the piñata came and just killed everybody

satisfaction brought it back

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Buttersafe

[brendenfraser]

[hazelandglasz]

Period-products ads can suck my dick

Just once I would like to see an add for pads and tampons showing a woman like me

(and I can’t be the only one like this come on)

Not wanting to party all night on my period

Not wanting to try treeclimbing on my period

Not wanting to swim to a yacht or other fucking stupid activity on my period

Just once, I want to see a woman, wearing yoga pants or other comfy clothes, going to sit on her couch with a bag of M&Ms or other chocolatey confections, rolling into a ball and turning on the TV while moaning in pain

And the slogan will be “Just think about getting comfortable through your period, we’re making sure of the rest”

And that’s 

IT

The more ads we see telling women that their periods shouldn’t stop them from doing anything, the more society invalidates the very idea that periods can be debilitating, and that it IS an effort, for some uterus-owning people, to just get out of bed during them

It is an effort

It is painful

Just let us get through those painful days without bleeding all over our places of living, and that will be enough

Stop trying to sell the idea that the only issue with periods is the bleeding problem

Because the bleeding?

Just the very tip of a pretty big iceberg

[12281956-deactivated20160824]

all these pop songs about “doing work” and “work work work” make me feel like i’m in some heavy-handed YA dystopian novel where the evil capitalist overlords keep the proletariat in line with brainwashing/propaganda in song form

[crazycatladyinwaiting]

[cinemove]

[greggaraki]

who is going to ride or die for me this hard

[waluigigoth]

[dontneedthedevil]

freshman year: *gets points taken off even when I was right* oh well I'll just leave it :/

senior year: sUSAN YOU WANNA FUCKING GO

[mgnovenija]

[h0]

#his arrival was foretold in the ancient murals

[strawberrysunlights-oldacc-deac]

[dontneedthedevil]

I don't understand why we stopped being friends

[crypticbutch-deactivated2021020]

damn daniel

[chaosophia218]

Constellations.

[sogothimdead-deactivated2020060]

[seagramsgingerale]

Me after using duolingo for a month

[peperomint-deactivated20160104]

me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

[vygandonut]

why are children so mean??? like those little shits will not spare you, they’ll straight up go “why your hair so ugly?” or “your makeup looks funny” tHEY WILL DRAG YOU THROUGH THE FUCKING DIRT WHILE HOLDING A FUCKING CAPRI SUN IN ONE HAND AND GRAHAM CRACKERS IN THE OTHER THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT

[dontneedthedevil]

I'm really scared. I don't like being sick.