this is YOUR sign (yes you) to make a self indulgent crossover wattpad fanfic with your ocs and one or more of your f/os. it does not have to be good. make it shitty. who cares.
possible cws/tws & just other stuff: slight homphobia/transphobia mentions (nothing srs or angsty), mentioned/referenced freakshit, ooc stuff 🙁💔, giving u situationship realness!, perchance a little angst
characters here!!: micheal kaiser, eita otoya, argalia, OTTO APOCALYPSE MY LOVE
Micheal Kaiser!! 👎
our meet ugly was the most hideous thing in existence 😭🙏
basically: we nearly got into a fist fight over the last penne pesto (yumyum) at starbucks, and proceeded to both get kicked out of the place and somehow we exchanged numbers, and the rest was history
worst situationship ever. neither of us are normal about it in the slightest. either we're acting like a married couple on our honeymoon or we're pretending the other doesn't exist (or sometimes trying to make the other stop existing)
after being official it gets mildly better but we're still at each other's throats most of the time 😭
contact names r "mish (block asap)" (me4him) and "meine lästige fee 🌹" (him4me, tl: my annoying fairy)
we're lowkey kinda whipped for eachother in the least subtle way possible and EVERYONE but us can tell. im always covered in his merch and i VEHEMENTLY deny the fact that i wear it of my own free will. he fuels my shopping AND matcha/oatmeal addictions 'reluctantly' and 'only when i beg him until his eardrums pop' and gets highkey defensive if you ask him why my matcha flavored/oatmeal snack stash is always stocked even when i forget it exists
i am unfortunately a victim of the malewife phenomenon.
Eita Otoya 🥷🐢
BOOOO ANOTHER SITUATIONSHIP!!! but honestly its more like fwb with a side of barely concealed (lie) romance
unfortunately we are both freaky perverts with commitment issues :'( also while otoyas not transphobic hes definitely got a little internalized homophobia..
"no homo, right, man?" "dude we're on a date what the fuck do you mean 'no homo'?" <- real convo between us promise
our relationship really is just a chill fwb situation at the start, but time unfortunately passed and we started to get s bit toooo sttached
blah blah! ^ as time went on otoya began to sleep with/date girls that looked/sounded like me instead of just any pretty girl, snd then it escalated to him just Stopping Doing That
i fell first but he fell harder I SWEEEEAAAAARRR. its obvious to EVERYONE but us that we have feelings for eachother. "do you think him and i look gay" "you guys make out and smoke weed at the back of a kfc every week what do you THINK." "so no?" "please kill yourself"
he kinda abuses the fact hes dating a trans dude so he can say fag/j
meet ugly part 2 all i can say is kfc parking lot and weed were involved. make up ur own theory on it
contact names - "rizzler of my gyatt" (me4him)(alnst refernce shhd) "bro 😩😫" (him4me)
Argalia⁉️
oh boy where do i even begin with this one. fights to the death or sex? no fights to the death ARE sex
insane situationship part 3 but we never actually get together 🙏 HALLELUJAH!!! cuz he goes to the library and dies before we do.
lowk a bit tragic. we were actually close friends before he went insane and i stayed somewhat by his side even after (maintained distance tho bc i had a feeling he would die soon enough in the state he was in HSJFBD)
he offered to let me join the reverb ensemble and share the conductor role bc he still 'had lingering affection' for me but i refused bc im not stupid 🙏
we mostly (90% of the time) showed affection thru subtle actions (linking fingers (NOT HOLDING HANDS thats too much for us), staring eerily into eachothers eyes while the wind blows past us, etc etc) however he did take care of my hair for me while he was alive even until the events of impuritas!!
