WHOLE LOTTA WOMAN

Ariyana Maria Lopez. Thirty. Taken. Hola, amigos y amigas! Me llamo Ariyana and yes, I do speak English. Welcome to my world. I'm a Harvard graduate currently living in my hometown of Tybee Island. If you haven't seen been, you should. It's gorgeous. I'm also the manager of the Heart Of The Ocean, so I'm sure I've sold you or someone you know a beautiful piece of jewelry. If you'd like to know anything else, feel free to ask. I'd be happy to talk about myself. Maybe a little too much.

[marilopezhq-blog]

LET’S GET BAKED ➝ EMIYANA.

[dontlieari]

TAGGING ➝ Emily Harper, Ariyana Lopez.

LOCATION ➝ Emiyana’s house.

TIME FRAME ➝ 4/29, evening.

WARNINGS ➝ None.

NOTES ➝ They’re not actually getting high, Effy just wants to bake cookies.

EMILY HARPER

Had Effy been home, she would’ve of course been all over Ariyana, rather than just online. Unfortunately, the reason she’d only been able to talk to her online had been because she’d gotten a good old craving for something sweet, and apparently they were due a big grocery shopping trip sometime soon, because there was nothing to satisfy her needs. It didn’t help that Effy’s body could only tolerate certain foods, and that she would’ve loved to have just grabbed one of Ariyana’s candy bars from the cupboard, but then she’d spend the night in pain, and considering she had a class of fourth graders relying on her to be there to actually teach them in the morning, that wouldn’t have been a good idea for anyone. So, to the store she’d gone, and had a bag filled with things that she could actually eat held in her hand as she locked her car and headed back into their home, grinning as the dogs came to greet her.

“How are my favorite little fur balls doing?” She said in that high pitched voice that people used when talking to animals and little kids, leaning down to pet them both, before straightening back up and heading through to the kitchen. “Babe?” She called out, figuring Ari was probably in their bedroom, considering the last thing she’d said to her online about how she wanted Effy to be on top of her in ‘optional’ clothing. And that would come later, Effy was pretty sure of it, but for now she had plans to bake peanut butter sugar cookies, and was going to make her girlfriend join her. “Babe, come to the kitchen. We’re baking!” She called again, setting the bag down on the counter and reaching in to retrieve a jar of smooth peanut butter, as well as a pack of caster sugar which she set down on the side, before unscrewing the top from the peanut butter jar and sticking two fingers in, which she knelt down and let the dogs lick clean. They were never going to leave her alone otherwise.

ARIYANA LOPEZ 

It was hard to pull Ari away from her laptop these days. Ever since she started making more money, she had gotten into the habit of online shopping. She had never understood the big deal before, since she loved to do her shopping in a store. Hunting for bargains was like a hobby to her. Doing things online wasn’t as much fun. Until she couldn’t find something she really wanted, then she would look on the Internet. Now it had become a thing. She didn’t spend her entire paycheck or anything, but she liked to sit on the bed with her blanket and laptop while she looked through Amazon. That’s what she was doing while her girlfriend was at the store. If she wasn’t being lazy at the moment, she probably would have gone with her. Even when there apart for a short time, she misses her like crazy. Of course, she couldn’t miss her too much, since they were having a conversation online while she was away. Ari may have gone a little crazy when Effy mentioned someone looking at her with lust. Crazy in a way that she wanted her girlfriend to get home right now. Did she think that Effy was doing something she shouldn’t have? No, not exactly. But she would know for sure as soon as she got home. Hearing her come in was like a relief.

“Ugh.” She groaned, pretending to be disappointed that she had to get out of bed. Baking actually sounded like a fun idea to her. She didn’t really mind, since she knew Effy wanted something sweet. And since she couldn’t eat just anything, Ari tried to be understanding. Before being with Effy, she didn’t really know what a gluten free diet was. She had heard of it, but she didn’t need to know exactly what gluten was. Why would she? Now that she did, she liked to memorize certain recipes that she could make at home. Ari liked to cook, especially for her girlfriend. It made her feel like such a homemaker. “What are we baking?” She asked, smiling at her girlfriend as she entered the kitchen. She wasn’t at all surprised to see Effy with the dogs, but she didn’t exactly like the sight of them licking her when they were about to bake. “Did you really have to use your fingers for that?” She asked, shaking her head.

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effytrinket:

Hmm. I don’t know… Tell me.

Super adorable.

If you said that to me in person. Preferably on top of me while giving me lots of kisses. Clothing optional.

That’s better. Gracias, mi vida.

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fitzmaddie:

PFT. Money shmoney. I say this like I throw away money, but I really don’t. Lol. I’m jealous. I might get one too so we can match, obviously?

I throw away money. I need to be stopped. Um, obviously?? If you had this idea last night, I so would have bought you one myself. They aren’t even that expensive. Mine was $4.

