were a stupid teen that waltz into the factory who decided to save him
-either way, at first you caught him a bit at first
-one moment you were running up around and acting up, similar to the kids in playcare would at times, this next you were sat on one of the beaches asking him questions, calmly yet curiously, your legs still kicking in the seat
-Things like ' are you okay ' and ' its okay to feel like this ', so gently.. Then you started to give very insightful advice?
-yeah you weren't just a regular teenager that's for sure
-but he still appreciates someone so smart yet lively around, makes him feel new again
-favorite thing to do is chasing you around and then resting besides you after, silent or not
-he reassures you don't need to be someone to give advice and be the bearer of any load most of the time, you're just a kid, sometimes he just appreciates the quiet you give
-sometimes he tries to give YOU comfort and advice, he was human once and he still know how it feels to feel! Yet the quality verys on the advice (its hard to get feelings when you've been forced to try to forget them for years), he's a lot better in the comfort aspec, he is good at giving advice on how to stay alive at playcare!
🎫mommy long legs-
-ohho! You're fun she likes you!
-what a rowdy little thing, if you're under the age of 18 she automatically just sees you as a kid, a older kid but still a kid
-she will try to stretch out the games in the game station for more makes the games longerrr, it's been so long since she had a new playmate!
-when you're mature it...annoys her, why are you acting like a disgusting harmful adult? Go back to being silly! Now! You're not one of them!
-if you try to give her advice or any wisdom she will hush you, telling you that you shouldn't talk back to your mother, getting slowly more irritated the more you try
-try all you may, but you trying to actually talk to her will only make her upset and confused, she likes you better when you're just a silly goofy kid
🎩doey the doughman-
-doey likes you! Especially Matthew, having someone similar around his age is nice after being surrounded by younger kids for the past 15ish years of his life, don't get him wrong, he adores these kids! But its still refreshing
-Jack will find you funny! You're weird but in the cool way, he'll want to goof off with you sometimes, Matthew may worry a bit if you're being a good influence but brushes off the thought because he'll trust you enough to be one
-it takes the longest for Kevin to come around, duh, but once he does, he'll be similar to jack where he'll find you weird in a cool way, if you're being a chaotic pain in his neck he'll get annoyed, but he enjoys watching you annoy others and may join along
-eventually he'll trust you enough to go to you for advice or support, and actually takes it, or at least Matthew does, the other too don't really know how
-he'll definitely be kinda protective of you, your chaotic nature isn't the safest thing in this factory, so he keeps a eye out
-overall, you're basically a sibling to him! And hes glad to have you
👁the doctor-
-you are...very fascinating to him
-it baffled him that the first time he saw you that instead of being exhausted from everything, you were boncing off the walls and throwing pebbles at his screen
-he decided to test your limits, throw more at you then he usually would, he's curious what it'll take for you to snap under pressure
-he's even more baffled when he catches you being very insightful, your switch ups amuse him, he wants to dissect your little brain like a frogs, see what's going on in there
-you trying to actually do something like give him advice or question his morals will get a laugh out of him, you think you're so smart, and you are, but you're still a child in this hell, and he controls almost everything
-he does like to question you, nothing personal, just to know more about his subject
-best not to try to get close to him, at the end of the day all you're only a hyperactive rat in a trap to him
💕kissy missy-
-she'll be shy around you at first, and would get easily overwhelmed by your chaotic nature, she needs some time to warm up to you, but would still try to look out for you
-after learning that you are surprisingly mature, she slowly steps out of her comfort zone to try and learn more about you, just to pick up little things, you weren't just a loud teenager afterall..
-it really touches her whenever you talk to her and say you're there for her, she really appreciates it, and begins to be more comfortable around you, even following behind you at times
-she can't do much in terms of saying shes there for you, but if she sees a toy coming at you from behind? She'll swoop you up from the collar, if you seem like you need a hug? She'll give you one, or will just be there for you, you don't need to go though everything yourself
-sometimes she brings (none experiment) toys like blocks or plush dolls to you, maybe also crayons or markers to see if you want to draw together
-overall, A very good friend to have, see a very sweet gal with a heart of gold <3 Just a little skittish at first
🌹poppy-
-she gets tired of you sometimes, its nice knowing you have a lot of energy and smarts, but its exhausting making sure you don't accidentally die with how reckless you could be
-she fears if she looks away too long, you'll already be somewhere completely different, and that has happened before
-sometimes she likes to have a actual chat, if you spill some of your wisdom she stays quiet so you can talk, and keeps in it mind
-sometimes you catch her off guard with your words, but appreciates it, you actually stop her from spiraling a few times
-it amazes her that you can still forgive her after all she's done, and help her try to fix everything, you've talked her out of a lot of things, and she's thankful for your presence
-Poppy needs a shoulder to cry on sometimes, the poor girl has taken a lot, and it'll all become too much at some point, you being there helps
-she'll look up to you in some degree, at least when you're not acting like a total fool, you're like the older sibling she wished she had
-feels awful about ditching you a few times, guilt hangs heavy over her head constantly about so many things
-if you open up about your life, she will be sure to try to comfort you back, and sure she wouldn't really know what to say, she wants you to know she's there for you
🌼🕸🌼
i hope you enjoyed!
these are awesome now I wanna write a fanfic based off this if that's ok :3
I hav recently realized that two other wisdom teeth are coming in.
Im on like... my eighth?
