Do not Bite the sun

[trynsave]

[trashboatdax]

This was undoubtedly the best one.

[incorrect-got-quotes]

(A follow up/side piece to this quote; Myrcella is back in King’s Landing, at a family dinner)

Tommen: So, how are things with you and Arya?

Myrcella: They’re great.

Jaime: That’s good!

Myrcella: Except…

(Everyone’s ears perk up)

Cersei, who has been waiting for any excuse to tell her daughter to break up with Arya: Except what?

Myrcella: Well…every night she wakes up at about 3 AM…

Tyrion: *leaning forward* Yes?

Myrcella: And…

Joffrey, for once interested in his sister’s life: And fucking what?

Gendry: *internally laughing because he knows what she’s gonna say*

Myrcella: And she fucking goes off about some weird fucking observation she made about the world like why our noses run while her feet smell and shit like that, like what the fuck, why is that what I have to be woken up to at 3 AM?

(Silence)

Joffrey, disappointed with how the story turned out: Man, fuck Arya Stark.

Myrcella: I mean that happens sometimes too.

Robert and Tyrion: *burst out laughing*

Tommen and Jaime: *blush violently*

Joffrey: *groans in disgust*

Gendry: *sighs in defeat*

Cersei: *nopes the fuck out of there*

Tywin: Well at least you picked a good one to fuck.

[stephencolbertly]

Amber Ruffin Apologizes to Seth like a Sexual Harasser

[live-on-laughs]

I thought she was apologizing like Trump

[gecsplaining]

Same thing

[fuckyeahregencycameltoe]

OMG WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

[tearsofthemushroom]

I CAN EXPLAIN THIS so basically there’s this type of bonnet called a ‘poke bonnet’ and they look like this:

and in the regency there was this trend of the front part getting longer and longer until you couldn’t really see the wearer’s face… and people have been mean for all history and love to really deride and rip into the fashion trends of young women, so satirical cartoons like the one above popped up that were basically trying to say ‘hurr dburr stupid poke bonnets soon we won’t even be able to talk to women unless we stick our damn FACES INSIDE THEIR HATS!’

and yeah so that’s why we have a drawing of what looks like women sucking men’s heads off floating around tumblr

[a-box-of-cats]

let’s bring back poke bonnets so ppl will have to leave me alone

[aphony-cree]

I think the most compelling part of this comic is the two women in the background who are having a conversation without their bonnets even touching but all the men feel they have the right to invade the women’s spaces as much as possible 

[in-winchester-we-trust]

i know right? the woman in pink is clearly not having a good time

[feynites]

Satirical Regency Artist: Women, if these hats get any bigger, it’s going to be very difficult for men to mash our faces right up against yours!

Regency Hatter: *maintains eye-contact as she sews a massive goddamn brim onto a new hat* Imagine that.

[thenatsdorf]

“Mmmuah!” [note: turn on sound]

[destinyrush]

I just wanna talk to whoever thought this was a good idea

[the-hermit-in-her-cave]

This is probably even more shady than it seems. They raise the rates and then less people go. Low attendance numbers leads to that park getting less attention and less money. This discourages new parks and devalues current parks. Then the government can be like “lol people don’t care about nature let’s drill” Parks and libraries should be free places for people to enrich themselves, but smart sheep aren’t worth anything 🐑

[ophidiae]

^^^This. It’s why they’re also slashing park funding. According to the linked article, the current budget proposal includes:

Cutting base operating funding by $132 million, affecting at least 90 percent of parks. This includes cuts to law enforcement, health and safety, natural and cultural resource projects, and volunteer and youth programs.

Cutting 1,242 staff positions.

A 37 percent cut to the Historic Preservation Fund.

A drastic cut to federal Land and Water Conservation Fund, which helps parks purchase private lands within park boundaries from willing sellers that would otherwise be vulnerable to inappropriate commercial or residential development.

