All About Donchevel

Things I find interesting enough to post

[donchevel]

If you’re reading this take 10 seconds and just.... Breathe.... Just breathe...

[bonnaroo2017]

Who wants Bonnaroo survival tips?

See you in the farm

[donchevel]

Mood all 2018

[donchevel]

Mood all 2018

[donchevel]

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[ewaneneollav]

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

[inc4rn4t]

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

[petitescarlette]

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

[crearuru]

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

[adrithegreat]

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

[ginandmisadventures]

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

[skeletonwheel-deactivated201910]

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

[phoenixflorid]

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

[lordsherlokimort]

So much to post so much to see so much John Cena on my live feed

[odditycollector]

very meme, such impress. how u learn these knows. so amaze. wow.

[autisticvimes-deactivated201612]

HEY NOW

[nickyofthestars]

YOU’RE A MEME STAR

Get the rarest. PEPE!

[one-in-lemillion]

HEY NOW

HERE COME DAT BOI

O shit. Waddup.

[riddle-me-bitch]

And that dress was white and gooold

[ericvilas]

Everybody craves those mineralllllls.

[letteredlettered]

[bakabun-deactivated20230829]

this is it. this is the best post on this hell site.

[leafyllamaclown-blog]

-instrumental whistles in spanish-

[think4yaself]

[emorenita-deactivated20150420]

why aren’t these being reblogged more often? i rather see these than “keys in hand”

[havocados-deactivated20131105]

Fatality

[gainingconfidencexo-deactivated]

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

[musicalpandas]

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

[mr-spiritual]

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

[trustisforfools-blog]

reblogging again for that^

[mayra-quijotesca-deactivated201]

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

[pizzoner]

yes

[urlocalmomdad]

nice

[freshprincesubs]

“You know how much going to the School of Performing Arts means to me and how much that commercial would help.”

[ready4better-deactivated2024061]

Ashley was always an inspiration

[onlyblackgirl]

narrow minded maleness.

[56blogscrazy]

Some people just weren’t raised right respect to zendaya

[jahmyaa]

I love how she handled that. Like some celebrities have some disrespectful clap backs. Zendaya’s was tasteful.

[marqweabyss]

I feel the “tasteful clapbacks” are the ones people absolutely can’t come back from. Lol

[fvckniko-deactivated20151025]

She is the future.

[donchevel]

Does anyone else get bad anxiety when the cashier hands you your money back and you're trying to force your money on your wallet because the person behind you starts putting there items on the register

[donchevel]

me @ myself: you're so gay lmao

me @ myself: stop bi erasure.

[alreadydolan-blog]

this is not just for 16 year olds its for all fan girls‪ ♡‬‪

[dolanzodiac-blog]

Eveybody needs to reblog this. This is so tru. ✋

[graysonisabear]

👏

[thepersonalquotes]

[shorts-muchacho-papi]

When you’ve been suspicious all night and then he makes a MeanGirls reference.

[shejla24]

[donchevel]

Everyone please do me a favor and go follow this awesome blog