Just Beyond the Rabbit Hole

An Askblog, if you will. Or feel free to linger a bit longer - I'm always up for conversation. Not much else to do, to be perfectly honest... Oh, and ah - Jervis Tetch, speaking.

[darkwingsnark]

.:¿dOn’T yOu TrUsT mE?:.

— Decided to actually work with the chaotic energy of my anxiety instead of fighting against it to relax. Ended up creating something… INterESTing. Yes, that’s the word I’m going with.

[dontwastethetea]

[Egads. One bloody year ago.]

[Hello, chaps! Lads and lasses, other alliterative things, and miscellaney!

I, am moving! Jervis is joining my multi-muse blog, before now dedicated only to OCs, so that I have an easier time logging in and checking things. I'll be nipping in here now and again over the course of the move - I need to get his about all settled and set after all - but I did think I ought to let you know.

It's been lovely. ^_^ And so it shall continue to be. Tea time is always, friends, fret not - Tetch is open for business and pleasure, just Somewhere Else now.]

[dontwastethetea]

I DON’T DO GREETING POSTS

but that doesn’t mean i don’t want to play with you

it just means i don’t want to get lost in the shuffle

if i follow you, i want to talk to you and write with you

sorry 

[dontwastethetea]

[You are all drafted and I am going to sleep. ^_^]

[dontwastethetea]

Would anyone care for a cuppa?

"Free for first time customers!"

"Reasonable if you’ve been here before!"

"Oh, and the proprietor does love to chat, don’t you, old chap?"

"Why, I rather think I do."

[archivedectopicfantast]

"Tetch? No way, so you are back! I’d thought Koishe was lying if it wasn’t fer the fact he can’t lie to save his life.” Sakura grins.

She’s human, today. Mostly, at least; she’s leaving her blue-tipped ears out, though the wool hat she’s adopted against the weather does a decent job at hiding them. “How’ve you been? Last time I heard any bit of you was when I phoned you about that weird dream I had.”

She removes her hat, coat, and pauses. “… Wait— don’t tell me that’s what took over your time since then.”

[dontwastethetea]

Jervis beams at Sakura over the counter. "Can't have you be lonely!" He enthuses, cheerfully. "Wouldn't do - couldn't do! Oh, but it's nearly done, it is! Soon, soon, everything will be well again. You'll have a most perfect best friend, you'll see!"

His smile widens, and he spins on his heel. "Care for a cup of personalitea? I've been to that bar of yours! Very colourful, oh, Biscuit liked it very much! I think she may have spooked a few people though, dear me, dear me, she didn't mean it! They simply smelled of food, you know?"

"She wanted to know what they were eating! Always hungry, always, always..."

[dontwastethetea]

Would anyone care for a cuppa?

"Free for first time customers!"

"Reasonable if you’ve been here before!"

"Oh, and the proprietor does love to chat, don’t you, old chap?"

"Why, I rather think I do."

[aprimreaper]

"Only a fool would turn down one of yours, Mr Tetch. Lovely to see you back from your honeymoon, by the way."

[dontwastethetea]

"Ah, Cecelia! It's been far too long, it really has. It must have been two weeks now, no? Or is it years? Forgive me, time and I still aren't on speaking terms... oh, but you look fantastic! The usual, yes, or will you be trying something new?" Jervis smiles fondly, taking a moment to straighten his tie, and his posture, before dipping his head.

Let it never be said the Englishman is impolite.

"You simply must tell me what is new and old and true and questionably true and fanciful and feel free to make up a few things in your life these days or those days or what-have you! Feel free to speculate, as well! Glimpsing the future can be fun!"

[dontwastethetea]

Would anyone care for a cuppa?

"Free for first time customers!"

"Reasonable if you’ve been here before!"

"Oh, and the proprietor does love to chat, don’t you, old chap?"

"Why, I rather think I do."

[it-equals-alchemy]

Alex entered the shop, curiosity piqued. “Hello.” She gave the enthusiastic man a shy grin. “I heard something about free tea?”

[dontwastethetea]

"Hi hello halloo hullay!" Tetch simply chirps, a toothy grin on his already toothy face. He sweeps - enthusiastically, elegantly, and a bit dodderingly - into a bow, before righting himself. The latter endeavor requires a few hops, however, to prevent the hatless hatter from careening backwards into his wares.

"Hah! Hum. Yes! Tea! Free tea for first-timers, and you're a fresh face first seen for the first time so please have a first free cup of tea on the house in the tea-house here owned by me!"

He smiles, nodding to himself. "There's something to suit every personalitea here, I personally guarantea it."

