dontcallthegaysat3am

19 | pretty basic blog | he/him nd ftm | dms open

[tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea]

Wasting away again in Tumblrinaville

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[eatthekidsfirst]

friends with consequences

[rev0lverluvr]

[pangur-and-grim]

local worm loves heating vent

[pangur-and-grim]

to those commenting on her bones (or lack-thereof): that’s just how a lady sits

[thebucca2-deactivated20221101]

GREER,SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY FUCKING BONES.

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur has the ONE bone that matters: the heart ❤️

[hotvampireadjacent]

[frogdadistired]

That moot that only ever shows up to like ur most compromising posts and then disappears again

[edinburgh-by-the-sea]

Those curious babies approached me gingerly to check me out, then lay down in my vicinity. I was so flattered.

[nevvaraven-deactivated20260705]

i love it when a mutual in law hates me but their mutual fucking loves me eat your heart out honey i’m fucking your wife tonight

[tiredhermit]

You’re Goddamn Right!

[hudconvent]

when i reblog something for a mutual and they reblog it from somewhere else #WELCOMEHOMECHEATER

[man1c-man1a]

“Sorry if that was tmi” Dude I’d fuck you if you were too lazy to do it yourself.

[awaiting-my-clearest-skies]

[marcosllorente]

“imagine there’s no countries” fuck off john lennon how are we supposed to play the world cup without countries you ultimate scum

[d1ssimilis]

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

[nonlynear]

i’m haunted i’m unfuckable and i love you

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[jak--ash-deactivated20250518]

How beautiful is butch identity that it includes cis women, trans men, trans women, nonbinary people, and bruce springsteen.