i just wanna live under a mushroom

howdy 26 yo she/her check pinned for more!

[dontbefooledby-the-tattoos]

howdy doodle, i’m sam, 26.

minors DNI. dont care don’t care don’t care. you’re not welcome, please leave. no ifs, ands, butts, or exceptions.

she/her

bi, mentally unwell, kinky, awkward (genuinely very awkward)

used to be @horniee-bee but deactivated bc the bees in my brain took over. i’m just trying to reclaim the hive man.

hoping to find some old mutuals but also ghosted a lot of really awesome people in the name of pure anxiety.

rebuilding my safe space with better boundaries this time (hopefully)

tw: hard kinks, trauma kinks, drug use probably?, ed content (ana/restriction/purging/thinsp0/ the whole 9), mental illness (depression, anxiety, si, ptsd, sa, ed

[lindleland]

the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.

listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.

it's E.

you remember this shit?

it's this. 67 is E.

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[deltamel]

cock warming but they press a vibrator to your clit, making you cum over and over and over again until they end up cumming from the sensation of your muscles pulsing and spasming around them alone.

[daily-spooky]

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[omegasmileyface]

Montana Supreme Court Rules Its Constitution Entirely Protects Trans Citizens In Landmark Ruling

The ruling will have enormous impacts for transgender residents in the state.

HOLY SHIT

[definite-human]

"The Montana court separately declared that transgender people constitute a suspect class under the state's equal protection clause. In legal terms, a suspect class is a group that has historically faced such severe discrimination that any law targeting them must meet the highest level of judicial scrutiny to survive—the same standard applied to laws that discriminate on the basis of race. [...] The practical effect is sweeping: any Montana law that singles out transgender people will now face strict scrutiny, meaning the state must prove the law serves a compelling interest and is narrowly tailored to achieve it—a standard that laws almost never survive.

"Because the decision rests entirely on the Montana Constitution, it is insulated from the U.S. Supreme Court. Under the principle of adequate and independent state grounds, the federal Supreme Court cannot review a state court's interpretation of its own constitution, so long as that constitution provides more protection than the federal one. [...] What this means in practice is that Montana's transgender residents now have a constitutional shield completely independent of the Supreme Court of the United State’s decisions."

(emphases mine)

[dontbefooledby-the-tattoos]

can’t take our guns or our trans folk.

[omegasmileyface]

Montana Supreme Court Rules Its Constitution Entirely Protects Trans Citizens In Landmark Ruling

The ruling will have enormous impacts for transgender residents in the state.

HOLY SHIT

[definite-human]

"The Montana court separately declared that transgender people constitute a suspect class under the state's equal protection clause. In legal terms, a suspect class is a group that has historically faced such severe discrimination that any law targeting them must meet the highest level of judicial scrutiny to survive—the same standard applied to laws that discriminate on the basis of race. [...] The practical effect is sweeping: any Montana law that singles out transgender people will now face strict scrutiny, meaning the state must prove the law serves a compelling interest and is narrowly tailored to achieve it—a standard that laws almost never survive.

"Because the decision rests entirely on the Montana Constitution, it is insulated from the U.S. Supreme Court. Under the principle of adequate and independent state grounds, the federal Supreme Court cannot review a state court's interpretation of its own constitution, so long as that constitution provides more protection than the federal one. [...] What this means in practice is that Montana's transgender residents now have a constitutional shield completely independent of the Supreme Court of the United State’s decisions."

(emphases mine)

[meowguraaaaa-deactivated2026030]

don't be mean to me in a way that doesn't turn me on are u crazy

[c-53]

How do cats just manifest trash. You’ll vacuum your entire house and turn around and your cat will be running around with a kind of cardboard that didn’t exist until two seconds ago.

[ceruleanheaven]

noooo dont turn off your phone im literally inside it

[mythmagicetc]

my mutual will post “i just blocked one of my mutuals” and i’ll be reading it on my own dash with my own eyes directly from their blog thinking “it was probably me………….😔”

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[iplaywithstring]

I used to have a moment every time my kids said "search it up" instead of "google" or "look it up" and now I'm realizing they were wise beyond their years.

[mgs5]

that 0 note post is your mutual dying in a hot car alone no water no ac

[andromerot]

why are people soo afraid of seeming desperate. i love desperation and hate detachment. ache more idiot

[xcaptive-baitx]

Being possessive, obsessive and protective are the holy trinities to making me fall in love

[theconcealedweapon]