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with a quick move of her cold hand, nicole removed an unwanted touch from the back of her silhouette. and yet, a slight smile of an unfamiliar pleasure appeared on her face for just a second.
“ no. i’m not mad. i’m FURIOUS. i hope you’re not sleeping well with this crime of yours. ”
Their hands touched for a short moment, Harvey looking down at her, meeting her blue eyes. “I’ve slept like a baby. What about you? You look great.”
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Kelly smiled and looked down, clearing her throat as she got out the papers she’d been handed earlier in the week. “Uh, my cousin’s saying that I assaulted her last Thanksgiving. I don’t know much about law, but is there any way to just… make this charge go away?”
“Well--- is it true? did you do it?”
" that's dirty. "
“Five minutes? Yeah, that’ll do.”
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“Good, you deserve to relax.” She watched his reaction and smiled, licking her lips before she took another sip of bourbon, resting her elbow on the back of his couch as his eyes ran over her. “Yeah it was alright, the biotic research is coming along fine, there are a few people still at the lab but they won’t make much progress tonight.” She shrugged, sipping his bourbon once more, “How’s your day been?”
To be honest, he wasn’t really interested in hearing about her day. All he could think of was this case he had no clue how to win, but he couldn’t let anyone see how much it was bothering him. “My day was fine--.”
“Was it really that obvious?” Kira asked sarcastically, looking up at the other from the book she had been reading.
“You’re being very disrespectful.”
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with a slight tease on her face, she approached a well-dressed man. as always. tight and expensive. “ hello darling. ” a soft kiss on his face. “ how’s MY wife ? ”
Funny how she emphasised the word my. Grinning back down at the blonde, Harvey placed his hand on the small of her back as they strolled next to each other on the street. “---you’re still mad at me for this, aren’t you?”
“There’s some kids at the door asking for easter eggs. Is that normal---?”
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“Can I help?” She took another fry into her mouth, cerulean hues darting over his chiseled features before she glanced at his desk. “I could take a look through some files if you need an extra pair of hands. Or alternatively..” She crossed her legs as she sat on his couch, allowing her dress to ride up enough to make her point.
“No. I’m done.” Harvey replied, grabbing the burger from the table. His eyes wandered up and down her slender body as he chewed, his foot impatiently tapping the floor. “Did you have a nice day--?” What was that? Small talk??!
;( meme. ) jansen & specter
Who’s more dominant: hmm… Harvey thinks he is, but I think the answer is nicole.
Who’s the cuddler: harveyyyyyy
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: harvey/nicole
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: discussing/arguing??
Who uses all the hot water: Nicole
Most trivial thing they fight over: who’s right. Thank god for google.
Who does most of the cleaning: the maid? if not, they both clean up after themself.
What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: Harvey!! hello who knows movies better than him and Mike?
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Nicole since it bothers her the most.
Who leaves their stuff around: Nicole.:P
Who remembers to buy the milk: Harvey
Who remembers anniversaries: Both??
Who cooks normally: Harvey mostly, if they don’t cook together.
How often do they fight: OFTEN?????!!!!
What do they do when they’re away from each other: Work i guess
Nicknames for each other: Calling each other by last names, if not using nicknames the other hates
Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Harvey
Who steals the covers at night: Nicole
What would they get each other for gifts: Fancy stuff, flowers, food, etc.
Who kissed who first: Definitely Harvey. He couldn’t stay away any longer lol
Who made the first move: harvey
Who remembers things: they both do
Who started the relationship: Nicole brought up the topic, even though harvey’s not a big guy for relationships
Who cusses more: harvey definitely does
What would they do if the other one was hurt: comfort them. Give them a hug. Remind them how talented the other is.
Who is the dirty talker: HAHA! yeah who is
A head canon: Who knew enemies could be such great lovers???
“ try to stay alive then. it was a pleasure, mr. specter. see you in court. ”
“It truly was. Laters Nicole.”
“ you don’t know a thing about me, that’s what it is. But don’t worry, you’re not THE ONLY ONE.”
“--I’m sure I’ll find out some day.”
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Who remembers to buy the milk:
Who remembers anniversaries:
Who cooks normally:
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Nicknames for each other:
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