𝑆𝑈𝐶𝐾 𝐼𝑇, 𝐵𝐿𝑈𝐸!

my ex-boyfriend made me get into RvB and I've been a changed woman since (casey's rvb sideblog!!)

[dont-mess-with-agent-texas]

church is like jay gatsby change my mind

[dont-mess-with-agent-texas]

"ohoho i'm a man of mystery and i will never get over her"

[tredlocity]

[vashstash]

TF when you and your tank GF accidentally jump-start 17 seasons worth of plot

[ehhgg-art]

happy birthday to the pines twins happy death day to this motherfucker

[dont-mess-with-agent-texas]

if anybody wants to direct me to good wash fanart that would be most welcome here in the tresses of my mind at 12:25 am!

[dont-mess-with-agent-texas]

Simmons: Grif, it's a mechanical pencil, it doesn't just have infinite lead.

Grif: Listen Simmons, I don't get paid enough to listen to you act like a fucking smartass all day. In fact, I don't get paid enough to even be playing tic tac toe with you in the first place, much less enough to have used all the lead in this infinite pencil. Find a new fucking best friend.

[dont-mess-with-agent-texas]

so I missed the first birthday of this account the other day? but anyways. I'm actually rewatching rvb now, love this goddamn show, glad to still be here

[dont-mess-with-agent-texas]

Sarge: Do your job better, goddammit! Is that what you call efficient? Get those fires a-blazin' faster!

Simmons: Uh, Sarge? Sorry, sir, but you can't get the microwave to heat things up any better than thirty seconds on high.

Sarge: Then what in Sam Hell did you go on and buy it for?! Get back to work, Simmons. I'll show this thing heat.

[dont-mess-with-agent-texas]

thinking REALLY HARD about agent washington right now. i miss that motherfucker on his absolute last straw

[blueberryrock]

If I go into your DMS and start with "hey" y'all better answer with "yeah?" So we can fuckin write out the first scene of Red vs Blue

[skipitty-bop]

g grirmmobs

[dykecrawler]

The blood gulch cronicles were so good because they'd spend a full 5-10 minutes having a stupid conversation and it would either be completely meaningless or foreshadowing you never could have guessed was foreshadowing

[elkiwifuckedyourmom]

[weatheredlaw]

grif and simmons + “why are we here?”

[yourfavisawhore]

lavernius tucker from red vs blue is a whore!

[rosieberry]

sorry

i’m not sorry

i

hmm

[simpin-for-simmons]

Perfection.

[riathedreamer]

they should have kept the cyborg-mentions Simmons had back in s2. Imagine an enemy facing Simmons on Chorus and the Sim Trooper just shoots his own foot without warning, and he doesn’t even cry out, he just stands there, smoking gun, and then an annoyed: “doesn’t even hurt.”

[daydreamn019]