a very short dude @crayonssmellgood - Tumblr Blog

So I was rly lazy when I made this since it was like 1 in the morning but I finally decided to make an about me post

I use any pronouns i don't rly care, and I'm really sorry if I take forever to reply or answer you cuz I get really nervous talking to ppl. I listen to a lot of Dodie and Noahfinnce and Bears In Trees and most of my dash on Tumblr is full of random stuff like good omens, young royals, and a bunch of film stuff cuz im very much into that. I really just have phases so I'll probably reblog a lot of stuff about one topic for an hour and move on to the next thing lol.

I guess this is mainly for posting random stuff I'm interested in (none of my interests are at all related) but I really like photography and I have another blog just for my photos (sillylittlecheeto) if u guys wanna go see it.

Also I just wanna say this is a safe blog and please don't interact if you're homophobic, misogynistic, rude, or just spread hate in any way.

rexuality

i have a story for you, tumblr. last year my coworkers and I were riding in a golf cart at a music festival passing out drinks to people, because the festival had been cancelled that day and everyone was trying to make the best of a bad situation. after some time we spot a guy on the other side of the road dressed as lord farquaad, walking alone. we yell, “LORD FARQUAAD! DO YOU WANT A DRINK??” dude yells an affirmative, walks into the road without looking, gets hit by a fucking car, and goes flying.

I really need you to picture a lord farquaad being dummy yeeted into the air by an incoming vehicle while a golf cart of inebriated, glitter and mud plastered coworkers are full-on horror movie screaming together. before we can even process this, lord farquaad gets up like 🤪 how bout that drink?? completely okay, utterly unphased, red hat and bob wig still locked the fuck in. we check on him several times, all talking over each other, and while he’s calmly and pleasantly assuring us he’s fine, he passes each one of us a tiny jesus figurine. he bestows a “god bless you all” and then resumes his jaunt, drink in hand.

after that we drove in total relieved hysterics, the kinda laughter that only happens when you narrowly avoided catastrophe. and i have NO idea if the driver that hit him even said a word because my entire consciousness in that moment was farquaad, there was only farquaad. I hope that he reads this one day and knows that he is STILL talked about and regarded as some sort of festival cryptid. we are blessed indeed

yimmypee

ive been thinking about this tweet for the past 2 days like literally nonstop

b0nkcreat

STOP eating salads because you want to get Skinny✋🚫 START eating salads because theyre yumby plate of leafs ✅🥗

b0nkcreat

i am getting my THIRD SALAD.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In a day row. They call me the yumby leafer

sharkishblue

the leaferrrrrrr

b0nkcreat

shrimpathizer

crouton challenge level impossible:

get on my fork

cykelops

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

cykelops

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” WRONG. 🗣️🗣️CRAB RANGOON.

fromhersoul

sealstash

beautiful friendship world

em-iliart

how this week has felt

soulmvtes

a week of getting caught in downpours

wizzard890

24x81

no mom i have to be online 14 hours a day my mutuals are writing the most fucked up esoteric erotic and beautiful posts about my guys. i have to be there to experience it in real time.