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bliss lane
Xuebing Du
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
noise dept.
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The Stonewall Inn
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Color Me Curious
The Bowery Presents
oozey mess
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@dontjustbandrew
Just my roommates cat. She needed me to post pics of her Euro trip and also her taking her LSATs so here they are. She's sensitive so be kind. #europe #cat #kitty #vacation #ilovemyself @adsumecstasy https://www.instagram.com/p/BqTDHDsn4d6/?utm_medium=tumblr
I came here to shitpost, and shitpost I will.
I don’t have any words
When someone uses an abbreviation and I have to look it up
french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked
chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.
English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy
Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.
Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie
Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts
Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.
Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three
Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.
Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.
Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl
ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion.
internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.
Irish recipes:
“female-presenting nipples”
this show is so important to me
John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon
I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™
This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.
you've heard of bisexuals now get ready for,
respecting their sexuality
Can’t reblog fast enough
OH FOR GODS SAKE
Winter is coming in #Finland by Petteri Karttunen @petekarttunen (at Ranua) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpgW52Lglhq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wli45dz7ffvu
when your friend Mark forgets to return the worms he borrowed from you
Beautiful Landscapes of Switzerland by Robin Christ