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teacherkenzie:

It really is the best. Plus garlic dough balls make me weak. 

....That sounds amazing. I was just complaining about needing to save money and now I’m ordering food. Why do I do this to myself?

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blakesrutherford:

Eh, just like any other fans of some big franchise. There’s like an infinite amount of questions but here are some:

What would you want to be remembered as?

What would you not want to be remembered as?

How do you want people to remember you?

I don’t care about being remembered. As long as my girlfriend remembers me as the love of her life, that’s all that matters to me.

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effytrinket:

If it helps, game-Effy looks absolutely nothing like me. And I’m totally not into Rowan. In fact, I’m not into anyone but my girl, whether we’re talking game-me or real me.

Sí, mi amor.

It helps a little bit. Do you know what would really help, though? 

Just kind of adorable? 

[squatwithvera-blog]

Can I just say that there is nothing in this world that bugs me more than people being rude to service industry workers? I mean, they’re honestly working, really hard I might add, in a job that they probably hate, serving you, so why would you think it’s okay to be rude to them? I can’t stand when someone thinks they’re better than the person giving them their coffee. It’s bad enough just giving them attitude, but to berate them, at their job, in front of customers and their coworkers is so unnecessary?

I actually watched the guy in front of me order himself a latte, and he never once said he wanted it iced, and then screamed at a girl at the top of his lungs when she handed him a hot latte. It was so bad that the manager came up front to ask what was going on. Of course, because of who I am as a person, I butted in before he had a chance to scream some more, and informed the manager that he forgot to ask for an iced latte and was blaming poor Sarah for his mistakes. Which just made him so mad I thought his head was actually going to explode, and then he started yelling at all three of us. Long story long, the manager ended up refunding him and getting him his iced latte, but after he left, she thanked me for letting her know that it really was his own mistake. And needless to say poor Sarah got a big tip from me for having to deal with him. I just don’t understand why people think that kind of behavior is okay though?

[dontlieari]

Some people take the “customers always right” thing a little too seriously. The customer is not always right and I will fight anyone who says otherwise. Some people are just entitled assholes, who think they have a right to act better than everyone when they’re not. Not even close.

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teacherkenzie:

It was pretty relaxing. I mean, I needed groceries but that’s what pizza delivery is for, right? 

Pizza is amazing, so I’m going to say yes. That is definitely what it’s for. 

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loukingforyou:

You could hang it up on the wall of your kitchen as decoration instead?

I am definitely doing that! It’s going to be somewhere where everyone can see it, so they can tell me how cute it is.

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biff-mcintosh:

Perhaps actually owning such a blade would inspire you to actually make pizza at home? If not, pizza cutters are actually quite versatile in the kitchen and cut just about anything: sandwiches, vegetables, meats— the list just goes on, really.

I have no idea why I never thought of that! I’m going to start cooking more just so I can use it all the time. I’ll even start slicing all my fruits and vegetables with it. I’ve got to get my money’s worth, after all. 

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fitzmaddie:

That’s really fucking cute and idk why I would stop you from buying that???

So I can keep some money?? It’s too late, though. A purchase has been made. I now own a tiny little pizza cutter bike.

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bakermercyj:

Yeah its not the best feeling in the world but sometimes you have no choice. Heart of the Ocean? I have heard of that I just can’t remember where… 

Heart Of The Ocean! It’s the blue diamond from the Titanic. It’s also the name of the jewelry store I manage, but I’m sure you must have heard it from Titanic.

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aaliyah--jones:

That is super cute, but maybe now that you have one, it will inspire you to make pizza. Or you can buy the frozen one, pop it into the oven, and then use your band new pizza cutter. 

I had the same idea after I posted this! To buy the frozen pizza, I mean. I’m not sure if I can make my own at home. I’m a good cook, but pizza dough seems so complicated? Unless I buy the pre-made dough. That kind of feels like cheating, though. Like it wouldn’t be as good.

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blakesrutherford:

Potter fans are hardcore. Probably dude. Mostly by askin’ questions that give me an insight to who you are as a person.

I’ve noticed. They can be kind of intense. Then go ahead and ask me! Let’s find out my house.

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effynotemily:

Good thing the person looking at me with lust is made of pixels then, hm?

You’re kind of adorable, just so you know.

I’m not even sure how I feel about that. I guess it’s better than an actual person looking at you like that, though.

Am I? 

[marilopezhq-blog]

INSTA: @effynotemily uploaded a new photo

I’m kind of in love with her.

[dontlieari]

effynotemily:

I’m talking about the Harry Potter game I’ve been playing! This character in it, she’s kind of like the guide or something I think, but she totally gets super into everything game-Effy does.

You know I don’t play that game. I don’t need anyone thinking they can look at you with lust.