^ i specifically asked him to meet me in a district where video recordings aren't taboo.. i recorded the whole last time he washed my hair for me and took note of all the products snd techniques he used too
^^ i SWEAR on my salary that i only recorded it for the purpose of taking care of my hair (thats a lie).
housewife and her (his) husband who died in the war. i look wistfully at clouds and anything that reminds me of argalia unfortunately.
lowkey.. right person wrong place wrong time wrong universe..... in a better world we would have probably started dating (fuck the pianist snd fuck the city)
no contact names! we only interact when we encounter eachother on contracts/wandering the city (but it does seem to happen pretty often hmmm i wonder (argalia lowkey stalked me quite a bit)) and only send for eachother with rushed letters that are sealed with lipstick covered kisses!
^ we memorized how each others lips look with that method. no we aren't gay wdym
his book mentions the white web (my yumesona/self inserts color title!!) very fondly hmmm oh wwow they must have been great friends!
meet cute for once!! met on a contract and somehow hit it off, and then encountered eachother at a cafe again
don quixote writes fanfics about us and sometimes adds vergilius.
The White Web/The Red Gaze, The White Web/The Blue Reverberation (Mentioned), Major Character Death, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Angst With A Happy Ending, Past The White Web/The Blue Reverberation <- tag excerpt from one of don quixote's fanfics!
Otto Apocalypse 🤡
oh boy where do i even begin no2
this is my most angsty yumeship yet, but its actually mostly relegated to staying in a collaborative au project
also another situationship but MUCH more stressful. for me.
^ (in my heart) his obsession with kallen is a case of platonic love mistaken for romantic(kinda), while his care for me is a case of romantic love mistaken for platonic love :( so kind of unrequited?
I spent most of my time with him as kind of a bodyguard!!! s rank valkyrie moment. i also assisted him in some of his experiments at some point (not the child ones 😭). i was involved in theresas creation!!
gramps x gramgram (both are men)
before he got his false god form, i became the herrscher of binding for a bit (iirc he used binding's core for it?)
^ the reason why binding's core was used specifically was partially because he wanted to relieve me of the pain of being a herrscher <3 im a very touchy and affectionate person so being HoB would be torture for me
he personally designed all of my battlesuits!! and instead of having the logo of schicksal on them somewhere, i have the crest of house apocalypse instead
yknow how he talks to himself while walking to the imaginary tree and 'talks' to theresa? he 'talks' to himself about me too ❤️❤️❤️ yes he only FULLY realizes his feelings when hes about to fucking die
i once complained to him that i wanted a husband, and he offered to marry me legally and OBVUOSUD6DJSLKSYYYY i accepted
^ it was mostly for legal reasons (and so i had stuff when he died, cuz i was basically just kinda existing before becoming a valkryiefnnfjf), but part of him also really did wanna marry me
theresa does indeed acknowledge me as her grandma/other grandpa!!
in another life/the one that got away ass yumeship. death penalty.
fun fact otto is my oldest f/o (as in ive been yumeshipping w/ him the longest)
• In an alternative universe your f/o is selfshiping with you<3 yeah you! They weep and cry and think it's so unfair that you are a fictional character in their universe and would die to just get a glimpse of you in all of your glory!
• Btw you might not know it but they are writing a s/i x f/o fanficition right now and they can't help but have a stupid smile on their face while doing so. Literally one of the things that keeps them at peace is fantasizing about you and them cuddling each other to sleep.
• And if their respective universe has merch of you, you bet that they have spent at least a thousand dollars to get their hands on a plush version of yourself<3
There’s nothing wrong with wanting unconditional love from your f/o, there’s nothing wrong with being ‘the exception’ there’s nothing wrong with making ur self ship super lovey dovey- there is nothing wrong with making your f/o love you in the way you want to be loved!!!!! It’s your ship do whatever you want
self shipping angst is sooo funny. yeah this is my favorite character and romantic partner i love them with my entire heart. im going to make sure i almost die in front of them
I love you selfshippers with niche f/os. I love you selfshippers with f/os that make people go "why them, of all people?" I love you selfshippers with f/os that people do not understand. it's beautiful
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