ginger twink extraordinaire

sideblog where I'm horny on main for Grif n Simmons

[bloodgulchblog]

congratulations to grif and simmons for making it into the halo 25th anniversary wallpaper

[simpin-for-simmons]

red vs blue fan in that one dougdoug video with the chess, who was named after kaikaina grif, who's dying words were epsilon's final speech in s13, I see you

[p0ltus]

Grimmons

[texas-hates-taxes-too]

Do people still make rvb posts

[simpin-for-simmons]

Do you want me to

[yikesscibbles]

Some silly red vs blue crossover with Transformers WIPs! Going to be changed around before it's finished but I love em so far

[simpin-for-simmons]

You. You bring me joy.

[simpin-for-simmons]

If they bring back Red vs Blue they should start letting us vote on what we want to happen in the story but our options should get increasingly more worrying

Start us off with Church dies vs Church lives

End us with Grif gets pregnant vs Simmons gets pregnant

[redvsblueheritageposts]

Here's how grimmons can still win.

[mechaneo-deactivated20250411]

[simpin-for-simmons]

These are the same character

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

What's a space marine

A type of homosexuality marketed at straight men

[a-book-of-creatures]

☝️😦

✊😐

[simpin-for-simmons]

Straight up just called Caboose "Caboom" and was too awkward to correct it so I just kept going and now one of my friends keeps calling him "the caBOOM guy"

[ps1snake]

we wont talk about how busted the weight painting on this is on account of i havent done it yet. but yayyyyy tuckers model is done finally yayyyy yayyyy :)

and he glows :)

[simpin-for-simmons]

Holy fucking shit this is cool as hell

[sharkface-daydreams]

make a poll of your favourite female characters (no limits - as many or as little as you want) and see which your followers like the most!!!

my favorite are vee bee ladies <3 😳

Agent Care of Lina 👉👈💗 (Carolina RVB)

General Vanessa Kimball o7

Agent South Dakota 👊💥

Tex (the OG, Alpha Tex)

Kaikaina Grif('s sister)🖤🤍

Lt. Khatie Jhenshen

results for me, dont touch this u gotta vote 4 ladies😠

Voting ended onSep 24, 2024

wasn't tagged but encouraging anyone who wants to, make a poll of your own favorite ladies! this was fun to think about. now im off to make a star rail one ^^

[simpin-for-simmons]

I LOVE WOMEN

[wouldyourfavepaychildsupport]

Would Dr. Leonard Church, Director of Project Freelancer, pay Child Support?

Yes

No

Voting ended onAug 30, 2024

[bill-theboneboy]

First time posting on Tumblr, this is an old one but my friend said it would “do numbers” here.

[serialadoptersbracket]

Round 4, Match 6: Kanan Jarrus and Hera Syndulla vs. Agent Washington

Submitted kids:

Kanan and Hera: Ezra Bridger, Sabine Wren, Zeb Orrelios, Chopper

Agent Washington: The entire red and blue squads

Who’s your favorite serial adopter?

Kanan Jarrus and Hera Syndulla

Agent Washington

Voting ended onJun 25, 2024

Propaganda under the cut!

Kanan Jarrus and Hera Syndulla:

“The parents ever. Healthiest family dynamics in the galaxy. Families that kill fascists together stay together. Kanan managed to keep an extremely traumatized child on the light side of the force, Hera kept a volatile Mandalorian from blowing herself up (and Chopper from murdering everyone). So good at adopting, they taught Ezra to adopt uncles with increasingly homicidal tendencies. So good at adopting, they successfully competed with the aforementioned crime uncles and kept Ezra. So good at adopting, they managed to adopt a grown ass man 10 years older than them.”

Agent Washington:

“They literally picked him up like a wet cat out of the snow (LITERALLY) and he was like “f-ck I guess I gotta look after these guys now” and then like commits to dying for all of them. He’s so tired dad coded like all he’s got are a bunch of kiddie leashes and fraying sanity”

[simpin-for-simmons]

Red Vs Blue community I beg of you do my evil bidding and vote Washington

[jade-kyo]

The Director is just what happens when a malewife loses his girlboss like what do you MEAN he was a stay at home dad while his wife was off fighting in the war what the FUCK am I supposed to do with that information