Unfortunately, Flambae being a genius by accident is so funny to me.
It is, however, imperative he never realises he’s doing it. For example:
Robert and Roy? Tried solving a physics formula for the suit for a few hours. Days. Weeks, possibly.
Robert drank 5 days old coffee. Roy wrote his will just in case.
Flambae? Only stopped by to drop some food for his annoyingly cute boyfriend. Smack a few kisses on his cheeks. As a treat.
“Oh, that really fucking bothers me,” he gestures to the wall-long formula they’ve written on the whiteboard. “Hold on.”
While humming ‘hips don’t lie’.
“See! All you gotta do is manually decrease the propulsion heat when you reach peak altitude. Easy as shit. Or pie? Eh, shit sounds more badass.”
“Hey, Bob-Bob, hand me the cutting board. I’m about to massacre these fucking onions. Bitches making MY boyfriend cry in my own damn house? I don’t think so.”
“…This is a laminated thermodynamics degree.”
“Oh. Yeah, I’ve had this thing since I finished college. But I can literally fly. Who gives a fuck about that.”
Who, apparently, decided to give the whole supervillain thing a try. For Flambae specifically.
“YOU! I always knew our paths would meet again, Chadwick. Ever since your brilliant discovery in non-flammable fabric overshadowed me, I knew our rivalry would never end. My only equal. My only enemy.”
“Uh. No idea who the fuck you are, dude.”
“WE WERE COLLEGE. ROOMMATES. “
“Oh! Nope, don’t remember that. Can I get an autograph for my friend Vic, thought?”
Robert has never been more in love in his life. He also never had a worse headache.
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