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[donoharm-btns]

In today's episode of we might be ADHD... The phone died so the cupcakes burned

[roseusnoctua-deactivated2022021]

Sometimes it's just you and your oversized sweatshirt against the world

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wooteena]

are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane

[offishly]

Imagine an empty storefront. Some business that closed years ago. The building stands empty, unused for literal months. And then boom. Fall comes around and there’s a Spirit Halloween. There’s no escape.

[wooteena]

what the fuck 😁

[enderenby404]

Yeah this is a thing

[krystal-prisms]

Are you serious

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yes and they are divine gifts of beauty and cheap plastic lawn decorations.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

… I honestly assumed that the existence of Halloween stores was just a running joke in American TV shows.

[what-even-is-thiss]

No they’re very real

[onepersonfriendgroup]

Can confirm this phenomenon also occurs in Canada

[fan-enby-anonymous]

It’s fun

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh, it’s a blast.

[moonybyte]

Wait, so during non-halloween they are just empty? Like, they don’t switch between seasonal decorations (like christmas, easter, etc), they just…close and wait for next year???

[strawberrydragon]

Yeah, it’s not a permanent store. A company will rent an empty building for the 2-3 months before halloween, sell halloween stuff, and then clean everything up and disappear until the following year. And they’ll usually set up in different buildings from year to year. They just find any good-sized empty store space that will give them a cheap, short-term lease.

It’s so temporary that the halloween stores don’t even have a real sign, they just hang up a banner outside:

[wheeled-jack]

So you’re telling me that every year for a month or two the Spirit of Halloween possesses a dead building then disappears?

[velvety-vixen]

that is exactly what we’re telling you

[saltyfortunes]

what even is america

[goth-aunt]

I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997

[jayalaw]

@kingofthewilderwest

[lastoneout]

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The concubine after reading this:

[moon-rise]

This is my new breakup format

[dancinbutterfly]

Fuck him and his harem. I hope Nisaba made you #1 wife, baby

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

screaaaming me

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

“pick up your flax shawls and sandals or else I will donate them to the temple of the moon god” idk why but this bit in particular is SENDING me humans have literally always been the same

[niiv]

SCREAMING

[surqrised]

“My whole life I’ve been telling myself, ‘don’t be afraid’. And it is only now that I’m realizing how stupid that is. Don’t be afraid. Like saying, ‘don’t move out of the way when someone tries to punch you’ or ‘don’t flinch at the heat of fire’ or ‘don’t blink’. Don’t be human. I’m afraid and you’re afraid and we’re all always going to be afraid, because that’s the point. What I should be telling myself is ‘be afraid, but do it anyway’. Live anyway.”

— Unknown

[donoharm-btns]

What's worth doing even if you fail? - Brené Brown

[donoharm-btns]

I forgot that we were replacing windows and thus furniture was not in it's/their normal homes...which resulted in my confidently colliding with a chair when walking to the fridge in the dark.

[superpagangirl]

as long as one mutual likes the post it isn’t a waste

[sar-per]

[donoharm-btns]

Never let anyone tell you that you're not as funny as you think you are....you are that funny

[feminineduck-deactivated2022051]

[random-chaos-thoughts]

And he looks

Fabulous

[lady-lotus-kat-deactivated20230]

The man has the legs for it honestly

[licka4skin]

WORK IT KING!!!

[baby-prince-oppa]

[underfell-crystal]

we stan a legend

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

reblogging for the last part (and also he DOES have the legs for it)

[saintzoya]

[kazs-inej]

The Crows + Buzzfeed Unsolved

[donoharm-btns]

Mental health hack...super scary, but I just asked my friend if he likes receiving my random/nonsense texts. Told him it was totally fine to say no, but it would really help to know one way or another. He said yes 💯! So now I know and feel 1000% better. Maybe I can just ask and not assume I'm always annoying...maybe people do actually like me and my brain is just a bully.

[donoharm-btns]

Why are slytherins all seen as having like, silver/white blond hair? My hair is dark. Wicked dark. It's dark as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate. Is there honestly anything more on brand for a slytherin?

[donoharm-btns]

Being and adult is just unfettered access to the scissors. Hair too long? Scissors. Shirt collar too tight? Scissors. Jerk won't leave you alone? Well, you get the drift...