dontcallthegaysat3am

19 | pretty basic blog | he/him nd ftm | dms open

[tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea]

Wasting away again in Tumblrinaville

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[c-53]

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

[c-53]

Some of my favorite clownfish hosts

[cipheramnesia]

#mybrick

[watchandread02]

Come get your star everyone

[shameanddisgrace]

but i could be such a good mutual

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[eatthekidsfirst]

friends with consequences

[rev0lverluvr]

[pangur-and-grim]

local worm loves heating vent

[pangur-and-grim]

to those commenting on her bones (or lack-thereof): that’s just how a lady sits

[thebucca2-deactivated20221101]

GREER,SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY FUCKING BONES.

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur has the ONE bone that matters: the heart ❤️

[hotvampireadjacent]

[frogdadistired]

That moot that only ever shows up to like ur most compromising posts and then disappears again

[edinburgh-by-the-sea]

Those curious babies approached me gingerly to check me out, then lay down in my vicinity. I was so flattered.

[nevvaraven-deactivated20260705]

i love it when a mutual in law hates me but their mutual fucking loves me eat your heart out honey i’m fucking your wife tonight

[tiredhermit]

You’re Goddamn Right!

[hudconvent]

when i reblog something for a mutual and they reblog it from somewhere else #WELCOMEHOMECHEATER

[man1c-man1a]

“Sorry if that was tmi” Dude I’d fuck you if you were too lazy to do it yourself.

[awaiting-my-clearest-skies]

[marcosllorente]

“imagine there’s no countries” fuck off john lennon how are we supposed to play the world cup without countries you ultimate scum