So you're telling me,
-laughs- No, not unless you want to. Would you like to meet him?
-sighs in relief- Good, because I would be awful at that. Sure, I'll meet him.
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So you're telling me,
-laughs- No, not unless you want to. Would you like to meet him?
-sighs in relief- Good, because I would be awful at that. Sure, I'll meet him.
So you're telling me,
Well he’s not a spare, persay. I only have one…. Cause I have a baby? -gives him a “duh” look-
Okay. So you, uh, want me to babysit for you? That's what you're asking?
So you're telling me,
I happen to have a spare lying around here somewhere -looks through her bag-
A spare...baby? Why?
So you're telling me,
Would you like one?
One -- like, a baby? Like, right now? No, uh, I'm good. Why?
She spun around, going into a defensive crouch, relaxing slightly when she realized who it was. “Only a little? I guess I better step up my game.”
"No, I think your game is fine." He pauses before continuing. "Are you, uh, okay? You seem...violent."
So you're telling me,
-raises eyebrow- How do you feel about babies?
Wait, what? Uh, they're fine, I guess. Why?
Ellen had snuck into the school and into the Room of Requirement without too much difficulty. Once she was there, she’d wished for a room full of things to offensive spells on, steadily destroying each one with increasingly complex spells. She was so focused, she didn’t notice when someone else came in.
"Wow, that's a little impressive."
So you're telling me,
Well that’s a first. I’ve never had someone not enjoy me touching them -snorts-
-shrugs- I like to be different.
"Uh yeah, I didn’t mean to do that. I kind of took one out of the box and didn’t realize how quickly it would go off…"
"Uh-huh. Well, you should probably be more careful with fireworks from now on."
So you're telling me,
Do you always have issues with being touched?
If it's by someone I don't really know then yes.
So you're telling me,
Oh sorry, I’m so used to it cause of Alex…
It's fine, just don't do it anymore.
You’re a man of few words, huh? Short, sweet and simple?
So I've been told.
Well then, that’s a plus, right? I mean so long as it’s not rancid or something.
Yeah, I guess. Either way, though, I'm done with it. You can have some if you want.
So you're telling me,
Well, it’s a bit muggy and the water does terrible things to my hair, but you wouldn’t have that problem -jostles his hair-
-pulls away slightly- Don't do that.
I guess it’s just because I’m all too much fun for people to handle and they just decide that it’s confusing for them.
That must be it.
What house and year are you? I’m a seventh year Hufflepuff.
Sixth year Hufflepuff.
Not particularly. Well, its been nice meeting you, but I should probably finish up this project. I’m sure I’ll see you around soon.
Yeah, probably. Bye.