Glory to Hanuman

I will not have it, oh!

[dont-ask-mbaku]

ŔƱĿƐS

I did not volunteer to take part in technology, but now that we are here... just remember these things.

▨ Do not come here with bigotry of any kind. I will not only block you, but feed you to my children.

▨ NSFW asks are allowed and I will use the citrus system to tag them. It would also be great if you add a "Warning: Lemon" or "Warning, nsfw" before asking. No BDSM beyond this list.

▨ This is mostly independent, but I will participate with other rp blogs if they interact.

▨ I'm single, and gender doesn't matter to me in terms of attraction. (I think you call this being pansexual) so... hit me up. if you want to. I hope that means what Shuri said it means.

[dont-ask-mbaku]

Omg you’re here 🥹

Yes I am here

[monarch-of-wakanda]

@buku-writes You asked?

[dont-ask-mbaku]

Indeed, by Hanuman what an uncute laugh.

[tchallasbabymama]

For the headcanon thing:

While T’Challa is in the Jabari mountains, he has some fun with M’Baku and three other men.

The citizens of Gorilla City had grown used to hearing salacious sounds echoing from the chief’s quarters, but this time, they were surprised to hear multiple voices. The loudest of which belonged to King T’Challa, who was currently sandwiched between M’Baku and his second in command.

“My king, you take me so well,” M’Baku hissed as he slid into T’Challa’s lubricated hole. “Will you let my companions here have a go next?”

M’Baku gestured to his oldest friends Femi and J’Kolu as they stood off to the side watching the threesome, and a smile spread across the king’s face at the promise of even more pleasure.

[passthemantle]

I should call him…

[tchallasbabymama]

😂 I’m sure he misses you too

[passthemantle]

He’s not answering the phone now. That’s okay, I’ll catch him eventually.

[dont-ask-mbaku]

Yeah well it's because I'm not glued to this technology.

What did you want to say?

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

Chadwick Boseman as T’Challa in Black Panther (2018)

[dont-ask-mbaku]

He is not cute. Not at all.

[jamesrhodey]

[11/?]

[jamesrhodey]

[5/?]

[jamesrhodey]

[4/?] (insp.)

[dont-ask-mbaku]

I like this format

[trailertrashgrog]

[source]

[dont-ask-mbaku]

I'd let you pin my legs down and eat me out until I'm a shaking mess

(WARNING: LEMON)

So... do it? *smirks at you*

(In my DMs, not on the dash. Make a side blog if you need to)

[dont-ask-mbaku]

Nice ass

(WARNING: ORANGE)

Why, Thank you...

[official-steve-rogers]

'Cause you've been left in the dust

Unless I ran on your right

You're a slow runner

I think your cholesterol be too much

[monarch-of-wakanda]

Everytime I’m sprinting forward,

You don’t make it easy, no

Wish I could slow down for you

Give me a reason to, oh

[official-loki-laufeyson]

Every time I'm jogging around

I can hear you calling me to "please slow down"

Fighting to match my speed but you fall down

Why you got to make me stop running now?

[dont-ask-mbaku]

I know you’re scared of your fitness goals

You don’t want to run alone

I know I always come and go

But it’s out of my control

[dont-ask-mbaku]

Yeah it’ll fit in my mouth or else I wouldn’t have asked 😏

WARNING: LEMON

I see,

But I would rather do this in the DMs. Better than not knowing who is going down on me.

[dont-ask-mbaku]

*waves* I don’t know if you remember me but I was the reason my cousin asked you for help. :]

You threw him into the Hanumandamned river, Prince. Don't talk.

[thereignofnjadaka-deactivated20]

Ok if I keep talking what are you gonna do? :)

[dont-ask-mbaku]

It’s a phrase, boy.

[thereignofnjadaka-deactivated20]

…. Am I a good boy?

[bowtoyourkingnjadaka]

…..why do you act like this?

[thereignofnjadaka-deactivated20]

Cause I’m cute.

[dont-ask-mbaku]

You are not. 

[thereignofnjadaka-deactivated20]

You tryna say I’m ugly????????

