“You’ve got red on you.”
“There is no “I” in team, but there is an “I” in pie. And there’s an “I” in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team — I don’t know what he’s talking about.“
“It’s four in the fucking morning!”
“What’s the plan, then?”
“I have to know if she’s alright!”
“If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.”
“Have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over”
“How’s that for a slice of fried gold?”
“Yeah, boyyeeee!”
“Any zombies out there?”
“I can’t see any, maybe it’s not as bad as that.”
“Oh. No, there they are.”
“The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation.”
“I’m not staying here.”
“I think you should go.”
“Do you want anything from the shop?”
“FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!”
“Feel free to step up any time!”
“Okay. But dogs CAN look up!”
“Who died and made you king of the fucking zombies?”
“Why didn’t you just shoot him, man?”
“Come and get it! It’s a running buffet!”
“Next time I see him, he’s dead.”
“You know, I don’t think I’ve got it in me to shoot my flatmate, my mum, and my girlfriend all in the same night.”
“Well, they were a bit — bitey.”
“We may have to kill my step-dad”
“Oh, for God’s sake! He’s got an arm off!”
“How can you put your faith in a man you spectacularly binned for being unreliable?”
“Bash ‘em in the head. That seems to work.”
“That wasn’t true. Made it up. Shouldn’t have done. Sorry.”
“You’re the one that’s gone from being a chartered accountant to Charlton Heston!”
“Do you believe everything you hear on TV?”
“It’s been a funny sort of day, hasn’t it?”
“Haven’t you ever heard of a shortcut before?”
“It’s not the end of the world.”
“For a hero, you’re quite a hypocrite"
"I’ve got nothing.”
“Don’t point that gun at my mum!”
“For fuck’s sake!”
“PLEASE CAN WE —JUST CALM—THE FUCK—DOWN!”
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