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@theguardiandevil
me as a laywer
me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot
witness: yes
me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate
witness: i’m bald
Sighs. I suppose I can find it within my cold, dead, broken heart to forgive you.
Does that mean we get to kiss and make up?
Oh, absolutely. I may even need more than one kiss to recover.
Of course, as many kisses as it requires.
Two nunchucks
Peter why.
One baptism
This is a reference, isn’t it.
One lord
*Sacrilegious scenario.
One man
Am I the ‘one man” in whatever weird scenario you’re about to unfold?
I’ve been told that I have that effect on people, it’s part of my charm. This alternate universe Matt Murdock has tarnished that legacy… and sounds all around bad in general. Is everything in your universe unsatisfactory? I hope this one is more to your liking.
for the most part, definitely. there’s one thing that kind of sucks, but it’s not like any universe really can be perfect. also, from the research i’ve done in the past few hours, you and i have a weird amount in common, career-wise. lotsa people wanted your head, huh? maybe you can help me steer clear of the pitchforks, this time around
Absolutely, though I’m not great at it myself. Neither is Peter, no matter how often he’s seen doing good. Sounds like a bad rep with the public is a spider constant.
Your pretty words arent helping to heal this Broken Heart you’ve given me.
I had no idea the The Burnt Toast Incident was so personal for you. I sincerely apologize.
Sighs. I suppose I can find it within my cold, dead, broken heart to forgive you.
Does that mean we get to kiss and make up?
The burnt toast thing never happened
It definitely happened
Matty, please.
I might cry.
It’s okay, your toasting skills don’t define you.
Your pretty words arent helping to heal this Broken Heart you’ve given me.
I had no idea the The Burnt Toast Incident was so personal for you. I sincerely apologize.
well, that’d be reassuring, except he was in jail in my ‘verse too. you kinda kept the criminal empire running in his absence. also talked a lot about what a model inmate he was whenever my dad tried to get information from him. you nearly got detective castle fired for roughing him up a few times, which, honestly, i can appreciate, but still. i don’t know if you actually liked the kingpin or just… seized an opportunity. like i said, you didn’t make much sense to me. your smile was a thousand times creepier in my world, though. this one… it could almost be argued that you look cute. way more disarming. as opposed to, you know, hackle-raising. i’m pretty sure you would’ve pulled this face if you could. so, congrats, you look downright cherubic, and i can feel you growing on me despite my stubborn attempts to continue hating you. guess it helps that you don’t really seem to be the same guy at all.
on the other hand, you sound worringly okay with your girlfriend being the anything murder type. not that i can’t understand making some compromises to keep her around
I've been told that I have that effect on people, it’s part of my charm. This alternate universe Matt Murdock has tarnished that legacy... and sounds all around bad in general. Is everything in your universe unsatisfactory? I hope this one is more to your liking.
The burnt toast thing never happened
It definitely happened
Matty, please.
I might cry.
It’s okay, your toasting skills don’t define you.
The burnt toast thing never happened
It definitely happened
so i take you're, y'know, less evil 'round these parts? god, i hope you're less evil. i mean, you're dating peter. an alternate universe's hopefully-less-evil matt murdock is dating my thankfully-less-dead best-friend-once-boyfriend. and a blue woman is involved. i think i need a minute
Take as many minutes as you need. What happened to Peter in your universe?
Also, I try to be the least evil as I can. I’ll vouch for Mystique as well; while she doesn’t have the same philosophy, the closest she’s gotten to harming us was some particularly burnt toast one morning.
be the least evil you can? good to hear. i’m still gonna be keeping an eye on you though, dude. sorry, that might be harsh, i guess, you actually seem pretty okay–never thought the day would come where i’d find matthew murdock’s smile charming–but another version of you tried to have my dad killed, and that’s kind of a tough thing to get over. apparently you thought it’d make me–spiderwoman!me, not my-dad’s-kid!me–like you or something? or your boss or client or puppet or whatever the hell fisk was to you. i don’t know. i never understood you, man.
and yeah, mystique seems kind of awesome, in a supervillain way. actually, just in a person way. i was in an all-girl punk band; it’s practically a rule that you gotta respect any lady with style like that. still, i’d rather not see her kill anybody. that’d make me feel all conflicted and totally kill my buzz.
I’m the one who needs a minute, now. I don’t like the sound of an alternative version of myself working alongside someone like Fisk. I understand your suspicion, then. In any case, this universe’s Fisk is currently in jail and the two of us do not see eye to eye.
Mystique isn’t the senseless murder type, at least. Not while I’ve known her, anyway.
so i take you're, y'know, less evil 'round these parts? god, i hope you're less evil. i mean, you're dating peter. an alternate universe's hopefully-less-evil matt murdock is dating my thankfully-less-dead best-friend-once-boyfriend. and a blue woman is involved. i think i need a minute
Take as many minutes as you need. What happened to Peter in your universe?
Also, I try to be the least evil as I can. I’ll vouch for Mystique as well; while she doesn’t have the same philosophy, the closest she’s gotten to harming us was some particularly burnt toast one morning.
hawkeye vs daredevil
Yes, please. I don’t think I can bare to look at anymore happy families today.
Then the view from my apartment windows is a perfect array of product advertisement.
That sounds preferable, but still terrible. I’ll just have to look at you instead.
Now there’s an idea if I've ever heard one. I’m all yours.
Ah yes, mothers day. The one day a year I get to remember how terrible I am. Wonderful.
You want to come over?
Yes, please. I don’t think I can bare to look at anymore happy families today.
Then the view from my apartment windows is a perfect array of product advertisement.