Elimination of the National Heritage Area program, which preserves large historic landscapes managed through innovative partnerships.

Combined with the drastic rate hike, it’s hard to see this as anything other than a ploy to force park closures. 

[missvisibleninja]

This proposal is currently open for public comments and will be open until November 23.

Click here to write a comment

Comments can be written by anyone. You don’t have to live in America.

Please write a comment saying how much you love the parks or a certain park or why you think this is a bad idea. If you don’t live in America write something about how you travel here to see the parks or how you wish that your country had a park service like America (the American government loves having its ego stroked)

Public comments are the only thing the park service is going to see. They aren’t going to see how many notes this post gets, they’re going to look at that comments page to see how many people they would tick off it they did this. So please, reblog this post but go comment, it’s the only way to let the parks service know how you feel.

[finnglas]

PLEASE do this ^^^

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

PLEASE go comment!!!

[maguskuro]

AS A PARK RANGER WHOSE PARK WOULD BE AFFECTED BY THIS, I AM BEGGING YOU ALL TO GO COMMENT. WE ARE ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIED AT WHAT HAS BEEN PROPOSED. THIS IS ALL FROM THE HIGHEST LEVELS IN WASHINGTON. WE DO NOT WANT THIS OR THINK THIS WILL HELP WITH OUR MAINTENANCE BACK LOG.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE GO MAKE A COMMENT. YOU MUST USE THE FORM. ANYTHING ELSE WILL NOT COUNT. PLEASE!

[lithefider]

I don’t usually reblog this kinda stuff but this shit has to stop and people gotta know about this.

[lafeenoa]

This never fails to make me laugh

[sixpenceee]

Metalosis Maligna is a fake disease invented by award-winning Dutch filmmaker Floris Kaayk.

According to the mockumentary, Metalosis Maligna occurs when a metal implant has a bad interaction with human body tissues, causing the metal to grow tendrils that eventually puncture the skin from within and destroy it.

I was skimming through the video at first not knowing it was a mockumentary and landed on the part of the man in bed. I nearly died. 

WATCH VIDEO

[k4le]

RIP vine here’s my compilation video for posterity

[um-vvhat]

i cannot BELIEVE Bibleman was in this

[drewler12-deactivated20170114]

^^^same

[mister-march-hare-deactivated20]

this was recommended for me today and is literally one of the best things i have seen in my entire life. he is so efficient and has so much passion, i love him

[askgraphiteknight]

Dude’s a beast.

[zooophagous]

This guy is really fuckin’ good at husking coconuts holy shit

[friendlyfrankenstein]

this was so joyful and tough at the same time I kinda exected him to open the coconut by yelling so joyfully it just splits open

[rubberducks-rubberboots]

I love his flower omg

[icantsumupmyfandomsinonenamee]

I seriously couldn’t stop smiling you have to watch this video it is important

[breelandwalker]

This single-handedly cured today’s depressive episode.

[scarletjedi]

i have no love for coconuts (sorry) but this dude is awesome

[shiropoint]

This is mesmerizing to watch.

[fuu-dog-treats]

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

[ask-ickle-mod]

[thatsthat24]

Holy………..shmokes…….

[mozzarella-shenanigans]

Oh?? My god??

[arooooo-deactivated20160323]

did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground and for a few seconds youre like ok whats the joke and then he just squats down to the grass and and jams his fist into the ground and pulls a mole up

i think about it so much

[arooooo-deactivated20160323]

@ladyepicenter

[yourpal-titliquid]

how the fuck

[pettyartist]

T H E    M O L E    D I V I N E R

[ellyvator]

A moment interrupted

[kinoshitakun]

Welcome to SU fandom~

[lesbianfroakie]

I don’t know if anyone has pointed this out before but 👐👐👐👐👐

Edit: Wow I didn’t think this would get so popular?? Thats really cool. 👉👉

[barn-family]

(insp) The four levels of otp

[pollybernits]