[dontwastethetea]

Would anyone care for a cuppa?

"Free for first time customers!"

"Reasonable if you’ve been here before!"

"Oh, and the proprietor does love to chat, don’t you, old chap?"

"Why, I rather think I do."

[godofmod]

Mod perked at the mention of free tea. He may have passed it up, if it weren’t for the man’s accent.

An English man selling tea? Perhaps good tea was available in America after all!

He approached the freckled man, cocking his head to the side.

"Aren’t you that Tetch fellow?"

[dontwastethetea]

"Hard to say." Jervis smiles brightly, tipping his hat all the same. "I'm quite certain I was this morning, and surely, I have been by my memory for quite some time! But my memory is shoddy at best, and truth be told I haven't checked since I woke up, so it's entirely plausible that I may be someone entirely different by now!"

"However, it is equally plausible and far more convenient to assume that I am precisely who I was this morning, and all the days before it so! I am Tetch until proven otherwise, yes!" Jervis positively beams at this deduction, setting his tophat squarely upon his head.

Without another word, he spins to the wall of jars behind him, and begins plucking tea-leaves from within them, dancing into something not unlike a whirl-wind. "And I must say it's so good to hear an accent from home!"

[dontwastethetea]

Would anyone care for a cuppa?

"Free for first time customers!"

"Reasonable if you've been here before!"

"Oh, and the proprietor does love to chat, don't you, old chap?"

"Why, I rather think I do."

[dontwastethetea]

...

[animositykate]

Font

[monstergirlsinc]

Describe your muse(s) and make them sound as shitty as possible.

[archivedectopicfantast]

A girl thinks she’s trapped in an MMORPG and acts accordingly.

A dragon decides he’s dumb so he goes to make himself un-dumb.

A cat plays medic as a hobby but otherwise lives a normal life.

A writer can’t remember where he left his notes.

[aprimreaper]

A fancy lady loves books and kills people sometimes but not quite and likes talking to strangers.

[galacticmotive]

This old guy dresses well for no reason hates his job.

A dark-skinned jumpy guy acts really young for his age and hides in a basement.

A little bratty girl thinks plants are more interesting than people.

[thatfreakingfennec]

A country boy sticks his nose in other people’s business.

[freckledloudmouth]

A former street rat gets a house and friends but her life still kind of sucks.

[dontwastethetea]

This crazy guy likes hats.

[xaun-deactivated20140906]

[dontwastethetea]

Totes goats in coats

[kitterjitters]

Not all female characters have to be feminine

1. Not all female characters have to be feminine

Not all female characters have to be feminine

Not all female characters have to be feminine

Not all female characters have to be feminine

Not all female characters have to be feminine

Not all female characters have to be feminine

FOR GOD’S SAKE NOT ALL FEMALE CHARACTERS HAVE TO BE FEMININE

thank you

[freckledloudmouth]

Along those lines.

Not all female characters have to reject femininity.

Not all female characters have to reject femininity.

Not all female characters have to reject femininity.

Not all female characters have to reject femininity.

Not all female characters have to reject femininity.

Not all female characters have to reject femininity.

For God’s sake, not all female characters have to reject femininity.

Thank you. :)

(You can always swap, or mix up the two, or you can be neither if that’s what suits you o/~)

[dontwastethetea]

#Ahem #This goes both ways you know #Signed the cursing Irish muse with a gun and car fixation and a drinking problem #Who goes out trolling for brawls and tends to clear her head via physical activity like martial art training #And dance and gymnastics to oldies rock #and owns a house that's primarily purple and rainbows and who really likes pretty clothes and colorful shoes

[rppetpeeves-blog]

“Oh my god you’re so good and perfect and I want to roleplay with you, but you’re so intimidating and good so I’m too afraid ghsldkfjad ;-;” These kind of messages make me anxious about disappointing you. Just talk to my character! At the end of the day I’m just a person with a blog. I won’t hurt you.

[dontwastethetea]

Please allow me to explain to you nonnies something about my wife.

"She is wonderful. She is brilliant, one of the most beautiful, charming, engaging, caring, understanding, open and accepting hearts and minds and women I know. She is someone I should very wholeheartedly advocate approaching, and befriending, because quite honestly, every life should have an Alice."

"But she is my Alice."

"And if you hurt her... if you touch her... if you even come near her in a manner that makes her uncomfortable... if you ever, ever, ever, ever dare to objectify her again...."

                             "They won't even find your remains"

"Good talk."

[dontwastethetea]

She dooooooooooooooo