Franklin Foggy Nelson

Huh. Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

What do I smell like then? Please don’t say beer and sleep deprivation.

Well, if you spent less time at Josie’s and more time getting a healthy night’s sleep…

Listen pal, we have a high stress job, what do you expect??

and you coulda at least let me down gently!

I’ve heard that good sleep does wonders for stress management. It sounds like you could use it, Foggy.

#how did i pass the bar exam #a mystery

OR I could not do that. Just hardly sleep for days, It’ll be just like college!

Y’know, when you were studying and I was-

doing whatever the hell I did in college.

Does Matt smell people regularly?

When you can’t see, you notice other things. My nose is sensitive.

Huh. Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

What do I smell like then? Please don’t say beer and sleep deprivation.

Well, if you spent less time at Josie’s and more time getting a healthy night’s sleep…

#didnt evn compliment my shampoo #strawberries

Listen pal, we have a high stress job, what do you expect??

and you coulda at least let me down gently!

Does Matt smell people regularly?

When you can’t see, you notice other things. My nose is sensitive.

#It's totally beer and sleep deprivation #cheezits

Huh. Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

What do I smell like then? Please don’t say beer and sleep deprivation.

Does Matt smell people regularly?

#how have I never noticed?#mild concern

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Hey! you know Punjabi too???

Uh. No. I heard you knew it so i wanted to make sure you weren’t rusty but it won’t even tell me how to say toes in punjabi. It’s telling me toes in punjabi is just “toes” which i KNOW isn’t true.

#u got my hopes up #and crushed them #into dust #a powder #my hopes are a powder #a powder of distrust

I can’t believe I, Franklin “Foggy” Nelson, have been tricked like this.

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Hey! you know Punjabi too???

the best being who??

Uh. My aunt.

Okay. Has she ever given you food poisoning before?

No way!

#im TRUSTING you #pls dont murder me ill sue u #my ghost will sue you

Well alright then! I guess I can try it.

you know what? ive changed my mind. I might go get pizza instead.

Don’t knock it till you try it. I learned from the best!

the best being who??

Uh. My aunt.

Okay. Has she ever given you food poisoning before?

#i gotta know

you-found-my-weakness said:Get ready to see Chef Excellence in action

dontpayinfish said: uhhh… can we just order in?

Can’t back out now, Foggy. Besides, we don’t want to miss Chef Excellence do we?

you know what? ive changed my mind. I might go get pizza instead.

Don’t knock it till you try it. I learned from the best!

the best being who??

#hopefully not matt

you-found-my-weakness said:Get ready to see Chef Excellence in action

dontpayinfish said: uhhh… can we just order in?

Can’t back out now, Foggy. Besides, we don’t want to miss Chef Excellence do we?

you know what? ive changed my mind. I might go get pizza instead.

#i dont want to die

No, hey, you were the dork. I was the totally awesome guy everyone liked.

No way. We were in it together.

yeah yeah, alright. We were both giant nerds. Atleast we’re the BEST giant nerds, right?

Definitely. And we grew out of it. Mostly. A bit.

Not really.

#not even a little

WE’RE STARVING

FINE come get your pasta.

Youre the best

ive never meant any of the bad stuff I've ever said about you ever

#give us pasta or give us death

WE’RE STARVING

Whatre you trying to say, buddy? I was amazing in college!!

Yeah we were. But someone else might have a different word for it. Like “dorks”.

No, hey, you were the dork. I was the totally awesome guy everyone liked.

No way. We were in it together.

yeah yeah, alright. We were both giant nerds. Atleast we're the BEST giant nerds, right?

you-found-my-weakness said: Tell me tell me tell me

He was the biggest idiot e v e r

Just lost your bargaining chip. No pasta for anyone.

Matt I'll starve

do you want your bffl to starve to death? Do you?

look at him

Haha! ha..

This… isn’t as embarrassing as i hoped