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[you-found-my-weakness]

So warm i didnt even have to put a hot pocket down my suit this year!

[you-found-my-weakness]

Are you Peter Parker? I think we went to school together I sat behind you in science class

We did? You did?

[jessica---jones-blog]

I’m pretty sure that was you I don’t think I would forget you that easily.

[you-found-my-weakness]

Ah, here we go. Which science class? I get i wasn’t exactly at the top of my game with the whole “personal hygiene” thang in ninth grade, but i PROMISE i don’t smell like old fritos anymore.  

[jessica---jones-blog]

No it wasn’t because of that you know what forget I said anything.

[you-found-my-weakness]

Hey hey, no! What? Did i blurt an answer one too many times to forgive? Stretch back n poke you in the mouth? 

[jessica---jones-blog]

What? No, just seriously just forget it. It was nothing.

[you-found-my-weakness]

So i did touch your mouth! Really sorry, really. Especially if it was ninth grade.

[jessica---jones-blog]

No! You didn’t touch my mouth! If you must know I may have had the tiniest, smallest, little crush on you.

[you-found-my-weakness]

I didn’t? You did?

[you-found-my-weakness]

Are you Peter Parker? I think we went to school together I sat behind you in science class

We did? You did?

[jessica---jones-blog]

I’m pretty sure that was you I don’t think I would forget you that easily.

[you-found-my-weakness]

Ah, here we go. Which science class? I get i wasn’t exactly at the top of my game with the whole “personal hygiene” thang in ninth grade, but i PROMISE i don’t smell like old fritos anymore.  

[jessica---jones-blog]

No it wasn’t because of that you know what forget I said anything.

[you-found-my-weakness]

Hey hey, no! What? Did i blurt an answer one too many times to forgive? Stretch back n poke you in the mouth? 

[jessica---jones-blog]

What? No, just seriously just forget it. It was nothing.

[you-found-my-weakness]

So i did touch your mouth! Really sorry, really. Especially if it was ninth grade.

[you-found-my-weakness]

Are you Peter Parker? I think we went to school together I sat behind you in science class

We did? You did?

[jessica---jones-blog]

I’m pretty sure that was you I don’t think I would forget you that easily.

[you-found-my-weakness]

Ah, here we go. Which science class? I get i wasn’t exactly at the top of my game with the whole “personal hygiene” thang in ninth grade, but i PROMISE i don’t smell like old fritos anymore.  

[jessica---jones-blog]

No it wasn’t because of that you know what forget I said anything.

[you-found-my-weakness]

Hey hey, no! What? Did i blurt an answer one too many times to forgive? Stretch back n poke you in the mouth? 

[you-found-my-weakness]

Are you Peter Parker? I think we went to school together I sat behind you in science class

We did? You did?

[jessica---jones-blog]

I’m pretty sure that was you I don’t think I would forget you that easily.

[you-found-my-weakness]

Ah, here we go. Which science class? I get i wasn’t exactly at the top of my game with the whole “personal hygiene” thang in ninth grade, but i PROMISE i don’t smell like old fritos anymore.  

[you-found-my-weakness]

Are you Peter Parker? I think we went to school together I sat behind you in science class

We did? You did?

[methhomework]

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

[you-found-my-weakness]

auntmayjunejuly

Happy mothers day, Aunt May! 

[shitmystudentswrite]

Nothing to fear but fear itself

Fear can be feared by being afraid of anything you’re scared of.

[dontpayinfish-blog]

ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਦੇ

Hey! you know Punjabi too???

[you-found-my-weakness]

Uh. No. I heard you knew it so i wanted to make sure you weren't rusty but it won’t even tell me how to say toes in punjabi. It’s telling me toes in punjabi is just “toes” which i KNOW isn’t true. 

[dontpayinfish-blog]

the best being who??

[you-found-my-weakness]

Uh. My aunt.

[dontpayinfish-blog]

Okay. Has she ever given you food poisoning before?

[you-found-my-weakness]

No way!

[dontpayinfish-blog]

you know what? ive changed my mind. I might go get pizza instead.

[you-found-my-weakness]

Don’t knock it till you try it. I learned from the best!

[dontpayinfish-blog]

the best being who??

[you-found-my-weakness]

Uh. My aunt.

[theguardiandevil]

you-found-my-weakness said:Get ready to see Chef Excellence in action

dontpayinfish said: uhhh… can we just order in?

Can’t back out now, Foggy. Besides, we don’t want to miss Chef Excellence do we?

[dontpayinfish-blog]

you know what? ive changed my mind. I might go get pizza instead.

[you-found-my-weakness]

Don’t knock it till you try it. I learned from the best!

[you-found-my-weakness]

WE’RE STARVING

[theguardiandevil]

FINE come get your pasta.

[you-found-my-weakness]

Youre the best

[you-found-my-weakness]

WE’RE STARVING

[dontpayinfish-blog]

look at him

[you-found-my-weakness]

Haha! ha..

This... isn't as embarrassing as i hoped 

[you-found-my-weakness]

heist and/or blackmail, yeah.

Y’hear that, matt? Were gonna blackmail you into giving us pasta