Just Let Me Enjoy My Goddamn Game In Peace

Icon by cuteskitty. A Discourse™ free Damien-centric Dream Daddy sideblog. Asks: open🦇

[cassius-the-kitten]

which daddy is the most babygirl?

brian

robert

hugo

mat

craig

joseph

damien

dadsona

Voting ended onNov 13, 2023

[most-datable-datable-bracket]

ROUND 2 MATCH 23

Who's the most datable?

Muriel from The Arcana

Damien Bloodmarch from Dream Daddy

Voting ended onAug 2, 2023

Muriel propaganda:

"HE IS VERY CUTE AND GOOD

HE IS A TEXTBOOK GENTLE GIANT

NO REALLY HE IS SUCH A SWEETIE HE JUST CAN’T DO SOCIALIZATION

HIS FAMILIAR IS BIG OUPPY. SHE’S BIG FUCKING OUPPY!!!

CHICKENS LOVE HIM

ACTUALLY FUCK THAT. ALL ANIMALS LOVE HIM. HES LIKE IF SNOW WHITE WAS HUGE AND JACKED

HE LIKES TINY FLOWERS

HE WHITTLES TINY WOODEN CREATURES TO DECORATE HIS HOUSE AND GIVE TO HIS FRIENDS

HE’S LITERALLY JUST THE PERFECT MAN LIKE WHAT THE FUCK LOOK AT HIM???"

Damien propaganda:

“another man named Damien I think I have a type /j

reasons I like Damien Bloodmarch:

1. look at him he is so cool looking

2. he's TRANS ‼️‼️ we r t4t real

3. Victorian era special interest

4. he works at a pet shelter I think I can't remember

he is so so silly i haven't played ddadds in like a year so I don't have much to rant about :( but I love him a lot”

[most-datable-datable-bracket]

ROUND 1 MATCH 45

Who's the most datable?

Maru from Stardew Valley?

Damien Bloodmarch from Dream Daddy

Voting ended onJul 16, 2023

Maru propaganda:

“WOMAN IN STEM”

Damien propaganda:

“another man named Damien I think I have a type /j

reasons I like Damien Bloodmarch:

1. look at him he is so cool looking

2. he's TRANS ‼️‼️ we r t4t real

3. Victorian era special interest

4. he works at a pet shelter I think I can't remember

he is so so silly i haven't played ddadds in like a year so I don't have much to rant about :( but I love him a lot”

[puppycheesecake]

for six characters game: Damien Bloodmarch from Dream Daddy! (even if you don't know him, though it'd be a shame)

I've never played, but I can try! 👀

[lovingsizzu]

the smalls reunion

[artistocrazy]

Damien Bloodmarch is a follower of the Order of the Good Death - you cannot change my mind

[witchydreamhome]

[at-saeyounq]

@gamingnetwork event 01: protagonists -> damien bloodmarch (dream daddy: a dad dating simulator)

[autisticstannis]

Dream daddy but you play the kid and can finally experience a healthy and loving relationship with your dad

[damienbloodmarchhateblog]

due to personal reasons i shall be marrying damien bloodmarch

[river-is-daddy]

ernest: the more money i make, the faker they got.

lucien: ernest, we make 7.75 at jimmy johns.

[eurazba]

Some girl: I always dreamed of marrying a man named Ernest! Ernest: What. Lucien: Well you’re in luck cause I’m an actual man named Ernest instead of this kid who happens to be named Ernest. Ernest: YOU’RE NAME ISN’T ERNEST! Lucien: Oh shut up Hemingway.

[damienbloodmarchhateblog]

smallmarch is only remotely acceptable if robert thinks damien’s a vampire and is hunting him but damien is just oblivious

[vesssper-deactivated20200512]

 ph:    https://www.instagram.com/pale_tale/

Ring from:   https://www.instagram.com/wickedsamael/

[all-da-ladies-luv-nico]

Dream Daddies as things I’ve retweeted

[artistictae]

something: is vampire related

me: nice

[cowboybitch-mas]

Me, playing dream daddy for the second time: okay, gotta choose a new dad, we're gonna do every route

Damien Bloodmarch: *exists*

Me: oh.... oh fuck... ohf uck.,.. ofhuck