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“Holy shit I’m 20!”- sapphic non binary brat- british snob- University student- Meme connoisseur- Veggie 🌱I stole a cat once.

[meanplastic]

[swarnpert]

[bangurz]

me: h-

blonde republican women:

[problematiq]

“woke grinch advertising to appeal to millennials & gen z kids” is possibly the single dumbest and dystopian shit i’ve ever seen in my life

[problematiq]

okay amazon………….

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

weird flex but okay

[sailorbrazil]

merry christmas im going to kill my father

[90skid-com]

[ruinedchildhood]

Scoob and the gang have an existential crisis.

[hustlerose]

unpopular opinion but gravity falls really went downhill after season 6

[hustlerose]

fair point but the villains were just so boring after bill cipher. call me a purist but not even a great VA like steve martin can make a sentient purple cube interesting.

also i think we can all agree stanley’s character arc went way off the rails during the killer tomato arc. what were they thinking, making him a double agent for the lizard aliens? it’s like the writers didn’t even care anymore lol

[hustlerose]

yeah dude they just wrapped season 8 a couple weeks ago

[hustlerose]

?????????? what the fuck is voltron??

[hustlerose]

jeb bush……..? obviously? i don’t see how this is relevant

[hyrude]

ive eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life, always with gusto and an utter lack of self-restaint, and each time has ingrained itself in my memory as distinctly nightmarish when they ended with me ralphing it all back up within the hour. i thought this was reflective of my hubris and insufficient fear of god, but it is only as i write this post now, crumpled to my knees on the floor of this eresto’s bathroom after eating half a baja taco and recalling that my dad is allergic to shellfish, i realize perhaps the issue is not with a higher power, but with a deeper one. biology.

[thecrabendishlives]

- H.P. Lovecraft

[nue-deactivated20130114]

last christmas i gave you my heart

but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died

[sarkastik-ninja-deactivated2017]

I have been waiting all year to reblog this

[semiconductorwave]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Anyway this body isn’t mine and I will molt

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[goblin-vibes-only]

Roses are red,

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

[ilovemusicalyy]

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

[straight historian voice] they used fond language such as “my lover”, “my darling”, “i miss your arms around me”, “i wish i could marry you”, and “i miss your lips on mine”, though they were never proven to be in a relationship

[ratkingreject]

sometimes youtube comments are complete garbage and then there are comments like this

[lovelyslimebois]

Drop the link op!!??

[ratkingreject]

here you go!

warning: it is absolutely not what you’re expecting

[headspace-hotel]

as if i could possibly be expecting anything at all based on just that comment