im not here

[c3rvida3]

My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

[itsbasil]

[lovesick-joey]

supportive colleagues

[carolsturka]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[asmogorna]

blackeyama brothers

[superhighschoolleveldespair]

insane 67-dollar phone at target

so im at target right now doing christmas shopping with my dad and?? there’s just this… 67 dollar phone? not even like 69.99 or something but 67?? nnone of the other phones are like this??

see you guys in ten years when EVERYTHING is 67 i guess LMAO

[superhighschoolleveldespair]

…

………..

[smokinghorse]

just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.

[stratfender]

op’s tags are so fucking important to me

[enjoylentgreen]

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[boileddemon69]

Fucking queers

[boileddemon69]

Birthday

[technovillain]

i come from the universe where everything is the same except disney heroines get like an ounce of their fathers' obviously dominant genes and their clothes are like 80% more historically accurate. it's beautiful here.

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[targetedknowledge]

[ammnontet]

my nothing

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[alyoshaeatsyodeductions]

Things I hate in Sherlock Holmes adaptations

Third sibling OCs

Sherlock being conventionally attractive and not even slightly balding

Watson being smh ugly

Watson being an idiot

Mycroft and Sherlock hating each other

Mycroft not being smarter than Sherlock

Mycroft being skinny

Irene Adler being Sherlock's love interest

Irene's fiance getting erased from existence

Moriarty being obsessed with Sherlock

Moriarty considering Sherlock equal to himself

Sherlock being straight

Mary getting erased from existence or completely mischaracterized

Moriarty being written as just "an evil guy" and the writers not giving a shit about his actual personality

Watson hating Sherlock smh??

[syrenki]

possible career paths for me:

1. matching pearls in pairs for earrings

2. msn butterfly

that's it probably

[frothfloaters]

first post on tumblr hi :3

[ramglambitch]

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