I Love Girls

Warning: there will be gay

[captainflipflops]

Back muscles 😤

[firefox-official]

really appreciate ferris bueller’s lack of character development throughout his whole film. he does not change. i like that about him

[drowned-princess]

It's often said that a well written character without an arc can usually do so by helping people around them to go through an arc. Like Marty McFly, or Paddington.

[firefox-official]

literally nobody went through a character arc in back to the future

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sorceresslefay]

[flower-and-thorn-deactivated202]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[runcibility]

One of the few times it's 100% perfect to have an older white dude with a beard mansplain to a young girl.

[pbrim]

Except that is not mansplaining -- mansplaining is a man, assuming he knows everything better than women simply by virtue of being a man, trying to explain something he doesn’t know that much about to a woman who is expert in that area.  This is a man sharing his knowledge with a woman who has clearly demonstrated she has no idea what she is talking about.  That’s just called explaining.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

[marimopet]

what does this say in english

[merinnan]

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

[myangelofthelord]

ok so what does it say in american

[merinnan]

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

[star-spangled-jackass]

thank you

[you-or-your-memory]

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

[flubz]

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

[operationsc]

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[calliopeans]

men think they can make a pacific rim movie because guillermo del toro made one. you’re not guillermo del toro though

[little-pp]

[sksjdncmaoeebss]

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

[fadeintocase]

i think people need to stop glorifying sassiness and bitterness and start promoting the idea of actually being fucking nice and civil to people who did nothing to you.

[remanence-of-love]

[plaguegirlfriend]

this is an example of an objectively funny crime

[skyefawna]

Did... did they write "RIP" on the top of the cross?

[thcgummy-deactivated20211107]

First of all he’s perfect

[4yuel]

[giuggiulu]

I can not express how HYSTERICAL I am over the way my roommates decided to cut my cake

[giuggiulu]

This is how I found it this morning and I am THIS CLOSE 👌🏻 to murdering someone

[giuggiulu]

In case anyone wants an update, they left this minuscule square so they wouldn't have to wash the plate. I am, and I can not stress this enough, LOSING MY MIND

[giuggiulu]

Every morning the people around me wake up and they choose VIOLENCE

[the-real-skeletor]

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

[ghost-cassette]

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

do not separate them…..

[overlyactivepingpongball]

Starter Pokémon in Ohio