a very short dude

If you're wondering, I'm 5' 4"

[lizvi]

I will not let myself have a bad day. this will be a good day whether I like it or not

[kuttithevangu]

The thing about the moon is maybe you don’t need to write a poem about the moon. The moon’s been done, we’ve discussed it. It’s a coin a mirror an eye a lantern in the darkness. It’s a rock in space. It’s the dang moon we’ve all seen it! Is there something you can notice that’s is more surprising than the moon???

[creekfiend]

[curiousauthor]

[rpfofficial]

the powerful lifelong bonds that are maintained by gay sex that is not happening

[rpfofficial]

or maybe the gay sex was there, once. it didn't save anyone, it didn't change anything. but it was there. and it never happened again.

[honeyluvsw]

leaf pngs ! images not mine, i'd just prefer you don't repost as your own pngs please.

[xphandelionx]

Obsessed with the fact that one of the first things that happens (in the book) after Grace figures out how to communicate with Rocky is that he promises a time to meet back up and then oversleeps and misses that time by two hours. He’s just like me fr

[notahorseindisguise]

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

[crayonssmellgood]

@jerksnapcracklepop

[parkchanwoohoo]

My supervisor keeps cutting off my sentences and while I could respectfully ask him to stop interrupting me during meetings, I hate him and his stupid misshapen head and my new tactic is to let him finish his sentence and then restart my sentence from the very beginning and keep doing that again and again until I get to the end of my sentence. This is not a mature or professional way to conduct oneself in a workplace but it is: Deeply Fucking Funny because he gets so impatient so fast

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm not kidding like you can see him grit his teeth and you see this muscle twitch in his jaw and it is hysterical. He's so angry he wants me dead but strangling me at work would be way less professional than whatever juvenile bullshit I'm doing

[parkchanwoohoo]

I maintain this could be vaguely sexually interesting if he were hot but he isn't. I'm suffering worse than Christ over here

[kosmogrl]

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[leonardbirdstein]

[macmanx]

A NASA spacecraft discovers a formation on Mars resembling a bear

NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter snapped the uncanny photo in December. Eyes are formed by craters. A hill with a "V-shaped collapse struc

Come on [tumblr] where’s my Mars Bear fanart?

[sirartwork]

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

999.23 and 599.78

geography of mars and bears

[aidaughter]

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

[tw1st-th3-knif3]

How do people name bacteria do they just whisper their names to you

[infizero]

bringing back my too woke opinion that you should be allowed to change labels without the previous one being incorrect

[infizero]

i think you should be allowed to identify as trans without retroactively saying you were also trans in the past. i think the "born this way" rhetoric is limiting and you should be able say stuff like "i was fully a girl when i was a kid and now im a boy" without it invalidating your current identity but maybe that's just me

[b-side-takes]

not to be like that but misgendering is still misgendering even if you think you know someone’s gender better than they do. because that’s the basis of literally all misgendering you don’t get a special pass because you’re Transing Them

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you are my coworker and to some extent my victim

[falsity555-deactivated20251002]

EMBRACE PROFOUND PLATONIC DEVOTION

[yanguang]

[yanguang]

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours

[xpxssxm]