things too much for ears and too little for paper

[dontreadmydiarydude]

Gums

Treat me like a lost puppy and I'll bite your fucking hand off

Compare me to a little bunny and I'll burrow into your guts and eat your wretched heart from the inside

I am not a helpless creature who will follow you around, not something to puppeteer

I will rip your throat out and you will never speak to me like that again

I will burn

I will burn, but I'll set fire to you too

I will calm my own hurt, I will get better

but I will watch the fire you set in me take you down to hell, with a smile

and when i bare my teeth

they will be bloody

[dontreadmydiarydude]

My mind is like a wasps nest. Buzzing with shit people don't want to hear. I do everything I can and still, I'm not the best, and everyone is better at something, or more liked than me. I'm somehow keeping myself together but everyone up in my cranium is doing things a bit differently. I try to do the things I should but it always seems lackluster and dull. I feel like I'm just a copy of something more. But I don't die when I defend myself and even if no one sees it, I can do great things. The wasps just need a better plan and everything will be fixed.

[dontreadmydiarydude]

I should be studying but I can't get my mind of of your face, your hair, your clothes. Such things I never thought I would think. Unending fantasy. A picnic and flowers, clasped hands and laughter. I get my reality from dreams, I think that's where I get you. My perseption of you, that is, we've never spoken. My legs shake and ears get hot at the prospect of conversation. This is a problem, I so desperately want you to know my intelligence. But you are like waves on sand, always a glimpse of you, and then it's out of my reach. I am making this such an enormous idea and it hasn't left my side-like a shadow- for weeks, since my unconscious mind betrayed me one midnight.

[wolfythewitch]

But never let me die without a struggle and without acclaim

[norrtam]

i didnt know which option was better, so i made two

[muppetebbtide]

trojan war tumblr simulator

🌊 is-the-sea-wine-dark-today

YOU BET IT IS

#the wine dark sea!!!!!!!!!!!! #wine dark sea #wine dark sea posting

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✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo follow

why is achilles the only demigod who's Like That? like he's my boy but u don't see memnon or aeneas or sarpedon acting like him on the reg. why is he so maladjusted? like specifically? I saw his mother once and was so terrified by the sight of a goddess I flung myself to the ground and hid my face in the dirt til she left but I still don't think that accounts for it idk

🏘️ nobody1020

it's blonde man syndrome hope this helps

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⚔️ sonoftydeus

opening my askbox so that we can discuss strategies on taking troy!

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anonymous asked: we should all go home :)

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

FUCK OFF AGAMEMNON I WANT REAL SUGGESTIONS

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nobody1020 asked: do u like..... horses

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

odysseus do I even wanna know where this is going

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⌛ isthetrojanwaroveryet?

year 9, day 234: still no....

#all our admins keep DYING

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‼️ trojan-confessions follow

I think my wife might be sending me anon hate :/ keep getting asks like 'hope u die on the battlefield tomorrow silly slag' and 'menelaus should have curbstomped you' and in her big tapestry of warriors she made me look stupid

🐴 horsetaminghector follow

lmaooo is this paris??

🔮 cryinglikecassandra follow

kinda think helen should send MORE anon hate idk

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❓ myrmidons-confessions

I was the one who wrote the achilles/agamemnon 100k slowburn enemies to lovers rpf and put it on the group chat but now patroclus is calling me 'agachilles boy' and laughing about it and asking if I can proofread his mock bardic epic where all his dogs are heroes and killing people, so I fear I've made a mistake. I also can't look achilles in the eye anymore... but honestly I've never seen proof he can read so I might be safe

❓ myrmidons-confessions

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👑 kingofmycenae

👍🏻 ajaxthegreat

achilles is DEAD and ur posting CRAB RAVE?????

🏘️ nobody1020

I think that's why he's posting it ngl

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😹 deiphobus42069

imagine being the achaeans and your best warrior gets killed by PARIS, after everyone else had awesome deaths at the hands of sarpedon or hector or memnon... like that's literally so embarassing I just know achilles is fucking fuming down in hades rn. I bet the achaeans are gonna put around that paris was guided by apollo, or that paris happened to hit his only weak spot..... anything 2 try and make it less cringe.... lol lol we're popping the biggest bottles tonight. hope helen's there

🐆 leopardskiniscool

???????????????

#I mean. yeah. but also. #deiphobus wtf I thought we were chill

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☑️ achaean-polls who should get the armour of achilles

odysseus

ajax the great

Voting ended onMay 22, 2024

#hope everyone can be normal about the outcome!!! :)

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🧑🏻 randotrojansoldier-deactivated-8578543

so excited to go back onto the field of battle tomorrow! sure hope I don't encounter any of the big-name heroes

🗣️ homer follow

I hope you don't too! I'm sure you'll do great!

🐎 antilochussss

not the direct address????

✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo

direct address got him :(

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💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

fuck my job so much I hope that this wooden horse tribute to the gods turns out to have some guys inside or something just so I can DO something rather than standing here like a twat with my spear

💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

by ares this can't be happening

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⚔️ sonoftydeus reblogged menelauskingofsparta

do NOT order achilles from shein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#oh yeah #I was stuck with temu achilles in the trojan horse for six hours #and by hour two agamemnon had suggested killing and eating him #and odysseus was threatening to 'send him to meet his father' #and it's not even like there's any kleos in killing priam!!! #anti neoptolemus #neoptolemus defenders dni #vent tags

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[wolfythewitch]

But never let me die without a struggle and without acclaim

[lady-forest]

patroclus study (Dante and Virgil in Hell by Gustave Courtois)

[cazza29]

Pyrrhus talking about achilles grave to Odysseus: Is it right thst my father's fame should be diminished? Tainted by a commoner?

*Patroclus a shade in the corner*: a commoner who fucked your dad AND your mum

*mic drop*

I know this isn't true but like to think this would have been a burn back to that little gremlin Pyrrhus. 🤣🤣

[paper-mario-wiki]

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

[thesefallenembers]

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

[sableunavailable]

So normal about the angry fish man

[ad-wills]

[theodysseyofhomer]

to me odysseus not recognizing ithaca is genuinely heartbreaking. the phaeacians must have broken their promise, because it can't be ithaca, because he doesn't recognize it. in his truest soul he believes that if he came home, he would know. but he can't be allowed to know it, because you can never go home. even when you are home.

[birb-boyo]

Ok William, we get it💀💀💀

[shubbabang]

[dark-wizard-guy-fieri]

context (via @mellorocket)

[chimthecappy]

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

[artistefish]

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

[aqueerkettleofish]

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

[shu-of-the-wind]

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

[anna-neko]

and important addition

Source: instagram

[o1ie]

brb going outside to wistfully observe the reflections of the shop lights in the wet streets

[o1ie]

thats what im fucking talking about