Idek anymore

Tumblr is odd, but it gives me writing ideas.

[donttypeatmeinthattoneofvoice]

Dick pics are like when your cat brings you a dead animal as a gift because they think it’s a nice gift but really you’re just mortified and not impressed

[bloodyvampire-83]

Rabisu: The Rabisu are demons lurking in the shadows of many homes.  They mostly linger at the thresholds, waiting to attack those who enter the home. Legend has it, that the Rabisu are ancient beings.  So ancient, that it is believed they were part of the angelic rebellion, banished forever from heaven. The Rabisu weren’t always blood drinkers. Originally they fed on human energy. These vampiric spirits first began to feed on this energy that we humans give off from the beginning of human existence. They were here before us and they were there at our creation.  The more they fed on the energy, the stronger they became.  And as they grew stronger, the Rabisu discovered they could manipulate that energy. They used the energy from the humans to move objects and create a cause and effect.  By creating this type of havoc, they produced great fear within the humans they haunted, thus creating a greater surge of energy.  And this energy was dark and powerful, stronger than anything the Rabisu had ever tasted.  Stronger, these Rabisu became and they spread throughout the world. As they migrated to different continents their influence grew, and so did their power.  They were feared and with great trepidation they were sought by magick users.  The powers of the Rabisu had grown so strong by the time of the Mesopotamians that they were able to influence human thought,  under the guise of benevolent caring spirits.  They taught dark mages and witches to conjure them.  Once conjured, these Rabisu grew more dangerous because they were now manifesting in physical form.  No longer were they inciting man to violence through their thoughts and emotions, but they were now causing physical harm to humans and their surroundings.

The violence that ensued after the conjuring was beyond anything that had been seen before in the world of magick.  Dark mages were conjuring these spirits to do their bidding, but instead were being slaughtered by them.  Once the Rabisu tasted the blood of humans, their blood lust was unstoppable. The magick users found a way to control the Rabisu, but not before some of the Rabisu found a way to stay in their physical forms.  Legend says they are the original vampires. As man is prone to do, compromises with these demons were made in exchange for power. And now the common man/woman goes in search of the Rabisu for help.  They go to the conjurers, promising a cup of their blood as sacrifice to these creatures.  They would call forth the Rabisu and exact revenge on their enemies.  There are no promises that the Rabisu will not kill them in the process. If they are from the angelic rebellion, then they are immense in their numbers.  A third of the angelic host was cast down onto the earth from the legends. They reproduce, but not like humans.  They create vampires possibly more powerful than themselves because of the physical nature of the vampire.  They are at a spiritual disadvantage because supposedly vampires have no soul. The Rabisu, are limited since they need the human to conjure them, where as the vampire becomes autonomous, even having the power to create new vampires. The Rabisu are animalistic in nature and their blood lust is uncontrollable.  They are harbingers of misfortune and death.  Because the Rabisu feed off the fear that is generated at the moment of the attack, those who die at their hands suffer greatly. The blood is ambrosia to these demons. One source says salt water repels them.

[donttypeatmeinthattoneofvoice]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wl-z4Mj3HI)

Please share this, this guy deserves to be famous

[donttypeatmeinthattoneofvoice]

Dude: *walks up to Jeffery Dahmer* You deep throat?

Dahmer: You have no idea

[donttypeatmeinthattoneofvoice]

Me: *wakes up from coma*

School: gotta make up that work

[donttypeatmeinthattoneofvoice]

Tumblr is sickening.

You heard me. This site is absolutely sickening.

I go on here for five minutes to see if everyone is right about the community on here, and oh, look, they are.

I am referring to people deliberately insulting someone based on their gender and sexuality. People committing acts of Sexism. The very same people who don't like to be insulted for being queer (and no, that is not an insult, that is a word describing something different. which isn't wrong.). I see people on here saying that all cis people should die. I have seen people, cis people, get bullied and insulted to asking questions. Sorry if wanting to understand you is a bit stressful, but you saying that people keeping and liking the genitalia they were born with is stressful too. 

So, let me get this straight, the LGBT community is not only tolerant, but they also want to make the world a safer place by getting rid of all straight, white, cis people?

Tell me more about how amazing, kindhearted, and accepting these people are!

Well, I will tell you more.

They are so kindhearted that they cyberbully people who like how they were born by calling them transphobic and immediately assuming that they are rapists, sexists, homophobes, and anything in between! They even drove people to try and commit suicide, and some people succeeded! Isn't that great?

What? It isn't?

But Tumblr told me that bullying is wrong unless someone disagrees with me...

You mean driving people to suicide is wrong?

You mean cis people actually deserve to live happy and normal lives, like me?

You mean that people actually fought and died so I could complain about "cis oppression" on this site on a smartphone, laptop, or any device that some people could never afford?

You mean I should stop being such a little bitch because people in this world are mean no matter what they identify as or what color they are? 

YES THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN

STOP HURTING PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THEY DISRESPECT YOU. STOP GOING AGAINST YOUR SO CALLED BELIEFS BY BEING INTOLERANT TOWARDS SOMEONE WHO LIKES THEMSELVES AS THEY WERE BORN.