[dont-ask-mbaku]

Throwing (good) people off cliffs is ugly.

[dont-ask-mbaku]

*waves* I don’t know if you remember me but I was the reason my cousin asked you for help. :]

You threw him into the Hanumandamned river, Prince. Don't talk.

[thereignofnjadaka-deactivated20]

Ok if I keep talking what are you gonna do? :)

[dont-ask-mbaku]

It’s a phrase, boy.

[thereignofnjadaka-deactivated20]

…. Am I a good boy?

[bowtoyourkingnjadaka]

…..why do you act like this?

[thereignofnjadaka-deactivated20]

Cause I’m cute.

[dont-ask-mbaku]

You are not. 

[mwagneto]

Ok seriously we’re not appreciating M'Baku enough?? Boy challenged T'challa, lost, accepted it and left. Then like 3 days later the king washed up on his shore and he’s like “aye I could use this to become king but nah let’s save the guy until he gets better” so now he has an unconscious, barely-clinging-to-life king in his living room, but he does everything to save him. Then the servants of that king show up, offer him the throne and the Black Panther serum which would pretty much make him invincible, and what does he do? Does he go “Mhm ok niiice” and accept it, thus becoming rightful king? Nope! He shows them the dying T'challa, who they bring back to life with the serum and leave. They ask for his army, but he doesn’t want to risk his people, but in the end realises they should stick together so he barges into the battle like the fucking Icon™ he is ok I just love M'Baku let’s give him the appreciation he deserves

[thequeenofuselessinformation]

M'baku is the personification of honour imo. You won’t find a defeated warrior with pride and honour like his that easy. Respecting his rival, the needs of his people and Wakanda itself??? Putting all that over his ego???? Someone raised that man right yo.

[wombatking]

At the same time, we can’t forget T’Challa’s role in all this. He had M’Baku at his mercy, and could have easily killed him or gone out of his way to humiliate him. Instead he treated him as a fellow warrior with honor, and assured him that he respected his leadership of his tribe. That very much planted the seeds of M’Baku’s respect for him, and wound up serving as his own salvation.

It’s the rarest of unicorns - two competing alpha males whose masculinity isn’t toxic.

[monarch-of-wakanda]

@dont-ask-mbaku 💜

[dont-ask-mbaku]

🥶

[monarch-of-wakanda]

…. are you making fun of me?

[dont-ask-mbaku]

Let me breathe, King... I was trying to send you a heart.

Here is it

💙

[mwagneto]

Ok seriously we’re not appreciating M'Baku enough?? Boy challenged T'challa, lost, accepted it and left. Then like 3 days later the king washed up on his shore and he’s like “aye I could use this to become king but nah let’s save the guy until he gets better” so now he has an unconscious, barely-clinging-to-life king in his living room, but he does everything to save him. Then the servants of that king show up, offer him the throne and the Black Panther serum which would pretty much make him invincible, and what does he do? Does he go “Mhm ok niiice” and accept it, thus becoming rightful king? Nope! He shows them the dying T'challa, who they bring back to life with the serum and leave. They ask for his army, but he doesn’t want to risk his people, but in the end realises they should stick together so he barges into the battle like the fucking Icon™ he is ok I just love M'Baku let’s give him the appreciation he deserves

[thequeenofuselessinformation]

M'baku is the personification of honour imo. You won’t find a defeated warrior with pride and honour like his that easy. Respecting his rival, the needs of his people and Wakanda itself??? Putting all that over his ego???? Someone raised that man right yo.

[wombatking]

At the same time, we can’t forget T’Challa’s role in all this. He had M’Baku at his mercy, and could have easily killed him or gone out of his way to humiliate him. Instead he treated him as a fellow warrior with honor, and assured him that he respected his leadership of his tribe. That very much planted the seeds of M’Baku’s respect for him, and wound up serving as his own salvation.

It’s the rarest of unicorns - two competing alpha males whose masculinity isn’t toxic.

[monarch-of-wakanda]

@dont-ask-mbaku 💜

[dont-ask-mbaku]

🥶