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the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

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Damn bitch you shit like this?!

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Says Jamie Lee Curtis as she breaks down the door to my bathroom, hurling a bowl of Activia at me.

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how hard is it to understand that if you choose (emphasis on choose) to date someone …who is racist/homophobic/whatever ….and u sit there, see their behavior, and do nothing but continue to be with them ….then sweetie thats you too …you a racist/homophobe/whatever too…you can go online and preach about equality all u want but if you CHOOSE to ignore the shit happening in your own life in your friend circle/romantic life then how bout you stop the performative internet bullshit and go ahead and be the bigot youve always wanted to be

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Today’s Best Behaved Frog was NOT Voigt.

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the look of a pure menace

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500-Year-Old Body of Man Wearing Thigh-High Boots Found in London Sewer Construction

During the construction of London’s massive “super sewer,” archaeologists discovered something unusual in the mud: a 500-year-old skeleton of a man still wearing his thigh-high leather boots.

The Museum of London Archaeology (MOLA) announced this week that the skeleton was unearthed on the shores of the Thames, near a bend in the river downstream from the Tower of London.

“By studying the boots, we’ve been able to gain a fascinating glimpse into the daily life of a man who lived as many as 500 years ago,” said Beth Richardson, a finds specialist who analyzes artifacts at MOLA Headland, a consortium of archaeologists. “They have helped us to better understand how he may have made his living in hazardous and difficult conditions, but also how he may have died. It has been a privilege to be able to study something so rare and so personal.” Read more.

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Archaeologists:

500-year old skeleton:

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This might actually be worse than the infinity stones thing lmao

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What was the infinity stone thing?

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Marvel Vs Capcom: Infinite Collector’s Edition was suppose to come with cool light up infinity stones but instead ended up shipping with The Infinity Easter Eggs.

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Are you shitting me

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Somewhere out there is a man who probably bought both of these collectors editions.

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Poor blighter

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September

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I love this photo of Tom Holland because he looks like a kid that’s been listening to his racist relatives argue over Christmas dinner for the last half hour:

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him and that frog are about to go off

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am I going mad?? Where the fuck is the frog in this photo??? help!

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he’s licking his lips…

he’s checking it twice…

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Five minutes left, on his microwave rice

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Man I love learning history because sometimes you learn things that’s not widely known just like how Beethoven’s Fur Elise was actually made for one of his students that he was in love with named Therese. She was a mediocre piano player so he made a melody so easy that even she could play it and impress people (hence the very iconic tune in the beginning) but then he finds out that she was engaged to a different man and so Beethoven basically made the other parts so that she can never play it and if that’s not petty culture then idk what is.