@dont-put-out-the-lighter - Tumblr Blog

Life would be much better if we had the equivalent of birth control for eating, like a pill to keep your body from absorbing calories for the next six hours. We could eat recreationally.

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or we could use the money and energy that would fund that to feed the hungry.....

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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

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the first post ever on tumblr

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I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

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WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

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reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

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I FOUND IT ✊

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I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

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Who first posted this?

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

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Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

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“oh hey lets pretend i take public transportation to widen my audience”

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[Credits - Submitted by: cakinbookies to 1000notes.com] Submit - What is this?

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one. they’re all for me.

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How about being stabbed

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or when your chocolate milk is room temperature

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friendly reminder that russia illegally annexed crimea

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i dont care if you unfollow me the truth must come out

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didn’t the united states illegally annex hawaii?

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ummmm no

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dont ask me about 2009

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dont ask me about 2016

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dont ask me about 2043

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just dont ask me

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French tips on fleek 😍 my nail lady did such a great job

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are those hotdogs...?

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no.......

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i love that sasha is fucking working while malia is partying it up. how fucking normal is that. like i can just picture sasha like “dadddd why i gotta work when malia taking pics to bryson tiller , i come home smelling like fish its not fair” *malia smiling around the corner* then obama is like “you right princess you do..” then michelle comes out and cuts him off and is like “your sister is going to harvard , did you get into harvard? no? okay so come to be when you graduate high school and get into an ivy league school then we can talk about you not working.” sasha “but mo-” michelle “dont mom me now dont have the secret service waiting for you head to work and bring me back the catfish dinner with extra tarter sauce … love you baby” *malia smiling from around the corner still*

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ok but malia been turning up since day 1

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hey guys i hate to do this but my mom really needs some help right now. my mom, my dad, and i are all working but we still can’t afford my mom’s chemo. it breaks my heart to see her sick and i’m selling handmade pressed flower pendant necklaces to try and raise money for my mom’s treatment.

my mom has been through two abusive husbands, the abduction of her son, and multiple hate crimes, but shes STILL the strongest person i know. even when she’t at her sickest, she still makes us breakfast in the mornings and does everything she can for us. if there’s anyone that i know that deserves help right now, its her.

all of the necklaces pictured here are for sale. my prices will be very flexible, so just message me if you’re interested in purchasing any of these.

even if you can’t buy something, please reblog

additional note: everyone’s package will also include a personal handwritten thank you notet!!