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Cartoon: State of the Union

Written by: Paul LanderArtist: Dan McConnell

Written by: Paul LanderArtist: Dan McConnell

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Koga the Gorilla Takes a Break

Koga, a 24-year-old male gorilla, escaped from his cage at the Buffalo zoo and was captured in the staff lounge.Associated Press“Stupid humans get lounge why no lounge for Koga?” Cold cold cold col…

A great one from Con Chapman

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Never Marry an Artist

Do you like having at least a speck of uncovered top space in your house? Then don’t say “I do” standing next to an artist. My wife, Carolyn, has her own entire studio under our h…

Do you like having at least a speck of uncovered top space in your house? Then don’t say “I do” standing next to an artist. My wife, Carolyn, has her own entire studio under our h…

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My Spidey senses are tingling…

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One-Woman Campaign to Ban F-Bomb Goes Nuclear

BOSTON. Inge Helvig is a statuesque blond and a former fashion model, but inside her striking exterior she has the crusading temperament of a Carrie Nation. “I want my daughters to grow up in bet…

BOSTON.  Inge Helvig is a statuesque blond and a former fashion model, but inside her striking exterior she has the crusading temperament of a Carrie Nation.  “I want my daughters to grow up in bet…

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Cartoon: Hey, Turtle Boy, did you hear I called you a ‘disloyal sleaze bag?’ What do you have to say that?

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Ill-Timed Remark Puts Proctologists on Boston’s Bad Side

BOSTON. This city has four large-scale convention halls and is home to a number of world-class teaching hospitals, so it is no surprise that Boston and Cambridge, its neighbor across the Charles R…

BOSTON.  This city has four large-scale convention halls and is home to a number of world-class teaching hospitals, so it is no surprise that Boston and Cambridge, its neighbor across the Charles R…

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Hasbro Introduces CHUTES AND LADDERS: POST-ROE EDITION

Navigating life in a Post-Roe world will soon become a lot more enjoyable for young ladies. Hasbro has revised its beloved Chutes and Ladders board game and will begin selling a girls-only version…

Navigating life in a Post-Roe world will soon become a lot more enjoyable for young ladies.  Hasbro has revised its beloved Chutes and Ladders board game and will begin selling a girls-only version…

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Some time ago, many years ago actually, I crossed paths with Donna Cavanagh on Twitter. We were both part of the Twittersphere for blogging, humor, and related subject matter. We say “content” now …

Some time ago, many years ago actually, I crossed paths with Donna Cavanagh on Twitter. We were both part of the Twittersphere for blogging, humor, and related subject matter. We say “content” now …

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The lighter you don’t NEED but the lighter you WANT…

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Cartoon: Isssss, proud to announce Admiral Makarov to join Moskva as newest great Russian submarine.

Written by: Paul LanderArtist: Dan McConnell

Written by: Paul LanderArtist: Dan McConnell

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You ARE what you eat…

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CDC Implicates Tibetan Brain Flea in Cognitive Decline of Republican Leadership

For the past several years neuroscientists around the country have puzzled over the precipitous decline in intellectual functioning and moral reasoning that has characterized prominent Republican p…

For the past several years neuroscientists around the country have puzzled over the precipitous decline in intellectual functioning and moral reasoning that has characterized prominent Republican p…

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Cartoon: Noooo, Trump didn’t mean my husband was ‘Mentally ill,’ just that he was in an alternate state of sanity.

Written by: Paul LanderArtist: Dan McConnell

Written by: Paul LanderArtist: Dan McConnell

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A windy April Saturday. There’s just me and two cats, Rocco and Okie, three sullen males grunting their way through the day–as usual–while the wife’s out shopping for essential items. Milk, bread,…

A windy April Saturday. There’s just me and two cats, Rocco and Okie, three sullen males grunting their way through the day–as usual–while the wife’s out shopping for essential items.  Milk, bread,…

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OK, restaurant, I can do this but I’m telling Yelp…

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My Courageous Struggle With Preauricular Sinus

For me, the weekends are the hardest. Not because I’m lonely, like Charlie Rich, who sang that he made it all right from Monday morning to Friday night, but oh–those lonely weekends.Charlie Rich o…

For me, the weekends are the hardest.  Not because I’m lonely, like Charlie Rich, who sang that he made it all right from Monday morning to Friday night, but oh–those lonely weekends.Charlie Rich o…