I am white. I am cis. And I am proud to be that way.

Do not insult me for how I am, and I will not insult you for how you are.

There are mean people everywhere, no matter their color, sexuality, or gender. Get over it.

Cis people are not all hateful. Men are not all rapists. White people are not all racist.

The same goes for everyone else, so stop acting like they're the only violent and intolerant ones.

And if you hate cis people for simply being cis, then you are the one who is hateful and intolerant.

And, in conclusion,

I am proud to be who I am.

Are you?

[apocalyptiqueer]

I don’t understand all the hate against cis people, and I really didn’t know it was a thing until recently.

Come on guys, they’re people too you know. Most of them are probably really nice people. I just really wish everyone would stop being so judgemental all the time, like what’s the problem here?

If someone could explain their reasoning on this I’d like to hear you out so I might be able to understand it better.

[donttypeatmeinthattoneofvoice]

Person: I'm trans...

Me: That's cool

Person: ...And I think all cis people should die

Me: That's actually genocide. How can you call yourself a decent person when you demand the extinction of an entire group of people?

Person: Why're you hating on me? It's because I'm trans isn't it, cishet scum.

[haru-nijimas]

Welcome to Tumblr

The place where made up genders, made up sexuality, and made up problems exist, tell me more about how “cis people ruined your life.” or “all white people are racist”. It’s also the place where rabid fandoms bully people into attempted suicide, can’t forget that.

[velvetblu3]

You need to stop.

The whole social justice movement and blaming men and white people is simply an attempt for people to take all the world’s problems and put them on a single enemy they think they can fight, when in reality the problems in the world are created by an interrelated network of forces beyond anyone’s control. When you blame cis people, white people, people of color, trans people, etc. you are just furthering a problem that didn’t have to be because of your biased thoughts and opinions, and instead of solving problems, you simply create more. You aren’t a martyr for equal rights, you’re just stupid.

[notansalad-deactivated20170603]

Tumblr: -See’s a white person- Hey you! You’re white! That makes you racist!

Tumblr: -See’s a girl who isn’t a feminist- You are a girl! You should be a feminist! Do you hate women that much???

                                                                                                                        Tumblr: -See’s a cis person- OMg your cis! SHut up!!!

Tumblr: -See’s a straight person- Your straight! You have no right to be allies to LGBT community! 

Me: ????? How is this helping????

[gay-angry-transman]

My cis boyfriend got almost all his hair pulled out by a girl in elementary school, she held him down and ripped his hair out. The teachers didn’t make a big deal about it. My cis boyfriend almost got raped in university, while sleeping on the sofa, by a girl. My cis boyfriend got called ugly in highschool almost everyday. My cis boyfriend is skinny as a stick and thinks he is fat still. But men don’t need positive messages. All cis men are privileged therefore we can never focus on them, ever.

[donttypeatmeinthattoneofvoice]

Talking to a stranger

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[alxbngala]

Money Cats masterpost, to have your LIFE!! filled with money.

[coffee-cigarettes-and-cinema]

People without big boobs: OMG I WISH IHAD BIG BOOBS

People with big boobs:

can’t run

over sexualized

cant wear tank tops without being inappropriate

cant sleep on stomach

no bathing suit fits

BACK PAIN

people staring down shirt

creepy jokes

people grab them

no cute bras

no sports

three+ sports bras

no bra HA GOOD LUCK

can’t take any kind of selfie with cleavage because “YOU’RE DOING IT FOR BOOBS”

shirts dont fit

if the boob bit does the stomach doesn’t

DID I MENTION OVER SEXUALIZED

mocked by the media if your stomach isn’t flat but your boobs are huge

leaning over to drink from water fountain, boobs in fountain

no suspenders

crumbs are gone forever

boobs hang out of bra and everyone can see the lines

people automatically think you’re more sexual if you have big boobs?

no button up shirts, buttons pop off or constantly open

have fun with a vest for work

things smash your boobs flat and make you have a weird puffy flat chest

people constantly talk about them

dont bend over, they fall out of bra

can’t war pajamas with no bra

people think touching them is okay

people ask if they’re fake

people saying big boobs dont count unless you’re thin

people who think you’re stupid because of boob size

people who wont take you seriously because of boob size

finding costumes is impossible

nothing if you want anything in asian sizes

most bra stores dont go past DD

people you don’t know ask their size

if you have long hair, it gets stuck in your boobs

OVER SEXUALIZATION

no artistic nudes allowed because you have big not “artistic boobs”

there are more

[clevergirl]

I had no idea people with large breasts had all these issues; I’m suddenly more grateful to be small.

[prince-luffy]

People being upset when your boobs are weighty/saggy and not perky like implants tend to be (no hate on implants but yeah)

[mathlemore]

You can’t wear cute strapless/backless shirts because your boobs are so big you HAVE to wear a bra no matter what.

[donttypeatmeinthattoneofvoice]

But... But I just want a c cup...

[donttypeatmeinthattoneofvoice]

It's so awkward to eat at someone else's house like I don't know your tupperware I don't know how you live