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today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
this post had me in tears
I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they’re not, so I’ll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs:
I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between “I have to pay a fine” and “I have to pay a fee” and I walked in and firmly stated “I have to pee” and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still haven’t been back,
My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say “quick” and “fast” at the same time and I ended up screaming “QUACK” which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn
Recently someone in class asked me how I was doing and I started off saying I was good but switched to I’m okay in the middle and ended up saying “I’m gay.”
Which, while kind of accurate, was not what I meant to announce to my classmate.
This Halloween I was handing out candy and a child said “trick or treat” and I smiled gave them their candy and apparently my mouth betrayed me and I said “Merry Christmas” and proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky for answers while their mother laughed at me :)))))
I was switching between “Bye Deanna” and “Goodbye” and I ended up saying “Go Die”
Sometimes I try to say “I fucking love you” but it comes out in the wrong order and then everyone’s uncomfortable.
When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still getting used to greeting customers as they came in the door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to say, “How are you doing?” and “What’s up?” I ended up demanding “What are you doing here?!”
something really cool happened once at the office and i started to say “i’m so amazed” but halfway through my mind changed to “that’s really amazing” and i just ended up saying “i’m really so amazing”
one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds were just beginning to come out again and i went to say “i’m so pumped for the birds” and “i’m so hyped for the birds” and instead i said “i’m so humped for birds”
Did you know...
All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.
Almonds are members of the peach family.
The symbol on the “pound” key (#) is called an octothorpe.
Donald Duck’s middle name is Fauntleroy.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
A quarter has 119 grooves around the edge.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won’t.
Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.
There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
Napoleon constructed his battle plans in a sandbox.
Coca-cola was originally green
Only food that does not spoil: honey
Only bird that can fly backwards: Hummingbird
Polar bears are left-handed
Your nose and ears never stop growing
Jupiter is bigger than all the other planets combined
The parachute was invented by Leonardo da Vinci in 1515
Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation
A shrimp’s heart is in its head
The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969 make it illegal for U. S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
It’s possible to lead a cow upstairs… but not downstairs.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
It is physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
A snail can sleep for three years.
No word in the English language rhymes with “MONTH.”
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
All polar bears are left handed.
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
“Go,” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.
my heart exploded
Bob Ross, who’s been dead for over 20 years, has more than 500,000 YouTube subscribers.
Cuz he's amazing
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
my girlfriend just called me about this, it’s one in the am
ONE IN THE AM
3 days old :)
LOOOKIT THE EEEAAARS
look at that little champ. three days old and already running. fucking dumb ass people babies cant even lift their head at three days old. why cant little people babies be as cool as little goat babies.
WHERE ARE ALL THESE GOAT VIDEOS COMING FROM AHHHHH
having a relationship where u can discuss each others pasts without gettin upset/jealous should be everyone’s goal.
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A life without love, pain, smiles and tears, a life where nothing was felt is a life which simply wasn’t lived.